Fugger: Gemma Arterton

A Quantum of Fuglace: Gemma Arterton in Prada at the Olivier Awards


Like a lot of Prada lately, I find the fit and cut uninspiring.

That seafoam color is nice on her, but this is doing to her chest what Michelle Dockery’s Prada did at the Emmys last year, and although that was unpopular of me, I could not get over it, and I can’t here, either. It’s like an ode to underwire, and it’s tracing a really shallow W on her chest. A W for “Wuh?” and “Why?” and “Waaah.”

But let’s look at the hair:

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Fugs and Fabs: Dramatic Arts Reception At Buckingham Palace


You can espy what Kate wore — and her chatting with a variety of these folks here. The subtext of everyone’s wardrobe is, “OMG I CAN’T LOOK SLUTTY IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN.” Everyone is totes apropos. Although Helena Bonham Carter looks like Eliza Doolittle’s before pictures, that probably IS totes apropos for HER at Buckingham Palace. Additionally, considering that Ralph Fiennes was ALSO in attendance, do you think anyone got drunk and sidled over to him and said, “LET’S GO TALK TO BELLATRIX, YOU WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED.”

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Fugs and Fabs: The “Runner, Runner” premiere


Which I am also calling Birth of a Bromance.

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Gemma Fuggerton


The seasick angle of this photo really enhances the outfit’s badness.

I’m just not sure what rogue act she thought her left breast was going to commit, that would require that much extra fabric. Maybe that side is prone to extreme allergic reactions to passed hors d’oeuvres and well vodka.

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BRIT Awards Fug or Fab: Gemma Arterton


Y’all know how much we love a sequin, and the idea of a sparkly Mr. Rogers cardigan is weirdly (or not?) appealing.

Something about all of this TOGETHER, though, looks like she’s playing Moneypenny in a Bond-themed Vegas revue. Then again, I would totally go see that, so what the hell do I know?

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Fugs and Fabs: AACTA Awards


I’ve decided I need to go to Australia. I don’t know how, and I don’t know when, but every time they have an awards show I think, “It is my destiny to know who these people are.” (I mean, other than Cate. I am familiar with her at this point.) I just need two weeks on a beach with some local trashy magazines and I will be good to go.

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