It’s Friday afternoon. You want to look at pictures of David Beckham wearing a suit and holding his baby.
I love everything about this.
Fuck that baby for being so cute. GODDDDDAMMIT
Excuse me? I’m no prude but your comment is foul and shouldn’t be published – no matter how well intended.
H&J – did you see the cell phone pic of Posh cradling the billboard balls of David Beckham? So delicious. I believe Lainey posted it? Maybe?
I half expected to see it in this montage. Anyway – good for fugs and pieces. Get some rest this weekend, girls!
I feel like @fuggirls tweeted about that pic. I know somebody I follow did. Think it was them. Anyway, that picture is completely awesome. Nice to see celebs who don’t take themselves too seriously.
We did indeed! Don’t own it so can’t post it, but we tweeted the hell out of it.
OMG…that is a super cute baby!
I’m not generally a fan of his, but honestly — in a suit? With an adorable chubby BABY?! You girls do know how to fix up a Friday afternoon.
That’s exactly how I feel! I mean, yes he’s good looking, but he doesn’t make me all giggly like Pacey does….however, add the little cherub in there and it’s just OMG adorable!
And I am loving how she has her mama’s pursed pout down already! Girl is camera ready!
Whoa, yes, this is an excellent start to the weekend. So much cuteness.
OMG the CHEEKS on that baby ! So cute. And her little outfit is adorable. And probably cost more than every item of clothing my baby owns combined.
Her little outfit may cost more than MY wardrobe!
I know it cost more than mine.
And just think, Harper will probably never in her entire life have a piece of clothing on her that isn’t the best, the most beautiful, the most “posh.”
Damn, that baby is so effing CUTE!
HOLY ADORABLE, batman. That baby… unreal, her level of cuteness.
And, you know, his too.
Posh & Becks need to tell the world me where they got their daughter’s adorable little sweater dress. That is the cutest little outfit and I would love to have it for my kid. (Not that I could afford it…)
Adorable. I love seeing celebrities who genuinely look like they ENJOY their children.
don’t worry, i’m 99% certain that right now every baby retailer is rushing to get a knockoff that exact dress into their holiday 12 assortment.
I’m pretty sure it’s Bonpoint. I’ve seen baby Harper in a lot of their stuff.
LOVE the one with baby Harper sticking her tongue out while he makes the underwear model face. Also love her name – so much so that I gave it to my daughter 12 years ago! Maybe now she’ll be able to start finding personalized keychains and such.
WELL. Now we understand why Posh kept trying for a girl. For more than one reason.
oh the cuteness! Those cheeks! And Becks is some delicious man candy although I am not sure what that Blue Steel face is all about. The arch of the eyebrow, while impressive, makes him look a wee bit evil.
Why yes, I did want to look at pictures of David Beckham in a suit holding his adorable baby! Thank you! Perfect for this draggy, rainy Friday afternoon. Harper is seriously adorable. Love her chubby cheeks and the last picture is sooooooo cute! And Becks looks quite dapper as well. Love a man in suit.
Love it all. Too sweet.
This makes my ovaries twitch. My God, they are both completely delicious. It appears that Posh dresses them in coordinating grays? While I’m not a big fan of hers, she is one lucky, lucky, lucky lady. Kudos!
Yes to all of that! How is that baby SO cute!? Now I need to go find pictures of ugly babies to get the ovaries to calm down.
That was JUST about what I was going to say. Beckham usually does little for me because i’m not really into tats (and he has so many!) but in a suit holding that sweet round baby? One of my ovaries “squee!”ed.
That baby is seriously adorable, though I slightly fear for the psyche of any girl who has to grow up with Posh as a mother….not that I think she’s an unfit mother or anything, just that it may be a pretty difficult standard to live up to.
Probably not much easier than growing up a boy with Becks for a father. But don’t worry. You just know Harper is going to have him wrapped around her tiny little finger her entire life. Mum may be tough, but Dad will spoil her rotten.
I really just said “Aww” outloud.. It’s kind of ridiculous how cute they are.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. What a delicious Friday afternoon treat! Love his expression in pic 3. And I have to say, even though the Fug thing is not to bang on about looks too much, he is aging so well; it’s like he gets more handsome with every crease. Never do Botox, David!
