Fugger: Khloe Kardashian

What the Fug: The Kardashians Ride Again


There are some truly, truly, epically offensive outfits in here. Honestly, at this point they just make me shake my head and say, “Oh, KIMBERLY,” because at the end of the day, again, my mantra is: It’s a comedy, and the joke’s on them. Also, the more people rage about her, the easier it is for her to wash right over me, I guess. But if it’s at the point where if you can’t discuss Kim in the comments with any measure of remove or composure – and that’s not a judgment; I get that she’s polarizing — then you might just want to scroll past this one. We stick them in a slideshow to make it easier for people to avoid the Jenndashians, and if you need to spare yourselves, do.

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What the Fugs: Various Kardashian/Jenners


It’s amazing to me that a family that CONSTANTLY discusses its weight and fitness does not also understand the logic of “JUST GO UP A SIZE. NOBODY WILL KNOW BUT YOU.”

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Recent Fugs: The Jenndashian National Konvention


The good news is, I spy shorts under there. The bad news is, the issue in NO WAY went without saying.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Keeping Up With The Jenndashians


All right, well, we all know what Kim’s been up to recently (although there are some OUTFITS in here, also). I am sure it will be hard to resist discussing Kimye vs. Taylor, and it’s part of the pop culture conversation so I don’t expect it NOT to come up, but please as usual avoid personal attacks — on each other, or on either of them or their friends/families. In other words, regardless of whether you are Team Taylor or Team Kim (I, personally, am Team Oh Get Over Yourselves, Both Of You, Because You’re Both Knowingly Profiting Off All This Discord And Have Been For Years), hurling names at either one of them is no better than Kanye so carelessly calling Taylor “that bitch.” Thank you!

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: The Kardashian-Jenners


Okay. So. I was, initially, kidding when I said the first of these posts was like Royals Round-Up; it was intended as a joke about how the KardJenners wrongheadedly appear to think they are the crown princesses of America. But there IS a logic to rolling them all into one periodic slideshow: It’s ONE post, as opposed to the twenty we COULD write. Ergo, those of you who don’t want to engage with them can skip them more easily. I thought that made sense, but got a lot of disgusted comments anyway because apparently giving them their own slideshow was somehow just as offensive as… I don’t even know, y’all. We’ve already said they are too enmeshed in fashion and pop culture to ignore them. That decision stands. I’m just trying to give EVERYONE what they want: Kards to ogle for those who enjoy the train wrecks — and there are MANY OF YOU, and yes, I am one of them — and an easier time SKIPPING the Kards for those who don’t. I’M TRYING.

Please don’t use sexually derogatory language about them in the comments. Thank you.

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What the Fug: Your Kardashian/Jenner Update


Kim is only in here ONCE, y’all. Maybe Khloe asked her to step aside.

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What the Fug: The Week(ish) in Various Kardashians


It’s like Royals Round-Up,  except completely the opposite. Also, fair warning: It gets worse as it goes.

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