The GFY Blogiversary SPOILED and MESSY Giveway


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Today is Go Fug Yourself’s 9th birthday! In internet years, I think that makes us eligible for Social Security, and it CERTAINLY gives us continued permission to shake our virtual canes at misguided young whippersnappers and yell at them to get their Bieber pants off our lawn.  It’s a big week, because tomorrow our second young adult novel, MESSY, comes out in paperback — at Amazon, at Barnes and Noble, at Indigo (if you’re Canadian, in which case: Happy Canada Day!), and at that cute local bookstore where you spend so much time. Go Fug Yourself wouldn’t be here at all without our amazing, awesome readers, and neither would either of our books (we even dedicated the first one, SPOILED, to Fug Nation).  If we could thank you by coming o each of your houses, handing you a Mai Tai, and directing The Hottie of Your Choice to give you a foot rub, we would — but until that becomes logistically possible, giving away some books will have to do.

THE TASK: This is an easy one. We’ve run so many contests asking you to write a haiku or an acrostic or an epic ballad or a rock anthem that this time, we’re giving you a break. All you need to do is tell us which celebrity you most enjoy seeing on GFY. Super famous — J. Lo! Prince Harry! — to obscure (that crackpot C list actor who lives across the street from you), it doesn’t matter. You don’t even need to tell us why; we only need the who. I will then chose the winners at random. This contest is open to all readers. I will send this prize pack to the Arctic Circle if it comes to that.

THE RULES: All entries must be posted in the comments of this post by 9 p.m. Pacific time on SUNDAY, JULY 7.  (Giving you some extra time because this is a short work week in the US.)

THE PRIZE: As you may have guessed from the above, in honor of our birthday and MESSY’s paperback release, we are giving away a signed copy of each book to nine readers.

“But what are these shiny, delightful-looking books about?” I hear you asking. Behold:

SPOILED:

Sixteen-year-old Molly Dix has just discovered that her biological father is Brick Berlin, world-famous movie star and red-carpet regular. Intrigued (and a little) terrified by her Hollywood lineage, Molly moves to Los Angeles and plunges headfirst into the deep end of Beverly Hills celebrity life. Just as Molly thinks her life couldn’t get any stranger, she meets Brooke Berlin, her gorgeous, spoiled half sister, who welcomes Molly to la-la land with a smothering dose “sisterly love”…but in this town, nothing is ever what it seems. DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNN! [eitorial note: perhaps that is not exactly how the copy on the back of the book actually ends.]

MESSY:

When sixteen-year-old Brooke Berlin catches a taste of fame and her movie-star father’s attention, she decides it’s time to take her career to the next level–by launching a blog that will position her as a Hollywood “It Girl” who tells it like it is. But between schoolwork, shopping, and spray-tan appointments, she hardly has the time to write it herself…
 
Enter green-haired outsider Max McCormack, an aspiring author with a terrible after-school job pushing faux meat on the macrobiotic masses. Max loathes the celebrity scene almost as much as she dislikes Brooke, but wooed by an impressive salary, Max reluctantly agrees to play Brooke’s ghost-blogger — and the site takes off. How long will their lie last? Can the girls work together to stay on top, or will the truth come out and ruin everything they’ve built? DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNN! [ibid.]I am biased, but I am pretty sure that if you like reading, fake movie titles, crazy celebrity parents, blogging/bloggers/blogs, dramatic lies, cute boys, romantic shenanigans, playing Find The Harry Potter Reference, or characters named after vegetables/cheese, then I think you will enjoy our books. Good luck, and I hope you — yes, you – win. Either way, thanks for being here. We couldn’t do any of this without you.

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Comments (766):

  1. Jenny
    +2

    SWINTON!!

  2. Patricia H
    0

    Definitely Prince Harry. You just love him so! And he’s (almost) always with cute kids!

  3. Karen
    0

    Katy Perry! Just Because.

  4. Gine
    0

    Congratulations! I have to say Jessica Chastain, because I feel like we’re all rooting for her and so often frustrated by her choices in equal measure.

  5. Karen G
    +2

    The ever lovely Dame Mirren

  6.  Sarah
    +4

    Diane Kruger — a great mix of crazy and amazing (and PACEY)

  7. Holly F.
    +1

    If there were a spin-off of Go Fug Yourself for just one celebrity, I’d choose Kanye West. Your take on him is inspired.

  8. Squirrel!
    +1

    This is tough! Not in an omigosh-I-have-to-be-creative way, but as in whom do I choose when there is so much fabulousness available? I do enjoy the Kate Middleton/Duchess Catherine posts!

  9. Chris P
    +3

    YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE JUST ONE?!

    It’s a tough call but…it has to be Bai Ling. (KANYE and Hola Lovers Jenny are VERY close behind, though.)

  10. lesliejeannene
    +2

    Its a tie – I love Kate Middleton (and the Pips) but also Hermonie Granger because sometimes she fab and sometimes shes WTF?

  11. Marph
    +1

    Cate Blanchett, because I love her so much as an actress, and yet she is fully capable of bringing The Crazy to the red carpet. Win-win!

    (I love Fug Madness every year too.)

