I don’t at all dislike this — with the caveat that I truly do not understand trouser lengths anymore, will someone please teach a Learning Annex class on this that I can take? I am serious!! It can be called WHAT ARE PANTS — but I also want someone to write a (favorable) profile of Anne Hathaway called “Anne Hathaway Is Having a Midlife Crisis” and have her wear this. It will be a triumphant take, ultimately, and possibly influence many women to buy themselves some leather pants and go out and LIVE.

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