Fug File: Candids

Fug and Ha: Pharrell Williams


Listen, I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here.

Pharrell Williams

But I am confident that somehow, somewhere, it’s bugging the hell out of Kanye.

[Photo: Splash]

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Casual Fuggerday: Emma Stone in Venice


You probably want to see more of her new haircut in action, right?

[Photos: AKM/GSI]

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Casual Fuggerday: The Recent Fugs and Fabs of Emmy Rossum



Let’s add a new actress to the list of People Photographed Whilst Walking Around Holding Cute Bags, shall we?

[Photos: AKM/GSI]

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Recent Fugs and Mostly Fabs: Reese Witherspoon


Let’s check in with Reese. SPOILER: She looks totally polished. I sort of wish she’d roll up to the valet in cut-offs and a coconut bra, just to shake us out of it.

[Photos: AKM/GSI,

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Fugly, Fully Loaded: Lindsay Lohan


I don’t know how often we’ll really be checking in on this one for a while, since at this point her legal name might as well be Troubled Actress Lindsay Lohan. After Lindsay I feel SOME pity for the fact that her well of clear-eyed common sense is not only empty, but a decrepit, crumbling husk — and yet I have a hard time feeling any sympathy for someone who’s had so many chances and even had OPRAH yanking on her bootstraps and still manages to insist everything is fine, and in fact willfully act like a douche. There’s a point at which sometimes you go, “Fine, if that’s the game you want to play, then I’M IN. ROLL TO SEE WHO GOES FIRST.”

I can’t decide if this means she is going first, or I am.

Lindsay Lohan in New York City

This outfit is the fashion equivalent of a textbook cross-section of the human body. I wish it WERE simply For Science. Maybe it’s the ultimate test of Everyone Looks Hotter In Sunglasses. And I’ll give her that her head is making a strong case for itself, but girl, are those ACTUAL blinders?

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Rihanna


In which Rihanna takes a break at one point to pop out in jeans and a button-down to remind us all how gorgeous she is.

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