  12. Rebecca S
    +1

    SWINTON, obviously.

  13. soitgoes
    +1

    Emma Stone! She makes good shoe choices!

  14. Elizabeth
    0

    Miley Cyrus, by a long shot!

  15. Marlene
    +1

    Diane Kruger

  16. Sarah
    0

    Bai Ling of course! The crazier the better!

  17. Ali
    0

    Kate Middleton! Her hats are so delightful!

  18. Liviania
    +4

    My favorite is Solange Knowles. Seeing her style evolve has been amazing.

  19. Heather S
    +2

    Princess Charlene of Sorrow. :)

  20. Lesley
    +6

    I love all posts about the royals. I can’t be asked to choose between Kate’s delightful coats, Harry’s impish grin, and the various and sundry precariously balanced hats that others wear. Fortunately, the royals are often combined into one post, so I think that this counts as one celebrity.

  21. Holla
    +1

    Kate Middleton because I am envious of her closet. And she is so often in the company of the delightful Prince Harry.

  22. Lori-Anne
    0

    Congrats!!

    And Kate Middleton because she’s ever so lovely…even preggers!

  23. Kristin
    0

    Definitely Miley Cyrus – I feel like I have taken her under my wing reading about her here

  24.  Rachel S.
    +1

    Oh the pain of choosing only one…

    It’ll have to be….GRYFFINDOR!!!

    No, wait, that’s not right. Although I do enjoy all of your Harry Potter references.

    Anyway, I’ll choose Jennifer Lopez. You always are spot on with those, lovers.

  25. Kris
    0

    Mischa Barton!

  26. Kristina
    0

    Happy Anniversary! I gotta go with Prince Harry. Dogs, kids, scandal, family. He handles them all with equal aplomb.

  27. tiffany han
    +1

    Kate Middleton FORSURE! Whenever I see that she’s made a public appearance, I come straight here for a slideshow and commentary! GFY never fails me, much like KM’s choice of coat-dresses!

  28. Angeline
    +1

    Nathan Adrian! Can you arrange an event where he has to wear a suit again? Followed by Prince Harry.

  29. Nattastrophe
    +2

    Hola, Lovers! I must choose La Lopez – ella esta fabulosa! (as are you, Fug Girls!)

  30.  sarah
    +1

    The Royals! All of them! Any of them! ;)

  31. Abby
    0

    Prince Harry all the way!!!! I love me some gingers.

  32. Rebecca
    0

    Allison Janney!

  33. Jules
    +4

    I love reading about Britney, y’all!

  34. stacy
    0

    SWINTON

  35. Pamela Johnson
    +1

    Emma Stone. She is (almost) always a delight.

  36. hmbscully
    0

    SWINTON!!

  37. Caroline
    +1

    Kate Middleton and all things royal are my favorite. And Kim K for the WTF moments.

  38. Kat M
    +1

    I gotta go with Justin Bieber. Your insightful, yet horrified analysis of the diaper-pants made my year.
    And happy birthday!! To many many more years of snark!

  39. Barbara
    0

    So many to choose from…but I’m definitely a big fan of the all things Royal!

  40. Mariel C.
    +1

    Happy birthday! Mine was yesterday, so it was fate that brought us together.

    I love seeing Phoebe Price show up as “Invited Guest” at those random parties. She’s always dressing up just to get on GFY!

  41. Ranchole
    +4

    Princess Charlene of Monochromatico!

  42. Katherine
    0

    Oh Prince Harry, all day!

  43. Amy
    +1

    Kate and the Royals. The commentary about what they’re thinking is amazing.

  44. Diana
    +5

    Britney, bitch

  45. jenny
    +2

    Posh and Becks. And if forced to choose between the two, I’d take him in a suit in a heartbeat.

  46. Jo
    +1

    Hippo bday! Or blogiversary perhaps :)
    I look forward to the Kate posts (of Kate n Wills fame) because they are nearly always well played – and that’s my fave type. Of course it means more when they are usually a train wreck, but hey, I’m a Brit and at least there’s someone who gets it right! Xx

  47. Ghanimatrix
    +2

    Diane Kruger – I am still waiting for a single fug from her, she always looks so amazing!

  48. Mary
    +2

    Justin Bieber!!! You validate my feelings for him!!

  49. Monica
    +4

    I LOVE seeing what Tina Fey is wearing. She is so awesome, I’m always cheering for her.

    And for you guys! I can’t BELIEVE I’ve been reading this for 9 years. I feel like we should go out to a nice dinner and talk about the kids and how life has changed and how our worries have changed from why Christina Aguilera wears chaps everywhere to why Lady Gaga emerges from eggs and stuff.

  50. Lyta
    +1

    Kate Middleton. And Prince Harry of course!

  51. spygrl1
    +2

    Choosing just one is soooo hard! I have to say Jennifer Lopez — her egomaniacal monologues always make me laugh.

  52. Aphy
    +1

    Rhianna. Only because Fashion Police always thinks that whatever cracked out thing she has on is fabulous, regardless of how stupid she looks, and I know you two wonderful ladies will have an honest opinion about her ensembles! Happy 9th bday.

  53. TonyG
    +2

    There are so many, but I have to go with Bai Ling.
    Her fug makes me happy.
    Happy birthday!

  54. cass
    +1

    you are funniest when talking about JLo so of course Jennifer Lopez. Hola lovers….

  55. Megan
    +5

    Either Diane Kruger because you always throw in a Pacey for free, or Neville Longbottom because who saw that coming?

  56. Rachael
    0

    The Emmas — Watson and Stone

    Happy Anniversay!!

  57.  Adriana
    0

    I always loved the Harry Potter premieres. Even though tracking Emma Watson’s outfits is fun and inspiring, I loved the whole bunch so much.

    Congratulations on your anniversary, Fug Girls!

  58. Starr
    0

    SWINTON, of course! <3

  59. Renee
    +2

    Kerry Washington – the woman is always interesting.

  60. ^kat^
    +2

    Kate Middleton! Girl loves a coat-dress, and so do I.

  61. kfletch
    +1

    Your crossovers into sports are ALWAYS very much appreciated, but for celebrities it’s Kanye for the victor-ye.

  62. ErinW
    +4

    Christina Hendricks – I have a similar build, and it kills me how unflattering most of her clothes are, but I love taking inspiration when she does it right!

  63. Taryn
    +1

    Gwyneth Paltrow – She is so ridiculous!

  64. Ruth D
    +1

    Has to be Kanye West. I enjoy his freestyle “narrations.”

  65. Jessie Owen Payne
    0

    Congrats! How exciting! I have to pick Natalie Dormer – I love her on all her shows and simultaneously hate her in pretty much everything she wears out of the house (humorously, of course).

  66.  Stefanie
    +1

    I have to choose just one? Im not sure I can! I love the Royal Family, KANYE, and so many others! But Im going to give my vote to Jenny From the Block. Im in stitches every time Hola Lovers shows up on my screen.

    In all seriousness, happy blogiversary! I think Ive been following GFY faithfully for 8 of those 9 years and I look forward to 8 more!

  67. Jen I
    +3

    Britney has always been my favorite. I love that she’s been getting her life together but it’s sad that we don’t see her on the site as much. BRIT BRIT -N- JT 4 LIFE!!

    Here’s to nine more wonderful, entertaining, shocking and pants-full years (and many more after that)!

  68. Natasha S
    +2

    Pretty much any of the royals–Kate, Will, Harry, Beatrice & Eugenie…and the non-Brits too. As a rule, I’m not a royal watcher, but the commentary here is the best!

  69.  Lindsay
    +3

    Congrats! And… Pacey.

    Then. Now. Always.

  70. Courtney
    0

    Kate Middleton (for her obviously awesome trendiness) and Zosia Mamet (a grab bag of crazy and kooky)

  71. Elle W.
    0

    Beiber and his poopy droopy harem pants for the win y’all.

  72.  HelenBackAgain
    +3

    Britney Spears, especially when she looks good and happy. I’m always rooting for her. And every Letter of Truth is a sheer delight.

  73. Maria Guarneri-White
    +1

    Wills, Kate, and Harry!

  74. Emily
    0

    Happy Birthday, GFY! My favorite has got to be J.Lo. Hola, Lovers!

  75. christine christine
    +2

    SWINTON!
    But seriously you guys. You have gotten me through MANY a conference call, webinar, and boring day after the holiday when nobody is doing actual work. Thank you for putting it out there!

  76. Seamyst
    +1

    Oh, definitely… actually wait, I… but then… okay, it’s a three-way tossup between Prince Harry, SWINTON, and JLo (because I adore how you write her).

  77. Dharini
    +2

    Nina Dobrev! She deserves so much more than just the Vampire Diaries.

  78. Gillian
    +1

    J Lo– just for your inspired Lopez monologues!

  79. Naureen
    0

    Congratulations, guys! You’re freaking ancient!!!

    Personally, I love seeing Kevin McHale because there are few things I enjoy as much as wacky menswear on cute guys and homeboy delivers. Also he tends to be in the same slideshows as other people whose faces I like a whole lot, so that’s a bonus.

  80. BookieBookie
    +1

    Casting a vote for the Duchess of Cambridge right here. But SWINTON, too. And JLo HOLA LOVERS. OK, I’m torn. Your choice.

  81. Kate
    0

    Duchess Kate (especially the ones where Harry is OBVIOUSLY flirting with her).

  82. Kate
    +1

    Pacey, of course.

  83. lynn
    +1

    Diane Kruger!

  84. Anna
    +2

    Definitely Hot Harry! Although the Olympic swimmers were also mighty fine :)

  85.  Louise
    0

    Ms. Britney Spears, y’all.

  86. courtney
    +1

    PELDONS! Where have they been? I miss them.

  87. Amy Haines
    +3

    Britney’s Letters of Truth, Y’all.

  88. Aditi
    0

    Marion Cotillard. Numbers 1-5 of my Freebie 5.

  89. Rachel
    0

    Woot woot! Happy Birthday! I have way to much fun on this blog to pick just one, but I’d have to say any of the Royals (so many hats!), or my two favorite regulation hotties – Ryan Gosling and Leo (more Leo, please!).

    Congratulations again, ladies!

  90. LB
    +3

    I guess Chloe Sevigney for fug and I probably misspelled her name but I’m too lazy to look it up. Just like she’s too lazy to comb her hair and dress appropriately. I really love them all so it’s hard to pick and I felt like being different.

    Happy birthday!

  91. TL
    +1

    Prince Harry. No contest, but a big tie for second place.

  92. FloridaGirl
    0

    SWINTON!

  93. Jennifer
    +2

    J.Lo and B.Spears simply because ‘holla lovers’ and ‘hey y’all’ are my favorite starts to posts.

  94. Amanda Callies
    +3

    Diane Kruger! (because Pacey is usually with her……..)

  95. Mary Grace
    +2

    So hard to choose! I think I have to go with Britney Spears, though. Love the letters of truth. :)

  96. Chelsea
    +1

    KANYE, all day every day. Happy birthday! :)

  97. Teri
    0

    Cate Blanchett!

  98. Linda
    +1

    Kristen Bell. Just love her! And as I too am short, I try to take tips from her ‘well played’s.

  99. Lisa
    0

    Chastain, just to see how hard she’s working to undermine her perfect genetics.

  100. Arly
    0

    Connie Britton.

    Texas Forever.

  101. Erin
    0

    Definitely SWINTON! She should be everyone’s favorite.

  102. ortenzia
    +1

    Allison Janney

  103. Brittany G.
    +2

    I looooooove the Britney Letters of Truth. Absolute favorite. But I also thoroughly enjoy seeing the C-listers. Something about the pure desperation of their fashion choices makes the fug even more enjoyable.

  104. Fawn
    +1

    KANYE WEST! I’m curious to see if little North will get her own “voice”.

  105. Emma
    0

    I love all of the Royals, but I think my favorite has to be J Lo. Hola, Lovers!

  106. Cyd
    +2

    SWINTON. And J.Lo. And Emma Watson. And Emma Stone. Ooh, and Dan Stevens. Definitely.

    Who are we kidding? Intern George FTW!

  107. Emily
    +1

    Miley! or Goop.

  108. tami
    +1

    Prince Henry of Wales (Henry Charles Albert David, born 15 September 1984), commonly known as Prince Harry.

    This choice qualifies me as a dirty old woman–and I’m surprisingly okay with that.

  109. BS
    +2

    KANYE YO!

  110. Karen
    0

    It’s a tie between Kanye and JLo, and that’s because I LOVE how you write for them. Also am loving Spoiled on the Kindle. And GFY of course! I’ve lurked and enjoyed for the last…7 years?! Wow. Congrats on #9!

  111. Janine
    0

    Kanye West, always a delight.

    Happy happy birthday to GFY HQ, thank you for keeping me entertained! :)

  112. SaraK
    +1

    I made the mistake of reading everyone else’s posts first, and now I don’t see how to pick just one. Your JLo is inspired, but I can’t give up Britney’s Letters of Truth for her. And KANYE kills, me, but so does SWINTON. I love what you have to say about Diane Kruger and Zoe Saldana’s wardrobes. And there there are the boys…Pacey. Prince Harry. Intern George. Alan Cumming. Cousin Mathew. I cannot pick one and leave the others behind.

    But since I really want a valid entry, I will go with my first thought: Kate Middleton. (I may be a wee bit embarrassed about this, but based on the other posts, at least I’m in good company.)

  113. Kandis
    +1

    Cheers to y’all! I have to say the Pretty Little Liars girls, and no I couldn’t pick just one of them.

  114. AKG
    +2

    I love the Royal family posts. I save them for last as a reward for hard days.

    GFY has been my go-to site for years. The first post I remember reading discussed some hideous Nine West shoes that may have had elastic straps all over them (I can’t really remember the particulars – it was a long time ago!). Happy Birthday!

  115. Anna
    0

    Jennifer Aniston.

  116. Christa
    0

    Bai Ling forever!

  117. Angelica
    0

    J.Lo of course!!!

  118. Bex
    +1

    Chloe Sevigny!!!

  119. Ashley
    0

    Kate Middleton!

  120. Lils
    0

    Kate Middleton! And thank you, Fug Girls, for making my workdays so much lovelier!

  121. Rachel
    +1

    “Hola Lovers!” Love J. Lo!!!

  122. Courtney
    0

    Any of the Royals, because I know that means we’re in for some crazy hats and/or Price Harry shenanigans.

  123. jensa
    0

    Hola Lovers and all The Royals!! Especially the Hats…..

  124. corrie
    +1

    I love seeing Kate Middleton . . . and the English “hat events” are fun . . . as are big awards coverage in the US. Really, I love it all :)

  125. Angela
    0

    Miley or Kim K…

  126. Heidi
    0

    Kate Middleton :) Happy birthday, GFY!

  127. jenajkay
    +1

    La Lopez! Her posts are hilarious!

  128. Jennifer
    0

    Happy Birthday, Ladies of Fug!!! Faves have to be The Royals and smart gals making good choices, i.e., Dame Helen, Emma Watson, followed closely by those WONDERFUL missives from La Lopez. It’s always a good day when I see “Hola, lovers!” in my RSS feed.

