Fugger: Alyssa Milano

Get Fug: Alyssa Milano

I’ve decided not to call this a jumpsuit.

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Instead, in honor of the basketball tournament, I’ll christen it a “jumpshoot.” As in:

Person #1: Hey, what are you wearing tonight?

Person #2 (turning toward mirror): I’m wearing this jump… shoot.

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Fugs and Fabs: Super Bowl XLIX Weekend

I haven’t had a chance to watch the Katy Perry halftime show yet, so I’m excluding that from this post, but we’ll deal with it eventually. In the meantime, please enjoy this assortment of athletes, actors whose star wattage is flickering precariously at best, and the occasional actual celeb.

[Photos: Splash, Getty]


Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Women in Metallics, Part 2

We covered a few shiny people earlier this week, but people REALLY brought the shimmer to the parties, apparently.

[Photos: Getty, Splash]


Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the “Into The Woods” Premiere

Here is where I invite everyone to discuss the casting of this movie, including whether Johnny Depp as The Wolf will be crazy distracting and hammy or actually good, and what you think of any proposed plot changes (supposedly some songs were cut). HAVE AT IT. I haven’t actually see Into The Woods, so I am totally unqualified to weigh in, but I will say that I heard the rumors Disney wanted to sanitize things and maybe undo some deaths and some sex, and my general response to that generally is WELL FINE, DON’T MAKE INTO THE WOODS THEN.

[Photos: Splash, Getty]


New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day One

DAY ONE DOWN! Click through the slideshow to check out all the yahoos we eyeballed, and some of the ones we didn’t, but get the real scoop via our coverage over at The Cut:


Fugs and Fabs: The Stand-Up to Cancer Event

SO many people came to this thing, in part, I am sure, because no one wants to say, “meh, cancer, whatever” when you get invited to a charity event devoted to curing it. An excellent cause indeed. And don’t worry, Diane Kruger and Pacey get their own post all to themselves, up next. We have to discuss them separately, because I have THEORIES. I also have a theory about the people here as well, actually and that theory is that some of their stylists have mentally checked out post-Grammys/pre-Oscars. In other words: NO ONE IS SAFE RIGHT NOW.

[Photos: Getty]


Fugject Runway All-Stars

This whole upping-her-fashion-game experiment has gone very strangely for Alyssa Milano.

Pink lipstick, competing animal prints, red and blue stripes, and black shoes? Most of these should not be happening together. To put it in baseball parlance she might prefer: You don’t send your entire bench to the bullpen all at once. You don’t put in all your pinch-runners in the same inning. You don’t buy all the food you think you want at the same time, because it doesn’t matter — you WILL still be hungry in the seventh. You don’t — you know what? Baseball isn’t helping. Let’s just stick with: You don’t.

[Photo: WENN]