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Fugfinity: Kim Kardashian


The Hairfinity Launch Party

KIM: Hey Khloe. You look pretty…

KHLOE: Thanks.

KIM: I was going to say “pretty good,” but sure.

KHLOE: Well, I’m super depressed about Lamar still and of course Rob, so I’ve been–

KIM: Who’s Rob?

KHLOE: Our brother.

KIM: We have a brother?

KHLOE: Last time I checked.

KIM: That’s crazy. The world is changing so fast.

KHLOE: Except for your wardrobe. It’s exactly the same.

KIM: No, this is totally new, dude.

KHLOE: Maybe, but it’s also NOT, you know? Bra top, high-waisted tight skirt, big coat. Same-old, same-old.

KIM: Oh yeah? Well then what if I do THIS:

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs in Jeans


“No events are happening this week,” I muttered to myself. “It’s just everyone wandering around town in jeans HEY WAIT A SECOND.”

Let’s eyeball the denim, then, shall we? I cannot resist a good pair of jeans. I think Heidi Klum might take this one. She ought to just start wearing jeans to, like, the Emmys.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

 

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WTF: Khloe Kardashian


We need to talk about Khloe’s pants:

Khloe Kardashian in White Jeans in The Hamptons (1)

Namely, at what point do they stop technically being considered pants at all?

[Photo: AKM/GSI]

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Fugs and Fabs: NBC Universal and TNT/TBS Upfronts


Upfronts and Cannes happening at the same time makes for tired fingers.

[Photos: Getty]

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Fug or Fine the Covers: Khloe Kardashian and Ashley Benson on Cosmopolitan


Of course there are emojis on the cover of Cosmo. OF COURSE.

It makes sense — after all, Cosmo feels increasingly like it’s assuming the other demographics will still buy it no matter what, and so it’s targeting high-school girls, in the hopes of being the mag they’ll bring home in secret, and hide under their beds, because they want all the saucy sex and boy stuff that’s in there. To that end, we’ve got an actress on the cover who’s on a teen soap on ABC Family, and she’s in a sweater that COULD be, theoretically, the thing her preppy and potentially illicitly college-age boyfriend wore to a regatta and then she swiped it and took a selfie of herself in it and texted it to him (which totally ended up in the Internet, because texting saucy selfies to boys who might still be dipshits IS A BAD IDEA, LADIES). Ahem. All that said, while I think her right thigh angle is crazy-looking when we can’t see enough of the rest of her form, Ashley herself looks great — her face and hair really work.  The saucy-prepster thing is well-matched to the Sex Olympics theme, although I wish they hadn’t put “15 Easy Ways To Score An Extra $2,000″ right underneath that because people might get the wrong ideas.

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Next up is Khloe Kardashin on this month’s issue:

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Fug the Candid: Khloe Kardashian


I read a headline about this look over the weekend at some point — “Khloe Kardashian Stuns In Thigh-High Boots,” or some such — and I am sure I just scrolled past it and thought, “Eh, you’ve seen one pair of thigh-high boots, you’ve seen them all.”

What they should have said was, “Khloe Kardashian — The Only One You Really Like! — Stuns in Denim Diapers (But At Least Her Hair Looks Great).”

[Photo: Splash]

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