  129. Frances
    0

    Anything royals, even the non-British ones, are my fave, but a close second is JLo. I love her Spanglish messages to the fans :)

  130. Erica Ro
    0

    Congratulations, ladies! Could not make it throught the work week without you!

    J Lo! Only becuase of hola lovers.

  131. Alanna
    0

    J. Lo and her Hola Lovers!

  132. Lori
    0

    Swinton! May I age as awesome as she

  133. SJAllison
    0

    Kate Middleton. The Queen’s coat/hat combos are a close second.

  134. Kan
    +2

    SJP – because she just never quits.

  135. Kathleen Trail
    0

    Chloe Sevigny – the first fug and the best fug. Happy Birthday!!!!

  136. Melissa
    0

    Oh I wanted to say Chloe Sevigny BUT the more I think about it: Miley Cyrus — it has been, and continues to be, a WILD ride.

  137. Mandy
    +1

    This is kind of cheating, but I LOVE the obscure events that y’all cover (Royal Ascot, whaaaat?). But to ensure my eligibility, I’ll say Marion Cotillard, in my search for a modern day Audrey Hepburn (wrong designer, I know).

  138. AWM
    0

    SJP!

  139. Erin
    +1

    HOLA, LOVERS! Your posts on Jennifer Lopez always make me laugh.

  140. Gail
    0

    Swinton with Cate Blanchett a close second.

  141. Sukriti Srivastava
    +1

    Bai Ling ! “Hello, Earthlings”

  142. Abby
    +1

    Happy birthday! There is nothing better than finding Phoebe Price on GFY. Unless it’s the long awaited return of the Peldon sisters.

  143. Kristina
    +1

    Basically whoever’s sporting bootaloons on any given day, that’s who I like to see, because that term makes me cry laughing every time I see it.

  144. Janine
    +1

    Kristen Bell, because I like her a lot and she’s adorable, but sometimes she just picks stupid dresses.

    Happy Birthday GFY! I’ve been reading the site for a couple of years and I love it. You guys manage to criticize what celebrities are wearing without being mean.

  145. Megan
    0

    Kate and Miley!

  146. nicole
    +1

    Viola Davis. Girl Crush 4VR.

  147. Ida
    0

    Chloe Segvigny has been my favourite for years!

  148. Bianca
    0

    Intern George!

  149. Lisa
    0

    Royals. All of them. Well, mostly Prince Harry.

  150. Marie
    0

    SWINTON

  151. Jamie B
    0

    I <3 The Royals! All of them!

  152. Vikki M
    +1

    Dame Maggie Smith is just precious.

    She is my spirit animal.

  153. Isabella
    0

    SWINTON

  154. Alison
    0

    Does Intern George count? :) I like the young hollywood posts – Jennifer Lawrence, Anna Sophia Robb, etc.

  155.  Maria
    0

    Any posts related to the Royals. Love seeing the commentary, outfits and learning about all the gossip!

  156. Leslie
    0

    SWINTON. Always.

  157. O
    +7

    KANYE WEST CAUSE HE BRINGS THE RHYME, HE SHOUTS IN CAPS CAUSE HE’S NO MIME, COMMITS MANY A FASHION CRIME, WORE A SKIRT ON STAGE ONE TIME, THINKS HIS THREADS ARE BEYOND SUBLIME, AND EVEN PUT OUT A LINE OF HIS OWN DESIGNS.

  158. Ashley
    +1

    It’s a tie: SWINTON or Ke$ha.

    How’s THAT for opposite ends of a spectrum?!

  159. Kristin
    0

    Victoria Beckham amuses me with her poses and pouts.

  160. Carly
    0

    Miley C. all the way

  161. Emmy
    0

    The royals! Especially Kate and Wills and Harry, the fabulous trio :)

  162. Leslie
    0

    Hard one! I’d have to go with J.Lo – Heather’s writing usually literally has me rolling on the floor with laughter.

  163. Damia
    0

    I think I’d have to go with Kate Middleton – she’s so stylish + there’s almost always some Harry and/or other royals included – bonus!! :)

    Also, Happy Birthday to GFY! An integral part of my everyday :)

  164. Megan
    +2

    Favorite Fug: JLo
    Favorite Well Played: Kate MIddleton
    Favorite SWINTON: SWINTON

  165. Shana
    0

    Beatrice and Eugenie — love my Yorkies.

  166. natalie
    0

    The random royals with scandalous backstories.

  167. Stephanie
    0

    Sarah Jessica Parker, she’s always on the edge, but generally pulls it off!

  168. sarah
    0

    the various kardashians

  169. Sophia Loren
    0

    Vanessa Fuggin’ Hudgens!

    Upstart, for sure, but a force to be reckoned with. Also, the classics: GOOP, SJP, SWINTON, Hola, Lovers!, Chloe Sevigny, Christina Hendricks, and Diane and Pacey.

    And, also, Michelle Williams.

    Happy Birthday, congrats and thank you, sincerely.

  170. Kristen Johnson
    0

    Happy Birthday! Kate Middleton & Jennifer Lawrence are my faves, but I do also like a really good fugly post for any star.

