Yesterday, we had the crotch blossom, and today we have Ben Platt dressed as a man who is the youngest luxury boat owner in Kennebunkport, he’ll have you know, and he’d like to show you around his expensively appointed custom yacht in Kennebunkport, which is two feet longer than the biggest Kennedy yacht, with a larger wine cellar and much older scotch, and no, he’s not related to any of the Kennedys, why do people keep asking that, none of them have been named to the Rising Riverboat Stars of 2021 list, what is the big honking DEAL about the KENNEDYS, LOOK AT MY LARGE YACHT PLEASE INSTEAD.

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