Yay! Thanks for sticking with us during all the glory that was fashion week. I hope you’ve been taking your vitamins, because guess what’s happening a week from Sunday? THE OSCARS. But first, let’s read:

–  Take a look at a retrospective of Brad Pitt’s Oscar dates. Juliette Lewis and the cornrows! (Lainey)

– This is a great headline from The Fix: “Courtney Love: “Mountain Lion Ate Frances Bean’s Cat.” Is this the cat that Frances said was killed by Courtney’s hoarding? I think I believe FB. (The Fix)

– I also enjoy, “Twelve Strange Facts About Goats.” (Daily Beast)

– Let’s look at a video of people’s handbags at Fashion Week (The Cut)

You HAVE to read the ten best lines from the recent Esquire profile of Jon Hamm. I love me some Hamm and even I was like, DIAL IT DOWN. (Vulture)

Whit Stillman has a new movie coming out? This pleases me greatly. (Slate)

– The best of Fashion Week, as interpreted by obscure architecture. (Flavorwire)

– I loved Furious Love, the recent book about Liz Taylor and Richard Burton. Apparently, the authors were in the midst of their own romantic scandal. (Gawker)

– Here are some of the best and worst Jeremy Lin puns – or, as Time is calling it, “Lin-guistics.” (Time)

– I enjoy this speculation that all of Chelsea Handler’s A-list friends are secretly terrified of her. I don’t know if I believe it, but I do know it’s a great plot for a chick-lit book, the hard-drinking broad whose friends all trying to figure out how to deal with her behavior without pissing her off. (Celebitchy)