Fugger: Julianne Moore

Well Played, Lupita Nyong’o in Alexander McQueen, with Assists from Julianne Moore and Aaron Paul


This event certainly brought out the best in all three of these very likeable people.

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Cannes Fug Carpet: Julianne Moore in Chanel


She looks like an unfinished Muppet plagued by the heartbreak of static electricity. I can’t. Or I Cannes’t, as it were.

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Cannes Well Played: Julianne Moore


I really shouldn’t like this, probably.

But she looks so GOOD in it. HOW does she do that? She gets Redhead In Green points, for sure, and she’s got a nice red lipstick with it, and I love the studded purse. I’m missing a bracelet, but mostly, I’m in awe that she can wear something totally shapeless and still look cool as the other side of the pillow.

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Cannes Fugs Except For Lupita: The Calvin Klein Party


That sensation you feel is the Met Ball nasty-funk being washed off you with the most luxurious of shampoos.

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Cannes Fug or Fab Carpet: Julianne Moore in Louis Vuitton


I feel like Julianne Moore is, in some ways, Cate Blanchett’s opposite number. Julianne is so lovely and has such curious taste, but instead of that fact constantly elevating everything the way it does with Cate, somehow everything swallows her up.

In theory, the mix of textures and colors here is interesting. But in practice, for me, the top makes her look sort of squat-of-torso, the clash of top and bottom MIGHT be overshadowing the skirt a bit too much, and the belt — though I understand it as a median between the two roads, so to speak — is bulking her up. Add to that the lack of a deep red lip and the fact that her eye makeup looks cross-eyed, and you have a crabby Fugger this Friday morning.

Do I need to snap out of it?

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Fug-Stop


I feel like…look, when BOTH halves of your dress look like they’ve been fashioned out of items found in your hotel room — the curtains! The bedsheets! — then something has gone awry:

Maybe that something is your luggage, in which case I’ll allow this. Otherwise? Not so much.

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