After waking up from a post-physical-therapy nap (needed because they twisted me up like a pretzel which will feel better tomorrow but feels like crap today), THAT is EXACTLY what I needed.
Bless you, Jessica.
LOVE. I’m 27 weeks pregnant with my first, so I’ve got babies on the brain! THANK YOU!!!!!! And now I’m so glad I’m having a boy, so I don’t have to try to persuade my mother to knit that dress for my baby and then be horribly disappointed when it doesn’t actually turn out that adorably! SO CUTE!
Harper’s a natural in front of the camera. David’s not too bad either but I prefer Ewan.
I squeal like a little girl over dads-with-babies pictures anyway. And I love me a man in a well-tailored suit. And little Harper is soooooo adorable! This is all just about perfect. I pity the boy who has to go to the Beckham house to pick her up for her first date. Dad AND three big brothers will likely be seriously unamused.
Not a fan of tattoos, but in a suit, David Beckham is GORGEOUS. Holding his baby in aforementioned suit: DIVINE.
Thank you, Jessica.
There’s something about a hot man with a cute baby girl that just makes my ovaries want to explode.
You KNOW they paid money to have a girl.
No WAY was that little bundle of hugginess made from science!
I’d pay money to have a girl!
No baby is ‘made from science’ – every baby is made from a sperm and an egg, and the baby’s looks come from their DNA. Some parents need medical help to over come fertility problems but if you think that changes the ‘cuteness’ of their babies, frankly, you are being very discriminatory . Not to mention down right wrong.
sweet darling of cuteness to infinity!
From a guy perspective, I’m so glad he’s aging naturally. Simon Cowell is right about one thing: cosmetic surgery looks ridiculous on men. Stay fit and dress well and you’ll have dignity and character.
it looks ridiculous on women too
I’m not usually a fan of the disgusting tats, nor his skinny physique in general, but the man WEARS a suit, and then you go show him cuddling on that Sweet Baboo and Oh. My. Goodness.
I adore the fact that Posh is reduced to a glimpse of a single red lined high heel.
Vandal, I have had a crush on you for some time an accounta your snarky wit. But kudos for the Sally and Linus shout-out.
Okhayyy do not call the authorities – I am not a psychotic maniac but – i just wanna eat that lil baby – without hurting her one bit, if you know what I mean. What an absolutely, adorably, cute little munchkin, God bless her. Gosh just wanna hug her the lil, chubby cherubim. Didn’t even notice DB the first time around – that’s how gone I am. On second perusal, he looks yummy per usual. Ok I’ll stop.
I can’t! it’s so cute/delicious it hurts!!
Awwww. It’s adorable by nature, but it’s also really nice to see him out and about with his children. Usually, it’s Posh hauling them all around, so it’s nice to see him get his own photo-op with Harper.
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a 90 year old grandma?
Seriously, that man wears a suit even better than NPH. Harper is as adorable as expected. Did anybody really think those two could have a little girl who wasn’t?
I am not really a Becks girl at all.
But he’s holding her little hand. Awww, man!
The last photo has been my screensaver since Monday morning. Harper kills me with the “My daddy is ridiculously gorgeous and yours isn’t! Nyah nyah NYAH TO INFINITY.”
As you said, fair enough.
It just occurred to me that Harper is pulling all those adorable lemon-mouth smiles because she’s probably teething. Poor bubby.
Although I prefer to think that she’s still going “NYAH LOOK AT 50% OF MY GENE POOL,” the raspberry is probably due to erupting teeth, too.
She is so sweet.
That has got to be the CUTEST THING EVER!!! He looks gorgeous and his little sweetheart looks adorable… It makes me want to have one of my own!
pfft, disgusting tats.. hardly :/
I like seeing his body art.. plus he has a similar build to my husband <3
Have to agree with the aging naturally comment. I adore laugh lines, and he has got 'em.
Harper is a beautiful wee girlie.. I love chubby cheeks on babies
Posh makes me crazy, but the certainly have made gorgeous kiddies.
THANK.YOU. That is all.
