Having grown up in Southern California, my understanding of the Hamptons comes primarily from whatever I’m watching on Bravo (aka “everything Bravo airs”) and a variety of people I follow on Snapchat who get to go to the Hamptons every weekend. There is nothing like watching other people at the beach from your sofa. ANYWAY, this event adds to my knowledge and what it has added is that a high percentage of the guests at this party might have forgotten to pack what it was they were planning to wear to it. Additionally: Malin Akerman seems like a hoot. This information tracks for me.