Fugger: Gemma Arterton

Fug or Fab: Gemma Arterton in Saloni

I just can’t decide:

"Gemma Bovery" - UK Premiere

These things I know for sure:

1) Those shoes are my soulmates — my SOLEMATES, if you will (apologies; that was terrible) — and I must have them. They are my destiny. I LOVE them.

2) Whatever to the rest of it. I SEE ONLY YOU, SHOES.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Fugs and Fabs: The Olivier Awards

In which I guess the dress code was “SEXY WIDOW.”


Fugs and Fabs: The Miu Miu Resort Collection Party

SO many good celebs came out for this Miu Miu party.

[Photos: Prada/Miu Miu]


Fugs and Fabs: The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party, Part 1

Lily Allen goes semi-bare assed, while Princess Beatrice has never looked better, Keira Knightley tries to pulls off some advanced science and Lady Victoria Hervey returns with a FRESH BATCH OF CRAZY.

[Photos: Getty, AKM/GSI, Pacific Coast News]


A Quantum of Fuglace: Gemma Arterton in Prada at the Olivier Awards

Like a lot of Prada lately, I find the fit and cut uninspiring.

That seafoam color is nice on her, but this is doing to her chest what Michelle Dockery’s Prada did at the Emmys last year, and although that was unpopular of me, I could not get over it, and I can’t here, either. It’s like an ode to underwire, and it’s tracing a really shallow W on her chest. A W for “Wuh?” and “Why?” and “Waaah.”

But let’s look at the hair:

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Fugs and Fabs: Dramatic Arts Reception At Buckingham Palace

You can espy what Kate wore — and her chatting with a variety of these folks here. The subtext of everyone’s wardrobe is, “OMG I CAN’T LOOK SLUTTY IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN.” Everyone is totes apropos. Although Helena Bonham Carter looks like Eliza Doolittle’s before pictures, that probably IS totes apropos for HER at Buckingham Palace. Additionally, considering that Ralph Fiennes was ALSO in attendance, do you think anyone got drunk and sidled over to him and said, “LET’S GO TALK TO BELLATRIX, YOU WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED.”

[Photos: Getty]


Fugs and Fabs: The “Runner, Runner” premiere

Which I am also calling Birth of a Bromance.

[Photos: Getty]