Fugger: Julianne Moore

SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Julianne Moore


The one thing we need to focus on, you guys, is that Julianne Moore is 52. FIFTY-TWO YEARS OLD. She should just wear a shirt that says, “I AM 52 YEARS OLD.” That’s a Well Played every day.

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Golden Globes Well Played, Julianne Moore


At last, Tom Ford really comes through for Julianne.

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Crazy, Stupid, Fug


An Open Letter to Julianne Moore:

Dear Julianne Moore,

Your stylist hates you.

Why? You seem so nice. Your hair is so pretty. You write books for children about how freckles are awesome, and you are charming in interviews. What have you done to deserve this? Did you accidentally poison your stylist’s poodle with bad chicken nuggets? Did you run over her hedge maze with your Range Rover? Did you seduce her eldest child? Whatever it was, GIRL. You NEED to figure out a way to heal this relationship, because HELL NO.

Love,

Jessica

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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines from the Maison Martin Margiela With H&M Event


I guess we can assume most if not all of them are wearing MMM?

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Fug Rock


You guys.

I just don’t know what to do with Julianne Moore. She is a beautiful, beautiful woman. She is a talented actress. She seems delightful. I appreciate that she tries things that are not conventionally pretty, I SWEAR that I do. However, there is a whole lot of acreage between “conventionally pretty” and “GIRL WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOING?” And yet here we find ourselves. Girl. What are you doing?

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Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Julianne Moore


Is it as bad as it’s ever been? No. But it’s certainly not good, and not for nothing, that wrinkle on the front gives her terribly unfortunate polternubbin. Not that there’s any such thing as fortunate polternubbin, although — fun fact! — I have it on no authority that “Fortunate Polternubbin” was the original title for that one CCR song.

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