Have you been wondering what sweet little Abigail “Little Miss Sunshine” Breslin has been up to lately?

The answer is apparently: growing up. In fact, yesterday was her 15th birthday. And what better way to celebrate being a year away from being able to get your driver’s license than showing at a party looking very pretty and totally appropriate and completely on the correct side of the DAKOTA FANNING to TAYLOR MOMSEN StarletSkankificiation TerrorWatch? HAPPY BIRTHDAY INDEED. We here at GFY celebrate by refraining from haranguing you like a brunch of cranky old crones.

FOR NOW.