Fug File: Man Fugs

I Don’t Want to Miss a Fug: Steven Tyler

He just looks SO DELIGHTED with himself:

Exclusive... Steven Tyler Arriving On A Flight In Boston

And suddenly, I am overcome with the desire to have him tell my fortune. You know he thinks he can do it, right? (He can’t — his fortunes will be all bizarre and off-kilter and funny and totally wrong, but surely amusing.)

We also need to talk about why Steven Tyler carries so many keys. How many things does one millionaire really need to unlock?


Tony Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Men

I wish Taye Diggs would get EVERY party started, on this website and in life.

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CFDAs Pharrell Carpet: Pharrell

Sometimes I think Pharrell brings Kanye more joy than his own spouse does.


And on that, Kanye and I are in agreement.

Pharrell, in fact, won a Fashion Icon Award for his personal style having an effect on the world, which, frankly, unless we’re talking millinery, I don’t know if that’s strictly true as I don’t know anyone who dresses quite the way he does. In fact, I don’t know how Pharrell manages to wear that oddball collection of things to a formal event and not get laughed off the stage, but it’s possible that being the master behind “Happy” gives him a pass to do ANYTHING because basically anytime I see him that song runs through my head and I’m smiling and then suddenly it’s like, ” Whatever, Pharrell,¬†take all these trophies and win everything forever.” It’s MIND CONTROL, is what it is, but I’m okay with it because it’s great on the treadmill.

Here is the back of Pharrell’s coat, by the way:

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes


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Casual Fuggerday: Jude Law

Oh, Jude Law:


This look can mean but one thing. You’ve decided you’re desperate to get back together with Sienna Miller, and this hat must surely be the siren call of your former, slightly scuzzy, boho hipster love.¬† Unfortunately, I suspect she’s eating a scone somewhere and thinking, “but I’m already seeing a dude whose haberdashery turns my crank.” Never fear, dear. You can always just take it off.

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Fugicide Squad: Jared Leto’s Continued Adventures in Bleachery

The photo service that took this picture added this to the caption: “Jared is supposedly planning to make his Joker [in Suicide Squad] more cerebral and comedic than the previous versions we’ve seen on the screen and has referred to him as ‘a beautiful disaster.’”

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I’d say “beautiful disaster” is about right, actually.

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Well Played: Dudes at the Independent Spirit Awards

We know what y’all want.

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