VMAs Fug Carpet: Katy Perry

Katy Perry and I are making the exact same underwhelmed face right now:

“Maybe I should have worn something less transparent this time,” she seems to be thinking. “Also, why does this have a giant leather bow on it? Also, why is it so haphazardly mosaic, like the bottom of a half-finished pool? Also, if I stare at this long enough, why do I keep seeing a deflated Mickey Mouse in it? Is that the universe mocking me for never having made The Mickey Mouse Club? I tried, Universe. I would have been amazing dancing with a tiny Justin Timberlake. Or even a larger Justin Timberlake. Maybe I should call Justin Timberlake. That Biel thing is never going to happen, no matter how much white she wears. Shoot. Maybe I should have worn white. I am just going to go home and start over.”

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Comments (13):

  1. Candy

    Line the skirt & take off the pleathery looking bow from her boobs & I’m totally on board with this one. Sparkly! Plus, I think she looks so good with her natural(ish?) hair color & softer make-up. The girl is growing on me.

  2. Helen

    Ugly and unflattering. There is just nothing going right here.

    And who spackled her pretty face like that? Excessive foundation seems to have been something along the lines of a rapidly communicable disease at this event!

  3. Chanda

    I saw a face in the leather-y bow on her chest (her left side, the viewer’s right) that kind of looks like Bon Jovi. I can’t unsee it now.

    Although it does also look a little like BOB. *shudder*

  4. jenny

    This looks soooo cheap..Surely she can afford much better than this ill-fitting and unflattering number.

  5. vandalfan

    Make the sheer part of the leg curtain all black and take off the awful, limp bow. Then get her better shoes and Bob’s your uncle.

  6. Emma

    She actually looks kind of dumpy, which she totally isn’t.

  7. lindsay

    i can only see deflated mickey mouse.

  8. Shoeniverse

    OK I hate the dress from the hips down, although I do love the fact that through the dress we can see actual rel lifesized thighs and not emaciated twigs! But the hair, oh the hair, it is divine and stunning and I hope she keeps the long dark extensions for a while,


  9. Sajorina

    I like it, but also find the leather bow unnecessary! But, the worst thing is that she looks so miserable in it!

  10. Bambi Anne Dear

    I’m not a fan of anything resembling a dropped waist unless it’s on top of extremely long legs.

  11. Ms. A.

    It doesn’t fit, its boring, and it’s fugly. Hell I prefer her birthday cake unicorn mad hatter crazy crap she wears over this.

  12. zinjojo

    I also hate the ridiculous extensions. Her dark, longish bob has looked really good recently and the long extensions, curled, spilling over the side is so boring and overdone.

  13. Lily1214

    I wonder who told her this looked good. One of the stylists, I bet.