Armani lured Anne Hathaway across the pond, so I wonder if we’re about to see a fashion partnership — even informally — develop for her promotion of WeCrashed (due out mid-March). Or, and this is relatable, maybe Anne just really f’ing wanted to go to Italy for a while. We don’t know.

Here is the show she took in (there are so many shows and only so many slots, so why not drop this one in here?):

Evidently, Armani nixed the music and did the runway show as a sort of moment of silence for Ukraine — a nice gesture, but ultimately an odd juxtaposition, all these luxe velvets and tailored excesses here and all the carnage there. I could maybe see a ballroom-length version of 57 or 80 on Anne, or maybe 90? But Kidman might want in on that one, leaving the jackets and pants for Blanchett and Isabelle Huppert.

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