So! Apparently Ashley Tisdale here — whose hair is looking, I do think, rather great in this darker color — made a HSM spin-off movie about Sharpay? And then it went straight to DVD? Frankly, I feel totally bereft that they’re not just going ahead and running it on Disney Channel, so we could ALL enjoy. Will no one think of the children?  And of course, I mean me: I’d recap that thing! Surely it’s moderately entertaining — the Tiz is generally pretty funny. But does she LOOK funny?

Ugh. That transition was wretched. All apologies. Let’s just pretend that never happened and look at some outfits, shall we?