VMAs Fug Carpet: Katy Perry


Katy Perry and I are making the exact same underwhelmed face right now:

“Maybe I should have worn something less transparent this time,” she seems to be thinking. “Also, why does this have a giant leather bow on it? Also, why is it so haphazardly mosaic, like the bottom of a half-finished pool? Also, if I stare at this long enough, why do I keep seeing a deflated Mickey Mouse in it? Is that the universe mocking me for never having made The Mickey Mouse Club? I tried, Universe. I would have been amazing dancing with a tiny Justin Timberlake. Or even a larger Justin Timberlake. Maybe I should call Justin Timberlake. That Biel thing is never going to happen, no matter how much white she wears. Shoot. Maybe I should have worn white. I am just going to go home and start over.”

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Comments (13):

  1. Candy
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    Line the skirt & take off the pleathery looking bow from her boobs & I’m totally on board with this one. Sparkly! Plus, I think she looks so good with her natural(ish?) hair color & softer make-up. The girl is growing on me.

  2. Helen
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    Ugly and unflattering. There is just nothing going right here.

    And who spackled her pretty face like that? Excessive foundation seems to have been something along the lines of a rapidly communicable disease at this event!

  3. Chanda
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    I saw a face in the leather-y bow on her chest (her left side, the viewer’s right) that kind of looks like Bon Jovi. I can’t unsee it now.

    Although it does also look a little like BOB. *shudder*

  4. jenny
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    This looks soooo cheap..Surely she can afford much better than this ill-fitting and unflattering number.

  5. vandalfan
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    Make the sheer part of the leg curtain all black and take off the awful, limp bow. Then get her better shoes and Bob’s your uncle.

  6. Emma
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    She actually looks kind of dumpy, which she totally isn’t.

  7. lindsay
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    i can only see deflated mickey mouse.

  8. Shoeniverse
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    OK I hate the dress from the hips down, although I do love the fact that through the dress we can see actual rel lifesized thighs and not emaciated twigs! But the hair, oh the hair, it is divine and stunning and I hope she keeps the long dark extensions for a while,

    #www.shoeniverse.info

  9. Sajorina
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    I like it, but also find the leather bow unnecessary! But, the worst thing is that she looks so miserable in it!

  10. Bambi Anne Dear
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    I’m not a fan of anything resembling a dropped waist unless it’s on top of extremely long legs.

  11. Ms. A.
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    It doesn’t fit, its boring, and it’s fugly. Hell I prefer her birthday cake unicorn mad hatter crazy crap she wears over this.

  12. zinjojo
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    I also hate the ridiculous extensions. Her dark, longish bob has looked really good recently and the long extensions, curled, spilling over the side is so boring and overdone.

  13. Lily1214
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    I wonder who told her this looked good. One of the stylists, I bet.