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Fugs and Fabs: CFDA Finalists’ Dinner

Man, yesterday was one busy Veterans’ Day.

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Fug the Covers: InStyle with Julianne Moore and Taylor Swift

In noticing and being horrified by the latest InStyle cover, I realized I forgot to put up the October issue featuring Julianne Moore. Let’s remedy that first:

Her hair looks amazing. It’s too bad the text is stepping all over it, but I guess that’s the rub of being on the cover. I love her in the sexy green shirt, too, but I keep wanting to reach out and straighten her necklace. There’s something stiff and absent in her face — she’s radiant, but she also seems like this is the fiftieth shot and her facial muscles were getting tired. In all, though, it’s VERY InStyle, ¬†exactly what I would imagine this magazine’s core reader would want, and it makes the next one look even worse by comparison:

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Fug or Fab: Julianne Moore

I wish Julianne Moore would start a GOOP-esque publication, and it could be all about her beauty routine. She has said that she’s kept out of her the sun almost her entire life, because she burns, and as a also-pale person, I do wear a hat whenever I am in the sun. But somehow, it’s not going quite this well:

I blame genetics. Anyway, to recap: she is gorgeous, her hair is glorious, she looked amazing throughout A Single Man and should let Tom Ford dress her like a sad-but-fabulous 60s glamourpuss at all time, and now she’s wearing this Givenchy number. I have to say… I am kind of feeling it. But I might just be mesmerized into bliss by that clutch.


Fug or Fine: Julianne Moore

We’ve bleated ad nauseam about the best way for a fair-skinned blonde to wear yellow: duskier shade, awesome red lip, like Diane Kruger here or Michelle Wiliams at Brokeback Oscars. But what about a fair-skinned redhead? Julianne tried a heavier yellow at last year’s Emmys and it was like trying to guzzle a bottle of artificial lemon flavoring. How did this do? Let’s talk.


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Fugs and Fabs: The “Don Jon” Premiere

In which Julianne Moore toys with whether ScarJo’s thunder can fit into her evening clutch.

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day Seven

One more day of Fashion Week remains — and, in fact, one more show. ONE MORE SHOW, ONE SHOW MORE! By the way, you can tell how hot it was yesterday by a lot of these pictures. Many people look droopy and a lot of them look like they’re suffering from brain fever.

We luxuriated in the GLORY that is The Blonds and the crazy that is Betsey Johnson, and spied the likes of Johnny Weir, Paris Hilton (AGAIN YOU GUYS, SHE’S BACK), Kat Graham (pantsless), and Tyra (pantsed) therein.

– I talked to Kat Graham at Jeremy Scott and she was charming. We chatted a bit about Vampire Diaries, and the issues that arise when your character never gets to change her clothes due to, you know, TEMPORAL ISSUES. (In case for some reason, you’re not caught up yet. Which is something you need to do.) We had to talk about something while Nicki Minaj made us all wait FOREVER.

– We announced to a certain CW someone that we are disgusting at Rachel Zoe, and it was true: it was HOT yesterday. Also, we spoke to Fruitvale Station‘s Melonie Diaz at J Mendel. She’s very into Pinterest right now.

–And, possibly most thrillingly, I spoke to Gabriel Mann at Nanette Lepore, and he squeezed my arm and used the words “hyper-sexual manipulations,” so I think we’re engaged now. MAZEL TOV TO ME!