I freely admit that I have an incredibly low Bieber tolerance. But among other issues, someone REALLY needs to have a Come to Jesus with him about his upper lip. Or if that doesn’t work, send in Kanye for a Come to Yeezus. Or Beyonce for a Come to Beysus. Or a Nintendo Wii avatar of himself for a Come to Miisus. Because for some reason, sticking him in front of a mirror for a Come to Biebsus has not been effective, because he has the WORLD’S LEAST RELIABLE EYEBALLS APPARENTLY AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING BECAUSE THIS PLANET ALSO HAS KARDASHIANS.