  171. Laurie
    0

    anyone for whom you do a voice. J.Lo, Britney, Kanye, etc etc. I always snort gracelessly.

  172. Erin
    0

    I actually enjoy the professional sports drafts coverage. And any good-looking guy in a suit. Happy birthday, Fug Girls! I’ll raise a dram of Diet Coke in your honor today!!

  173.  Marie
    0

    Hayden Panettiere

  174. LJ
    0

    Emma Watson

  175. Stacie
    +3

    Helen Mirren

  176. Paige
    0

    Tie between Kate (Middleton) and Emma Stone. I guess I just like seeing people who (usually) get it right!

  177. Bee
    +1

    Chosing one is more difficult than composing a haiku.
    Allright, here goes: Brad Pitt, your sleazy secondhand carsalesman extraordinaire.
    Ay, Lopez is going to be so not divertida with me today.

  178. Elizabeth
    +1

    I love the fugcaps! I love to read the ones about the shows that I watch and I sort of feel like I’m watching the shows with you!

  179. megan
    +3

    Any people you deem worthy to be cast in your Fictional English Miniseries, because it is a delight and I want it to happen in real life.

  180. Kate B
    +1

    I miss seeing the Peldons! I hope they’re doing well out of the spotlight and living wonderful lives (but I do miss seeing their nonsense!).

  181. Courtney
    0

    SWINTON. Forever SWINTON. Though I love The Emmas too (Stone, Watson) for being consistently adorable and never boring.

  182. Sarah
    0

    Swinton and Mirren, for showing us real beauty in unexpected places.

  183. Stephanie
    +3

    Karl Lagerfeld. Every time. Sometimes i can’t even laugh because the funny needs to be savored slowly.

  184. ErinB
    0

    Happy birthday, Fug Girls! You make my day a little brighter each time I check your website!

    I love your updates on Duchess Kate as well as Rooney Mara. The Duchess I love because she almost always looks glorious, and I love seeing Rooney Mara because she almost always does not.

  185. Big Hungry Shelby
    0

    SWINTON

  186. Megan
    0

    Anne Hathaway! More often than not, we have the exact same opinion on her. I really want to like her but most of the time I just want to SMACK her. Why is that?!!

  187. Emily
    0

    La Lopez, lovers!

  188. Caroline
    0

    Kellan LUTZ

  189. Sidney
    +1

    Swinton and Boobs Legsly. Swinton because she is a force of nature that WILL NOT be reckoned with. Boobs Legsly because that is genius name. Thanks for a great 9 years!!!!

  190. allie
    0

    Hands down Swinton.

  191. Ali
    +1

    Pacey! Or Joshua Jackson to the real world.

    Ps happy birthday fun girls

  192. Rose
    +1

    Florence Welch because even on her off days she’s at least creative.

    Followed closely by the ladies of Downton Abbey as a whole.

  193. Mary
    0

    Brittney Spears.

  194. corrie barcroft
    +1

    Diane Kruger and Pacey. We always need more Pacey.

  195. Naomi Laventhal
    0

    Queen Elizabeth II

  196. lefty
    0

    Nina Dobrev (Happy birthday!)

  197. Elodie
    0

    Chloe Sevigny, all day, everyday. Tried and true.

  198. BootsVA
    0

    It’s a tie. SWINTON makes me clap with glee, but Miley always gets an additional “HAHAOMGWTFBBQ” exclamation of joy.

  199. Betsy
    +1

    Diane Kruger because um…PACEY. Also because she takes chances that both pay off and that look nuts. (runner ups–Chastain, Emma Stone-although normally she’s well played, and fug caps.)

  200. ringthing
    0

    All the Royals, and happy anniversary you guys :)

  201. Boomer
    0

    SWINTON, for sure.

  202. kimberly
    0

    The elusive Julian Sands.

  203. Hannah Millard
    0

    Swinton. Forever.

  204. Sharon
    +1

    Hola Lovers always makes me cackle with glee. I have many more favourites, but good ole Jenny from the Block has to take the cake.

  205. Barb
    0

    Kate Middleton (with bonus Prince Harry, so we can hear more about his unrequited love for her)!

  206. Alo
    0

    Pointing pictures are my fav, but for people it has to be at TIE between:

    SWINTON. The Royals (no favs here, all are great).

  207. Emilie
    0

    Helen Mirren because I want to age as gracefully and gorgeously as she has. And for pure WTFuggery, Rihanna.

    Happy Anniversary!

  208. ArgoFugYourself
    +4

    Gotta be La Lopez. Even my worst day can be salvaged by seeing the words “HOLA LOVERS” pop up on this site.

    And BESOS on your birthday!

  209. Debra
    0

    My personal favourite of all time princess of fug….PHOEBE PRICE…no one works harder to make these pages happen then she does…all without her super magic powers of not even knowing how she does it!!!!!

  210. Ria E
    0

    Royals in general, Kate in particular!

  211. Nikole
    +1

    Nicole Richie

  212. LeahinSoCal
    0

    Happy Birthday! Kirsten Dunst.

  213. Carrie
    0

    My favorite celeb to spot on GFY HQ is either Intern George (just to oogle) or even more so, MY BOY KANYE “CAPITAL LETTERS” WEST.

  214. lali
    +1

    Britney, y’all! There is nothing better than a Letter of Truth.

  215. Shakti
    0

    KANYEEZY

  216. Becci Hart
    0

    Sarah Jessica Parker!

  217. laura
    0

    Lisa Rinna because anyone that would wear a muppet and a dress with a slit up to THERE, could use a bit of wardrobe advice…

  218. Emily
    0

    Prince Harry!

  219. Emily Carter
    0

    Miley Cyrus! She’s just being Miley.

  220. Kristy
    +3

    Random royals that I have (often) never heard of and which you have researched/created entire back stories for.

  221. Shelley G
    0

    Solange, the hipper, low-key Knowles.

  222. Jenny V
    +1

    Even though it’s been ages, I always loved the posts on those crazy Peldons.

    Happy birthday!!

  223. Kathryn Topalis
    0

    JBiebs, hands down. Chanel anyone?

  224. JC
    0

    Kate Middleton (or any royal event slideshow, really)! Can’t get enough of the hats and fascinators.

  225. Jennifer K
    0

    Prince Harry!

  226. Rachel
    0

    Emma Watson. Always adorable.

  227. Brenna
    +1

    J.Lo hands down. Not because of her outfits, but because “HOLA LOVERS!” is the most magical thing to grace the internet.

  228. Bree
    0

    Miley & Ke$ha because there’s no limit to what the heck they’re gonna wear next.

  229. Celia
    0

    Oh! There are so many! I’m gonna go with my first instinct, Princess Kate/Duchess Catherine/whatever whatever of Cambridge, because I LOVED your live blog of their wedding and I think you treat her with so much dignity while still ogling her clothes. Yay!

  230. Ann
    0

    Nina Dobrev for the fashion but Prince Hot Ginge because reasons.

  231. Emily
    0

    Kanye – because all caps rhymes about anything and everything are the best! (Though I don’t mind the take-downs of the rest of the Kardashian Klan either, haha)

  232. Julia
    0

    Britney Spears and her letters are what brought me to this site 7 years ago. Happy birthday GFY!

  233. Mel
    +1

    Chloe Sevingy. Because she is totally messing with us.

  234. Andrea
    0

    Bai Ling forever!

  235. Emily
    0

    Jennifer Lawrence, because as much as we all love her, her fashion tastes are really hit-or-miss. Let’s see what kind of crazy Dior puts her in for the upcoming press tours of this fall!

  236. Caitlyn
    0

    I love all the Fug the Show articles! I feel like I really know Tami Taylor – ahem, Rayna Whatsherface – without ever watching Nashville. Keep ‘em coming!

  237. Sai
    0

    SWINTONLY SWINTASTIC SWINTON (honorable mention to Hola Lovers and Letters of Truth, I guess I just really like it when you guys channel the voices of your subjects!)

  238. Elizabeth
    +2

    Kate Middleton! (though I like it even more when she is discussed along with Harry)

  239. Liz
    0

    I think I have to go with J.Lo. Just masterful.

    With close seconds to the royals and also Solange, for fun.

    Happy birthday!

  240. Gal
    0

    JLo – Hola Lovers!!

  241. Ginger
    +1

    Emma Stone. Always.

  242. UnicornWrangler
    +1

    Happy Birfday!

    Haven’t seen him (anywhere) in a while, but Lee Pace, because :: drools on keyboard.::

  243. Lara Bovilsky
    0

    SWINTON!

    Happy Birthday, Fug Girls! Best prose style on the internets.

  244. Carol Schwermin Govern
    0

    Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge

  245. elissa
    0

    SWINTON 4eva

  246. JC
    0

    Amy Adams, who will play me in the Lifetime movie about my life (at some point…I’m in no rush for tragedy to strike me just yet).

  247. charlie09
    0

    Lately, I have to say Princess Sad Sack (aka Charlene of Monaco).

  248. Damian
    +1

    Bai Ling and the Peldons brought me here.

    But La Lopez is my favorite type of commentary.

  249. Stephanie Rudy Littleton
    0

    J. Lo, of course. Now any time I see her in a magazine or on tv, “Hola Lovers!” pops in my head. Brilliant!

  250. Carrie
    0

    Phoebe Price. Phorever Phoebe.

    Congrats and happy anniversary, Fug Girls!!

  251. Tar Heel Gal
    0

    Happy birthday, you guys! Thank you for the fun you so deliciously bring to my day! If you’re forcing us to choose 1 celeb (arg!), I’ll go with poor tragic Princess Charlene, bless her rich little heart….

  252. michelle
    0

    Duchess Kate is my favorite- Happy anniversary GFY!

  253. Katie A
    0

    Kate Middleton! Happy Blogiversary

  254. S
    0

    BritBrit. I am so in awe of how you capture her accent (and bless-her-heart mix of well-intentioned dumbness and well-medicated (finally) craziness.)

  255.  kimmy
    0

    Bai Ling. Why have you forsaken us?

  256. Michiewah
    0

    KANYE WEST!

