Fug File: Candids

WTF: Katy Perry in Pepperoni


Dammit, Perry.

Katy Perry Pizza Onesie (1)

Now I’m hungry.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba is out and about doing promo for the new Sin City, and we can add her to the list of People Walking Out of Hotels Looking Fabulous, as well as a whole other list I’m making called People Walking Out of Hotels Looking…Uh….I’m Not So Sure.

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Mostly Well Played: Cate Blanchett


She even runs errands with panache.

Cate Blanchett

Panache, and a potentially odd choice of footwear, but then again, she wouldn’t be Cate Blanchett if she weren’t making me question everything I thought I knew.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Taylor Swift


In a time when no celebs are going to any events — why would you, when you have vacations to go on, or juice cleanses to do in preparation for the Emmys at the end of the month? — Taylor Swift’s rigorous Walking Around Schedule is actually a blessing. Keep on hitting the gym, T Swift. You are doing me a personal favor by taking all your Cute Casual Gear out for an airing.

[Photos: Splash, AKM/GSI]

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Your Afternoon Man: Josh Jackson (Again)


Part two in an INFINITE SERIES of candids of Pacey and Diane walking around wearing hats:

I can’t believe that Diane is basically pulling off those shorts. Up is down, cats and dogs living together. Etc. (I CAN believe he’s pulling off the scruff, though.)

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Bjorkly Played: Bjork


I am just delighted any time we get to visit with Bjork and she’s not just a floating intergalactic head, passing judgement on the foolish celebrities lucky enough to find themselves sorted into Fug Madness bracket that bears her name:

I’m especially delighted that we’ve got BUSINESS BJORK, because I didn’t know such a thing existed and I like imagining what it would be like if, for example, this version of Bjork were your defense attorney or your patent lawyer or your CFO. Things would be more confusing, and you’d probably regret it, but before you all got hauled off to jail, it would be magical.

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