Fug File: Man Fugs

Fugs and Fabs of the Dudes at the HFPA Banquet


It’s eye candy time.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, AKM/GSI, Pacific Coast News]

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Your Afternoon Man: David Beckham at the Beach


Out of Diet Coke? Too early for Beer O’Clock? ¬†Hungry for the muscular stylings of a guy who clearly loves his kids? We’re here for you.

[Photos: AKM-GSI]

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Your Afternoon Finger-Guns: Nick Cannon


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Or, your afternoon lepidoptera fix. Sweet, sweet Nick. You are the Monarch of Blazer Madness, in EVERY way.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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ESPYs Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes


I have decided not to include Drake in this slideshow because the telecast ITSELF spent what felt like 45 percent of its airtime on his comedy bits, and all of them were 75 percent too long, and that math equals NO SOUP FOR YOU, Drake. Instead, let’s all discuss why Jesse Williams dresses his delicious hotness in catastrophic hellpants.

[Photos: Getty]

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Fug or Fab the Ad: Kit Harington for Jimmy Choo


Let us not pretend we are above ogling Mr. Jon Snow here.¬† (GQ has other shots, by the way, including one of Harington Looking Hot in Sunglasses.) I suppose I am not the target market for Expensive Men’s Kicks, but I’m not really paying attention to the shoes:

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I mean, obviously I’m distracted by that enormous and bizarre lamp and wondering why Kit Harington is hanging out in a hotel lobby in 2oo5 and how can I get back in time to talk to him about….stuff. (I’m sorry, Jimmy Choo. I just don’t know why no one said, “that insane light fixture is really drawing focus, you guys.” And to the one person who DID say that and got overruled, who is reading this now: I HAVE YOUR BACK, FRIEND.)

The cologne ad is more straight-forward:

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HANG ON TO YOUR DISEMBODIED LADY’S LEGS, YOU’RE GONNA SMELL GREAT.

[Photos: Jimmy Choo]

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Man Fug or Fab: Guess Who Edition


All righty, it’s time to play a little game I like to call, “Hey, Who Is That Dude In The Sunglasses?” It’s not a very catchy name. I have to workshop it.

Now, maybe this won’t be as hard for some of you as it was for me, but for whatever reason, even in the close-up, I didn’t get it. I will eliminate one contender by noting that I thought it was Ewan McGregor. Study up and then click through to see if you’re right, and then we can talk about his shoes.

who are you? who who who who?

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