I’ve decided Rihanna needs new hair. She hasn’t looked all that stoked by the long ‘do she’s sporting right now, although to be fair to this picture, I ALSO hardly ever look stoked when I’m walking through a parking lot.
Maybe she is just second-guessing wearing a ridiculous faux-Varsity jacket that looks like it was cut for Shaquille O’Neal. I’ve always thought that once you’re outside high school — or maybe college if you were on an NCAA team, I guess — it was weird to wear anything resembling one of these, and a version with Elephantitis of the Trunk is not doing anything to convince me otherwise.
It’s also super-branded on the back: