Fugger: Anne Hathaway

What the Fug: Anne Hathaway in Rodarte at the Toronto Film Festival

Sep 12, 2016 By Heather AT 8:00 am

Another day, another WHOAdarte dress:

This entire thing — including her head and makeup — feels less like Oscar Winner Anne Hathaway At The 2016 Toronto Film Festival, and more like Starlet Anne Hathaway Attends The 2006 Premiere Of Whatever Her Agent Told Her To Attend, And So Her Mom Did Her Hair And MakeUp And They Really Seriously Winged It On the Clothes. The good news for her in that equation is that her face is believably a decade younger. The bad news… is everything else.

[Photo: Getty]

Fug or Fab: Anne Hathaway in Christopher Kane

May 24, 2016 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

This does at least FEEL very Alice In Wonderland.

I just wish it felt that way in a pretty sense, rather than like a fever dream about getting locked inside a florist’s shop after closing. Like The Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, except involuntary, and with more allergies.

We missed an earlier look of hers that I like better:

Oscars Well Played: Anne Hathaway in Naeem Khan

Mar 1, 2016 By Heather AT 11:30 am

I didn’t realize until right now that what I really want in life is to be about 6 or 7 months pregnant, forever, and wearing nothing but Naeem Khan caftans.

She is OWNING this, all, “Hello. Yes, it’s true. I am giving birth to this galaxy’s future savior, and you WILL listen to all her future awards speeches and LIKE THEM.” Also, I know sometimes touching one’s own bump is automatic — and it’s so tempting to keep giving your growing bean a pat at all times — but I have to applaud her for not doing that cheesy, self-conscious Hollywood thing where people put their hands UNDERNEATH the bump and tuck the dress around it, as if to say, “See, it’s made of human, not donuts!”

Anne also kicked around in something big and red at Leonardo DiCaprio’s big pre-Oscar bash:

Fug or Fab: Anne Hathaway in Marc by Marc Jacobs

Jan 28, 2016 By Heather AT 7:00 am

It’s funny: There was a phase of Anne Hathaway’s pixie cut where I sincerely didn’t want her to grow it out, EVER. It reminded me of a similar haircut my dishy mom had back in the day, and she kind of evoked those old photos, and WARM FEELINGS, etc.

But her super shiny pregnancy hair is becoming too:

The dress is… not my favorite (nor are the dated-looking platform sandals, but maybe they’re all her feet can take right now). It looks like two shrunken Viewfinder reels got stuck to it, along with some other random specks. It’s also too short. I am all for wearing non-maternity wear while pregnant, within certain fit parameters, and one of them is the hemline: There HAS to be enough room on that dress to accommodate a bump and still keep you covered. If there is ANY risk that you’ll reach up to hug someone and the whole world will be able to tell see if your water has broken, then leave it in your closet.

[Photo: Getty]

WTF: Anne Hathaway

Sep 23, 2015 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

YOU GUYS.

I cannot wait to see Anne Hathaway skate her free dance to Whitesnake’s Greatest Hits. That IS how to get America to fall back in love with you!

No, wait! THIS next look is, if by “fall in love with you,” you mean, “cause to mutter ‘what the eff is Anne Hathaway wearing?’” to yourself over lunch. BRACE YOURSELVES: