Truly, nothing says, “I just got my big acting break and I don’t have a real stylist yet, and I’m STRESSED ABOUT IT!!!” like the number of beige shoes in this slideshow from the women who just had pilots picked up and are wondering if this is their big break.  Ladies, do not worry too much! You will wear some hideous shoes over the course of your hopefully long and successful careers. And I will say something about them — but I will very likely make a typo in that post. And we will both get to try again the next day! So, welcome to the party — open bar is right over there.

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