Fugger: Julianne Moore

Well Played, Julianne Moore at the Canadian Screen Awards

I can’t believe Canada made Julianne Moore come to an awards show on Sunday. Don’t they know that once the Oscars are over, all celebs are contractually obligated to go to Tulum, where they all break their cleanses with great vigor and speak to no one in the press?


That said, there are FAR worse things Julianne Moore could have worn in her post-Oscars WHO CARES?! I WON!!! mode. Frankly, I think she ought to operate on this level way more often, sheer shirt and all.

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Oscars Fug or Fab: Julianne Moore in Chanel Couture (with bonus awards season flashbacks)

My whole theory on this awards season was that Julianne, knowing it was one long victory lap, changed up her routine so as not to mess it up. While she may not have done that, exactly, I do think she accidentally wore her Oscars dress to the SAGs.

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BAFTAs Fug or Fab: Julianne Moore in Tom Ford

Her face is radiant. Her whole head is like, “Yep, I’ve got this. I am so excited for Feb. 22 that I can barely stop myself from screaming ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JULIANNE MOORE every time anyone asks me my coffee order.”

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And I LOVE the true red on her. But while I think Julianne is doing this every justice she can, is it returning the favor? That top is depressingly creasy along the shores of Boobbados. It draws your eyes there for reasons other than, “WOW she is in good shape, for basically any age,” which I suspect she would’ve liked better.

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Basically Well Played, Julianne Moore

This smile is the smile of a woman who knows that, unless something INSANE HAPPENS, like the Oscars are invaded by aliens hellbent on destruction of all human life and starting with anyone who’s been on the cover of InStyle, she is winning one in about two and a half weeks:

Celebrities arriving for the charity screening of 'Still Alice' at the Curzon Cinema in London, UK

AT LAST! And while this outfit is not noteworthy other than the fact that it’s TOTALLY REASONABLE and anyone could wear it without people pulling them to the side and hissing, “WHAT are you thinking with THIS!?,” sometimes that is enough.

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Recent Basically Well Playeds, Julianne Moore

It pleases me that Julianne Moore is wearing the same shoes at two events in a row. Stars ARE just like us. This is just like when I wear the same pair of boots both to the post office and the grocery store, right?

"Seventh Son" Special Screening
This might need a wee bit of a hoik, and it’s a bit like something you’d wear to a funeral/luau hybrid, should such a thing exist, and I hope it does, because I just decided that I want one when I shuffle off this mortal coil. Come for the memories, stay for the roasted pig. Yet, despite the fact that I just used the words “luau” and “funeral” to describe a dress, I still like it on her.

I do think the number she pulled out for the Oscars luncheon is a bit better, though:

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SAG Awards Well Played: Julianne Moore in Givenchy

Heather’s theory is that Julianne Moore has realized that she is more than likely going to win this Oscar, and she does not want to look back on any of the photos of this awards season 30 years from now and think, “WHAT was I WEARING?” and I think that theory is dead on. Because this is totally great:

21st Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Red Carpet

Green on a redhead is almost always a slam dunk, but add the beading and I am totally in the bag for this. I am starting to get scared, though. It’s like when your college basketball team is undefeated heading into the tournament. You KNOW you’re going to whiff it eventually — we’re all human — and you want to do it when it doesn’t count, not when all the chips are down (I’m going to mix as many metaphors as humanly possible). Go outside wearing something INCREDIBLY HIDEOUS this weekend, Julianne! Wear a tablecloth belted with caution tape to the Independent Spirit Awards! SAVE YOURSELF.


Critics’ Choice Movie Awards Fine or Fab: Julianne Moore in Saint Laurent

Saint Laurent always looks phoned in to me — like once they lost the Yves, they also lost the will to live — but this isn’t….I mean. It’s….I can’t even muster up the oomph to finish the sentence. IT’S FINE. THERE. Two words. Seven letters. One sweet apostrophe. I did it:

The 20th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards in Hollywood

But FINE is probably exactly right when you won a Golden Globe on Sunday and you know that this — an event at which she also won — is just a pit stop on the commute to Oscarville. You have to leave something in the tank for the last ten miles of the journey, after all. (Maybe take a detour around the Sheer Bib Portion of the drive next time, though. It’s so unsightly and traffic is terrible.)

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