32When I thought this was pants and a top, I wasn’t overly mad at it.
But I believe it has been confirmed as a jumpsuit, and so now I have beefs with it — I think because a shirt CAN blouse at the waist, but a jumpsuit somehow shouldn’t, but that could ALSO be a total crock and I’m resting on my massive bias. It’s only fair that I acknowledge my prejudices so that we can all begin to heal. And the first step is…
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Anne hath hit the junket trail for Rio 2, and I do hope it’s a nice long one, because — as much as I needed a vacation from all those damn dreams she dreamed — she is working with a new stylist now and interestingly, I think the actual styling is my primary objection to this. However, it’s certainly a lot more colorful than her Les Mis press tour was, but then again, presumably the bird she voices is not a consumptive, toothless French prostitute, which can really bum out your palette.
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I don’t even know why I’m putting this to a vote except maybe the time change has made me kinder (it has not; it’s made me violent and sleepy, which is at least not a very productive combination):
I may honestly just be cutting her some slack because the idea of Anne Hathaway deciding to do all her wardrobe replenishing at Cost Plus World Market this spring is entertaining to me. “Yes, I will buy this charming camel made of brightly colored fabric remnants. And I will also buy this adorable ceramic soap dish shaped like a turtle! Oh, yes, and some wine. And then some more wine. And some wrapping paper. And some obscure foreign candy! Excellent. Wait. What did I come here for again? RIGHT. A potentially flammable and slightly shapeless maxi-dress they’ve stocked here by the woven Venetian blinds since 1998. Done! Ooh, I also need a new bathmat!”
At least she’s not wearing the bath mat.
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Poor Anne Hathaway. When she walked out onstage to present Best Supporting Actor, to the dulcet tones of “I Dreamed a Dream,” everyone at GFY HQ groaned. It’s totally not her fault, and it was — of course — on topic — but you know part of her had to think, “yeah, that song reminds me AND EVERYONE ELSE of when humanity was so sick of me.” And we have not been able to escape Les Miserables, considering that 46% of all figure skaters in the world performed to it this season. Heather and I were in London in January working on The Royal We, our new book (it’s loosely based on Kate Middleton), and even the pianist at the Dorchester was murdering it. You haven’t had tea until you’ve done it to a jauntily rendered tune about a dying prostitute. ANYWAY. I have some sympathy for Anne, and part of that comes from the fact that this reminds me of her Burberry BAFTAs dress from last year but it isn’t as good. Let’s take a closer look
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Usually, these suckers freak me out and make me wonder why the actual person doesn’t slap the bejeesus out of ol’ Madame with a lawsuit. But this one is quite eerily good.
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Hilariously Played, Anne Hathaway
Okay, I’m finally excited about Anne Hathaway again:
Fifty years from now, she is going to be the NUTTIEST old lady ever. We just have to be patient.
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