What’s that line from Singin’ in the Rain?
“She’s so refined. I think I’ll kill myself”? That’s kind of how I feel about Charlize. Except replace “refined” with “gorgeous” and “I’ll kill myself” with “I’m just going to eat this giant bag of pretzels.” AND IT NEVER ENDS:
All I know, Charlize, is that if I look at these pictures too long and end up chopping off my hair again, and hate it, I’m coming after you. And by “coming after you,” I mean, “complaining about it on the internet.”