The King’s Man is apparently a prequel to The Kingsman, sans Colin Firth, but plus a whole raft of other people: Ralph Fiennes, Matthew Goode, Gemma Arterton, Charles Dance, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Matthew Goode, Daniel Bruhl, Rhys Ifans, Matthew Goode, Djimon Hounsou, Stanley freaking Tucci because obviously, and did I mention Matthew Goode yet? I don’t think I did. And that is all well and good(e), but FKA Twigs — who contributed to the soundtrack — looked the most dramatic at the premiere. Put her in the movie next time. What do you call a sequel to a prequel? A seprequel?