Fug File: Candids

Casual Fuggerday: Rihanna


I’ve decided Rihanna needs new hair. She hasn’t looked all that stoked by the long ‘do she’s sporting right now, although to be fair to this picture, I ALSO hardly ever look stoked when I’m walking through a parking lot.

Maybe she is just second-guessing wearing a ridiculous faux-Varsity jacket that looks like it was cut for Shaquille O’Neal. I’ve always thought that once you’re outside high school — or maybe college if you were on an NCAA team, I guess — it was weird to wear anything resembling one of these, and a version with Elephantitis of the Trunk is not doing anything to convince me otherwise.

It’s also super-branded on the back:

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Casual Fuggerday: Rita Ora


For a hot second I thought this was an actual bathrobe.

I have now revised my thinking to “hooded sweatshirt and white skirt.” But I pondered that way longer than I should’ve had to, Rita. Props for accessorizing it with great shoes, but seriously, when you wander around the Cheateau Marmont looking like you’re stealing the complimentary robe, Housekeeping may assume you’re smuggling tiny shampoos to your friends and stop stocking your bathroom.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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Casual Fuggerday: Solange


There is a very small part of me that wants to let her have this.

But that part is as small as those ants are SUPPOSED to be IN REAL LIFE. Instead they are roach-size mega-ants and the 96 percent of me that is completely squeamish wants to scream and run and club her with a fly-swatter. PLEASE tell me that Kitchen Infestation is hot for spring, because I CANNOT. I will gladly dork it up in stuff that’s Terminix-approved.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Well Played, Sarah Hyland


A) I had no idea until just now that Sarah Hyland was in Vampire Academy, although I do know that Zoey Deutch, formerly of our beloved Ringer, is starring in it and therefore I hope it’s a hit. (I know people dig those books, too.)

But more importantly:

B) A freezing polar vortex apparently agrees with her. We should all be so lucky. Heather and I are in New York next week for Fashion Week and listen, I’m just going to wear a snowsuit. People can deal. Not only will I be warm, but when I fall down, hopefully I’ll just bounce.

[Photo: INF]

 

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Fugnessa Hudgens


I actually find this delightful:

INSANE, but delightful. She always looks like she’s in costume for a remake ofThe Craft featuring white witches and set at Coachella. Bless.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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College Fugout


Well, it should be no surprise that Kimmy here showed up in something that’s supposed to look regal and sophisticated, but instead looks like she’s been watching too much Dynasty and doesn’t understand what she should actually take away from it.

It looks terrible on her, but it’s also basically just a satin onesie. Is she taking style tips from her baby? Will it be footie pajamas soon?

But what amuses me is that here, everything seems to be carefully wrangled for maximum coverage. And then later she stepped out with Kanye:

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