Oh my god, what is happening here?

Leaving aside the wacky proportions of her bomber jacket — it’s so cropped, it almost looks like a shrug. What would you even call that? A…bombrug? A shrugber? Perhaps some things cannot be portmaneau’ed — I feel like it’s a decent rule of thumb to always, always avoid pants when they possess a fly which looks like nothing so much as a salute to the landing strip.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]