My ovaries just exploded and turned the one baby I have in my belly into quadruplets. Thanks, Beckham.
Please, please let Harper’s style catch on and stem the tide of PINK. When I was growing up it wasn’t compulsory – tiny babies generally wore white or random pastels, older kids went into whatever didn’t show the dirt too much. Now it’s just pinkpinkpink for girls, as if there is no other colour. Harper looks just adorable in that pale grey. *happy sigh*
As for David – oooh, fan me down. Blue Steel notwithstanding.
I’m the mom of a 4 month old girl, and I absolutely agree with the ubiquity of pink. I hope Harper is ready to be a style icon because she definitely steals the spotlight from dad here.
That baby is SO cute!!! I could leave the dude though. I don’t get it?
Thank you. I really needed that.
HOW cute is that baby? Being held by Dapper Dad? Just awesome all way around.
Yes=to this photo series!
Also, enquiring minds want to know – Does Balthazar normally stock high chairs, or did they have to rush out and procure one when the Beckham advance team informed them that Harper was on her way?!
Also x2, apparently this is a miracle baby who never spits up on Mommy & Daddy’s expensive clothes. Wish I’d ordered mine with that option!
Actually, if you check out [Fictional] Suri Cruise’s burn-book, said miracle baby does, in fact, have bodily functions: http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/post/17335874479/is-it-my-birthday-when-i-first-saw-this-i
Still, she managed to spit up on her own (surely very expensive) baby-wear instead of Posh’s sweater, but still: Her Cuteness is human.
Wow – that is quite the spit up action photo!
That H&M commercial with Becks is my favorite commercial of all time. Also, that baby’s friggin’ cute.
Harper is adorable…
i wish i was that baby….
for the clothes
…but yes of course also to be in David’s arms – just as long as he doesn’t speak…
I think my IUD just fell out. That is one adorable baby and baby daddy.
Terribly cute! Hope he has a good drycleaner though….all my suit jackets have spit-up stains on the shoulders, even after dry-cleaning. It’s just a badge of dad-hood.
Not a big fan of Beckham, but holy cute!
Am I the only straight woman on the planet who does not find this man attractive?
NO Fug Divas, I do not want to look at pictures of him ever.
The sprog is working the camera in that first one though.
AGH THEY ARE ADORABLE. I can’t even help the allcaps. Just. ADORABLE.
I am SO glad you ladies posted this and there is so much agreement about how wonderful these photos are. I shared them with a co-worker prior to the posting of this and prefaced it with “this may sound cheesy, but there is something so hot about David Beckham holding his adorable little daughter.” To which my coworker replied “that is not cheesy, it is fact.” Case closed.
I absolutely LOVE the tongue photo.
SEAN: I know how babies are made.
Hol-ee cow, I love me some David Beckham – I don’t care if he does have a voice like a squeaker toy. And I love that he loves his little girl and that it’s obvious. A LOT of people hate on Victoria but I think she’s funny and I really like that they genuinely seem to love each other and try to be a family. There are worse familial units to emulate than this one.
I love the last pic; seems like Miss Harper Seven has it down already for the paps LOL
He looks AMAZING in that suit. I like him clothed rather than almost naked. When I see him in his underwear he’s somehow too imposing in his crazy rippedness, and prominent, um, physicality. It’s too much.
Agreed, I like Posh, too! She seems really funny and a good sport, actually.
please never take the link to this post off your home page. i NEED to see this on a regular basis. thank you.
Squishy squishy cheeks. She is too much. And he’s just…UGH. Not fair that he can’t be cloned. Yet.
Ok I’ll say it… I don’t like his outie. It’s creeping me out. That isn’t to say I wouldn’t do him anyway and thank my lucky stars every step of the way! (Don’t tell my fiance!)
How did I miss this when first posted! I AM BOOKMARKING NOW. Egads, my ovaries are all a-tingling.
This thing has been up for a week and I am still clicking on this ridiculously adorable baby and her swoonworthy Dad.
Oh that baby is ridiculously beautiful and adorable! I love these pics. Dad’s quite nice as well still too many tats for me. Rocks the suit though and the briefs.