Fugger: Emmanuelle Chriqui

Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Emmanuelle Chriqui


This is terribly messy.

It’s the scene I WISH someone would put in a rom-com: The heroine is given a hideous dress and she stares at it for a second and says, “Okay, I can make the best of this,” and takes to her scissors and needle, and then two hours later she comes down the stairs to the party… and everyone is like, “Wow, no, you actually made that worse. Never do that again. You have no skills.”

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Fugs and Fabs: The Coach party


Man, it was the Fughara Desert out there for a while, and now EVERYONE is coming out to play. Bless you, Hollywood. I never thought I’d say this, but HAVE MORE PARTIES.

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: White Gowns


If you’re in the market for a wedding dress…. please don’t pick this one unless you want people to look around for the shotgun.

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The Fuggias


I always call these things toilet-paper trains.

Seriously, there is nothing more pointless to me than looking like you got something caught in your panties, unless that thing which got caught in your panties is Jon Hamm. Otherwise, where is the design in this? She doesn’t even look like she should be at a fashion designers’ event. This is not CFDA; this is JS:UT, otherwise known as Jersey Shore: Urine Time.

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Fugtourage


Emmanuelle Chriqui is on the top of the list of Celebrities Whose Names I Can Not Spell, which also includes — as I’ve mentioned previously — Matthew McConahahahhaghahahaaaaaaayyyyy and Mia Wasikowska (and oh my God, I think I just finally mastered that one). She is also one of only two and a half people on my list called People I Can Tolerate On Entourage (Is That Show Even Still On?), the other person being Turtle (half the time) and Scott Caan, because Scott Caan is awesome.

And here she is:

Wikipedia tells me that she’s joined the cast of The Borgias — which I am totally all about, because it’s full of good-looking people in olden times having romantical problems and then KILLING EACH OTHER, which is basically my favorite plot — and I can see where, after spending all day swaning around in a corset, you would be all, “OH MY GOD JEANS THANK YOU YES.” But while I approve her desire to go casual, unless she’s also secretly filming Dazed and Confused II: Dazed Again, ain’t no excuse for moving from one period piece to the other.

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