Fug File: Candids

Go Fug Your Accessory, Kim Kardashian


You need to see Kim Kardashian’s Khristmas Gift From Kanye: It’s a Birkin, it was custom-painted by George Condo (who did one of Kanye’s album covers), and apparently it’s possessed by the devil. With plenty of views from afar, on the offchance that it’s a Monet (who, by the way, just rolled over in his grave, woke from his eternal slumber and started digging himself out with his hands so as to rise from the dead and come slap me across the face for that).

GFY Kanye is making a guest appearance to walk you through it: “CHECK IT OUT, MY MAGNUM OPUS, BRIMMING WITH ARTISTIC DOPENESS, SURELY BLESSED BY HIS HOLY POPENESS, WHO WAS ALL, ‘IMMA LET YOU FINISH THE CEILING, MICHELANGELO, BUT FIRST I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT GEORGE CONDO MADE THE BEST ART IN THE WORLD THIS TIME.’ MY GIRL HAD A BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED FANTASY CHRISTMAS DAY. THERE’S NOTHING I WON’T PAY TO MAKE HER DOPER THAN QUEEN BEY, SO NOBODY GET IN MY WAY BECAUSE EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH ‘YE.”

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Well Played, Ali Larter


Tis the season that the only celeb shots we’re seeing lately are of folks heading out to do their holiday shopping. Like Ali Larter leaving Barneys, here:

I look JUST LIKE THIS when I run out to take care of last minute gifts, if by “just like this,” you mean “100% more bedraggled.” This whole look is really cute, and I say that as someone who has severe reservations about over-the-knee boots. That being said, that particular Barneys is the place where I once saw Kyle Chandler waiting for the valet (it was the night before the Emmys, the year he won; I like to think I was good luck, which seems like a thing that could easily be true). If you’re liable to run into Coach Taylor, I don’t care if you’re married or not — you’re probably right to make sure you bring it. Just in case.

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Well Played, Margot Robbie


I don’t know who’s styling her, but so far so good:

I would have gone in a different direction with the shoes, but you guys know how I feel about actresses trotting out of hotels wearing sunglasses and a bold pattern. It’s basically my favorite thing ever. This coat: be still my beating — if cold and dark — heart.

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Fug It Off


I have had it with these fools.

These are not pants. These are “pants.” Or (pants). Or pants (?). PUT ON SOME PANTS THAT ARE ACTUAL PANTS.

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Fug or Fab: Jessica Alba


I can’t decide if this is cute, if she looks like she’s on her way to an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party, or she is off to be the cute girl AT the Ugly Christmas Sweater Party:

The “Cute Girl at the Ugly Christmas Sweater Party” is the cousin to the “Girl Whose Halloween Costume Is Chosen For Maximum Adorability,” by the way, and I can’t find it in my heart to be full of fiery rage at either of them.

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Your Body is a Wonderfug


In case you were wondering:

NO ONE is more ready for Game of Thrones to come back than John Mayer.

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