Fugger: Juliette Binoche

Unfug It Up: Juliette Binoche in Fausto Puglisi

This bob is oppressive on her. I hope it’s for a role, because I think it’s aging her.

Juliette Binoche

However, I embrace that skirt enthusiastically. I just wish the top were a little less “I am the stern French headmistress of an academy of contemporary dance.” Black turtlenecks can be severe. So let’s redesign the bodice. Is it as simple as being a short-sleeve turtleneck, or a long-sleeve scoopneck? My preference for these things tends to be a deep, narrow vee, but if I know Fug Nation — AND I DO — y’all can come up with something more creative than I just did. So here is your canvas. Allez!

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Armani Prive

Sadly, no sign of Armani Prive mega-fan Cate Blanchett, but I CAN offer you a great deal on Kate Hudson in a sparkly, sheer jumpsuit.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Kristen Stewart and Chloe Grace Moretz in Chanel, plus Juliette Binoche

Cannes is like, “Kim WHOdashian? We’re busy with real things.”

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Fug and Fab the Marrakech Diors

Another day, another Dior. Between Catching Fire, the upcoming American Hustle events (unless J.Lawr skips all of them due to Junket Fatigue) and whatever Marion Cotillard and Patricia Clarkson are promoting in Marrakech, that label is everywhere right now. For better or worse. In the case of Clarkson, better; for Cotillard, the latter.

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The Fuglish Patient

…answering the age-old question, “what would it look like if you took Ebenezer Scrooge’s nightshirt and put it on over your favorite pair of serviceable black pants, then topped off the whole look with King Kong’s bathrobe.”  The answer, by the way, is:  NOTHING GOOD.


Fug or Fab or Unfug: Juliette Binoche

At first I thought I’d misread the caption and that this was actually going to turn out to be Juliette Lewis.

That being said, I… don’t know. On Juliette Lewis, I’d be like, “Huh. Okay.” On SWINTON I’d be like, “You complete me.” On Ryan Gosling, I’d probably write some piece where in Intern George gets all squiffy inside. But I’m not sure this electric blue suit works ion every context — like, for instance, on Boobs Legsly, or Emma Roberts, or Cameron Diaz, or Jennifer Aniston — and so I can’t decide if it works in this one. Part of the problem is the hair. It appears to have been glued on in patches. Tell me: Would hair alone and better makeup turn this into a knockout punch? Or is the suit just sparring pointlessly with her? Would it at least make for a more fun fight if the shirt underneath was a little sexier? Work your magic, Fug Nation. Work it hard.

First, your ruling:

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