Fugger: Juliette Binoche

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the amfAR Gala

Mischa’s hot streak continues, Heidi Klum tries to make amends for past canary-colored sins, and SHARON STONE IS NOT PRESENT WHY GOD WHY.

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Fugs and Fabs: More Celebs at Haute Couture Week

This is a curious melange of people.

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Well Played: Juliette Binoche in Armani Prive

This is SO Blanchett. Maybe Juliette is the Blanchett of France. The Binchett, if you will.

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It’s great on her, though — so slithery and slinky and sexy. I’ll admit the sleeves that devolve into tassels aren’t my dream design, both aesthetically and from the standpoint that it would drive me bananas if I were wearing it. But I can’t bring myself to pick that nit. She looks eight feet tall and like she could summon any serpent in a hundred-mile radius to do her (potentially nefarious) bidding. She wins.

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Basically All Fabs: Celebs at the Armani Show

You guys. THIS is a real front row.

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Well Played, Juliette Binoche

Juliette Binoche is ALL ABOUT white blazers now. Blazers with pants, blazers turned into a dress. I must say, I think she’s basically working it. I wish someone would interview her and find out all her beauty secrets. I want to know them ALL.

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Unfug It Up: Juliette Binoche in Fausto Puglisi

This bob is oppressive¬†on her. I hope it’s for a role, because I think it’s aging her.

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However, I embrace that skirt enthusiastically. I just wish the top were a little less “I am the stern French headmistress of an academy of contemporary dance.” Black turtlenecks can be severe.¬†So let’s redesign the bodice. Is it as simple as being a short-sleeve turtleneck, or a long-sleeve scoopneck? My preference for these things tends to be a deep, narrow vee, but if I know Fug Nation — AND I DO — y’all can come up with something more creative than I just did. So here is your canvas. Allez!

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