Fug File: Man Fugs

Casual Fuggerday: Drake


Drake, dude, I know you and Rihanna are ALLEGEDLY on the outs, but really?

Drake Pajama Top

Wearing a pajama top to dinner helps NO ONE. Stay HOME in those blue satin jammies and watch Bridget Jones and eat ice cream. You’ll feel better. Promise.

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Well Played, Angelina Jolie in Versace (But What Is Going On With Brad?!)


Well, if Elle Fanning is in full Princess Aurora costume, so has Angelina worn her best Maleficent, including jewelry that can double as weaponry.* (She DID leave the horned cape at home, which is a shame.) She and Brad also appear to be having the BEST TIME, even if he is turning into the lounge lizard at your chain-smoking aunt’s local, who she swears used to be really, really handsome.

*Which she might have needed, because GUESS WHO randomly punched Brad on the red carpet? That Random Jerkweed who stuck his head up America Ferrera’s dress. SERIOUSLY, how on earth is he getting this close to the red carpet without being escorted from the premises? ESCORT THE JERKWEED OUT.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Foxcatcher Premiere


Whoever is dressing Jessica Chastain has finally realized that girlfriend really looks great in color. All that, plus Channing Tatum awaits you.

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Cannes Manly Man Fugs: The Expendables 3 Photocall


Otherwise known as Men Behaving Manly.

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Fugs and Fabs: The CW Upfronts


Apparently, when Prince Harry came to the States for the wedding and stopped first in Miami, he met Katie Cassidy. And clearly it scrambled her brains, because now she has these pants.

The CW hasn’t released trailers for iZombie and The Messengers yet, so there was only The Flash and Jane The Virgin to view. The latter is about a girl who’s never had sex who gets accidentally inseminated by her doctor, or something, and I KNOW, it’s TV, it’s fake, but I don’t think I can get over the sheer amount of stupidity it would take on all fronts for that to happen. And The Flash stars Grant Gustin, who was one of the Warblers at Dalton on Glee, and seems to have decent charisma, and I actually think this looks a LOT less self-important and dull and dark than Gotham. But I am bored of superheroes right now. They’re EVERYWHERE. OVER IT.

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Mostly Well Played: Men of the London “X-Men” Premiere


Let’s unwind with your X-Men Man Injection of the Day.

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