Fug File: Candids

Recent Fabs and Occasional Fug of Taylor Swift


Half of these photos were captioned as her coming out of “a gym.” Did they mean, like, Soho House, or one of its ilk, which also has a gym? Because I have never looked like that coming out of the gym. I have never looked like that coming out of my house.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News, INF]

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Candid Fuggerday: Jessie J


Suddenly, I know EXACTLY what Jessie J is going to look like in 50 years, when I’m having her over for mai tais on the lanai:

Exactly like this but presumably with a crazy old lady beehive. This is one of those outfits, seriously, where I look at it and think, “she looks nuts in this, but if she were just, say, 75 years old it would be my favorite thing ever.” These are not Old Lady Clothes — I want to be clear — but they ARE clothes that would look AWESOME on an old lady. (Surely the Germans have a word for this.) So just hang on to this, Jessie. Just hang on for a long, long time.

[Photo: PacCoastNews]

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Casual Fuggerday: Anne Hathaway


What’s the phrase I’m looking for?

Oh, right: MY EYES.

[Photo: Splash]

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Fug or Fab: Olivia Wilde in Stella McCartney


When we first saw this pattern on Stella McCartney herself, I noted that I actually really liked it, and I still do:

From the waist down, I think she looks a treat. But from the waist up, I’m just confused. Does one really need to belt a body-con sweater-top? My instinct is no. This is the runway outfit, but on the model, the top was tucked in, and that makes MORE sense. Either untuck it and lose the belt, or tuck it and belt it, but untucking and belting is a perplexing life-choice and also now the words “untuck” and “belt” are just nonsense to me. You take over in the comments, Fug Nation….After you see what she wore on the way out, AFTER YE OLDE JUMPE:

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My Beautifug Fug Twisted Fugtasy: Kim Kardashian at Bonnaroo


HEY BONNAROO, GUESS FRIGGIN’ WHO?

Kim Kardashian at Bonnaroo 2014 (2)

“IT’S ME AND MY BOO AND SHE’S FLASHING AT YOU IN A SHIRT THAT’S SEE-THROUGH ‘CAUSE HER SEX APPEAL IS TRUE AND IF THAT’S UNTRUE TO VOUS THEN JUST ¬†CHOKE ON YOUR HATE-STEW BECAUSE THOSE GOODS ARE THE GLUE THAT GIVE KANYE HIS WOO. I AM THE BECHAMEL, SHE IS MY ROUX. AND UNLIKE ON SCOOBY-DOO WE GET AWAY WITH IT, FOOLS, CAUSE YOU MEDDLING KIDS COULDN’T FIND A CLUE IF IT POUNDED A DEW AND DANCED SOME SOFT-SHOE ON THE BACK OF A GNU.

Kim Kardashian at Bonnaroo 2014 (1)

SHE IS MY WIFE WITH TWO GOBLETS OF LIFE WHOSE ELIXIR INSIDE IS NUTRIENT-RIFE AND ALSO THE WINE GLASSES ARE HELPFUL TO ME AS WELL. SO DEAL WITH IT.”

[PHOTOS: INSTAGRAM]

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Well Played, Michelle Dockery


In case you were wondering what Michelle Dockery got up to this weekend:

Michelle Dockery at Polo (1)

Mostly just standing around looking fabulous in good shoes next to handsome people. That’s it.

[Photo: Splash]

 

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