Dear Nikki Reed,

With all due respect — and all that phrase entails, AHEM — this look is like the visual definition of SHE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH. You’re not Kristen Stewart: the Urban Outfitters-branded anti-paparazzi-riot-gear ain’t necessarily. Need proof? I just wrote this entire post referring to you Ashley Greene and only caught my mistake at the very last minute. In fact, I’m still not convinced you’re NOT Ashley Greene. Double In Fact: I DON’T EVEN THINK I KNOW WHAT YOUR FACE EVEN LOOKS LIKE.

Ergo: take off the disguise and remind the gossip bloggers what you look like, honey.