Fugger: Juliette Binoche

Well Played: Juliette Binoche in Armani Prive

This is SO Blanchett. Maybe Juliette is the Blanchett of France. The Binchett, if you will.

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It’s great on her, though — so slithery and slinky and sexy. I’ll admit the sleeves that devolve into tassels aren’t my dream design, both aesthetically and from the standpoint that it would drive me bananas if I were wearing it. But I can’t bring myself to pick that nit. She looks eight feet tall and like she could summon any serpent in a hundred-mile radius to do her (potentially nefarious) bidding. She wins.

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Basically All Fabs: Celebs at the Armani Show

You guys. THIS is a real front row.

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Well Played, Juliette Binoche

Juliette Binoche is ALL ABOUT white blazers now. Blazers with pants, blazers turned into a dress. I must say, I think she’s basically working it. I wish someone would interview her and find out all her beauty secrets. I want to know them ALL.

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Unfug It Up: Juliette Binoche in Fausto Puglisi

This bob is oppressive¬†on her. I hope it’s for a role, because I think it’s aging her.

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However, I embrace that skirt enthusiastically. I just wish the top were a little less “I am the stern French headmistress of an academy of contemporary dance.” Black turtlenecks can be severe.¬†So let’s redesign the bodice. Is it as simple as being a short-sleeve turtleneck, or a long-sleeve scoopneck? My preference for these things tends to be a deep, narrow vee, but if I know Fug Nation — AND I DO — y’all can come up with something more creative than I just did. So here is your canvas. Allez!

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Armani Prive

Sadly, no sign of Armani Prive mega-fan Cate Blanchett, but I CAN offer you a great deal on Kate Hudson in a sparkly, sheer jumpsuit.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Kristen Stewart and Chloe Grace Moretz in Chanel, plus Juliette Binoche

Cannes is like, “Kim WHOdashian? We’re busy with real things.”

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Fug and Fab the Marrakech Diors

Another day, another Dior. Between Catching Fire, the upcoming American Hustle events (unless J.Lawr skips all of them due to Junket Fatigue) and whatever Marion Cotillard and Patricia Clarkson are promoting in Marrakech, that label is everywhere right now. For better or worse. In the case of Clarkson, better; for Cotillard, the latter.

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