Do you think Noomi Rapace is irked that they’re remaking the whole Girl With the Dragon Tattoo trilogy when, by all accounts, she was AWESOME in the Swedish/Danish version? Or do you think she’s all, “big deal, I’m hanging out with Robert Downey Jr now, suckers.”

Or is she too busy worrying about what she’s wearing here? There is a part of me that doesn’t hate this — I would absolutely put a polka dotted pillow on a striped chair, for example. But there are things I would put on a chair, and things I would put on my body, and the overlap there isn’t huge. (Sequins. The overlap is sequins.)

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