  257. Amanda
    0

    First, I want to say how much I love you both. Secondly, my favorite person on this blog is Kate Middleton. Partly because I love her clothes, but mostly because I freaking LOVE how you have turned your posts on all the various royals into a long-running fanfic. You are brilliant and hilarious.

  258. EmilyAP
    +2

    Olympic abs. Oh, a who, not a what. I’ll go with Royals In Hats.

  259. Sarah Rice
    0

    Happy Birthday! I could not get through my day without you guys!
    I would say Jessica Chastain…so talented and beautiful and yet so many weird shoe choices…
    Thank you guys…here’s to another nine years :)

  260. El
    0

    Another Swinton fan here. Happy anniversary and thanks for brightening my days.

  261. Jeanie
    +2

    Olympic Abs!!! But, to ensure my entry in the drawing, my heart lies with SWINTON.

  262. Ann
    +1

    Gwen Stefani

  263. Sonja
    0

    Man! This is a really, really tough one. I think I’m going to have to choose The Sev, because it’s clear how much you guys love her wackiness — which over the years has made me love her too!

    Congrats on the birthday!!

  264. Danielle
    0

    I’m going with the British Royals (I feel like I need to specify, since there are a plethora of Royals worldwide.) I love me some Kate, Wills, Harry, and of course the Queen.

  265. Nina Neptune
    0

    JLO, LOVERS!

  266. Beth C.
    +1

    Miley Cyrus. Seriously, The Last Kiss Fug the Fromage was my favorite entry ever!

  267. Jenne
    0

    Not so much a celeb as an event. Royal Weddings all the way!

  268. ceecee
    0

    Fug Madness! I’m a little embarrassed to admit how much I look forward to this every year. Happy birthday, GFY and thanks for all the fun!

  269. Kim
    0

    Bai Ling, both for the visual shock she engenders and the nonchalant attitude she projects. Though she has made few appearances lately, she is the most perfect congruence of sexy & scary imaginable, and born to fulfill your website’s mission.

    Here’s to another 9 years of (horrified) gasps and (disbelieving) giggles!

  270. Sabrina
    +2

    Olympic Abs! (I feel as though they should count as a celebrity, they are awfully famous.)

  271. Reg
    0

    Congrats GFY girls! Love your blog, not sure what I will do without it

    MARION COTILLARD

  272. Maria
    0

    Harry, Harry and more Harry! * Sigh *

  273. Dana
    0

    The modern trio of British Royals!

  274. Ruth
    0

    SWINTON, Diane Kruger, Kate Middleton. Quite the spectrum there…

  275. Ariella
    0

    SJP!

    Happy birthday, you sassy ladies!

  276. Anita Shinall
    0

    SWINTON. FTW.

  277.  Paisley
    +1

    Diane Kruger

  278. Stephanie
    0

    Yeezus (aka THE GREAT KANYE) and also Kate Middleton for obviously different reasons!

  279. Michelle
    0

    Now that is a tough one… so many to choose from! I would have to say HOLA LOVERS herself Jennifer Lopez (or Bai Ling, or Briteny Spears, or Kanye….).

  280. Hilary Grayver
    0

    I love Bai Ling! or SWINTON.

  281. BRyan
    0

    A Kardashian…any one of them included the ones that allegedly go by the surname of ‘Jenner’

  282. Holly W
    +1

    Happy anniversary! Emma Stone.

  283. Laura
    0

    SWINTON FTW!

  284. Christine K
    0

    Happy Blogiversary!! It was such a good day when Cleolinda sent me over. I greatly enjoy the Royals and Becks. I also enjoy the coverage of various sporting events (Go Irish, and may you never wear lime green camo again!) Thanks for all the fun, girls!

  285. Sarah B
    0

    Elizabeth Banks for me!

  286. Liane
    0

    The Royals. For sure. I just feel the love from you & it’s contagious.

  287. Caitlin
    0

    Tough to beat SWINTON, but I have to admit it’s a royal tie between Kate and Harry.

  288. malevolent andrea
    0

    Kanye. The Kanye posts make me laugh so hard I almost aspirate every single time.

  289. Katie Lynn
    0

    J Lo and her hola lovers posts are always my favorite. With a close second of Kanye and his all-caps raps.

  290. Katie
    +1

    HOLA LOVERS!

  291. Ann
    0

    Phoebe Price

  292. Jen F
    0

    Wills and Kate! I love the Brits!

  293. SarahP
    +1

    Dame Helen Mirren

  294. Katie
    0

    Britney and Jennifer Lopez – for their outfits and their voices

  295. Beth
    0

    Sarah Jessica Parker

  296. Ali
    +1

    ¡J Lo, sin duda my amores!

  297. Pat
    +1

    Emma Stone. She’s my everything.

  298. Amy
    0

    Love Kate Middleton because she always looks smashing (see, I did British there!)

    But . . . no one beats Vanessa Hudgens and her lace pants. I love her!

  299. Amy
    +1

    Oh, and an extra shout-out to any post that includes Pacey!

  300. Alyssa
    0

    Lately I’ve been loving the royals, so I’ll go with Kate, William, and Harry.
    I’m also loving all your Fug Caps for Revenge and Nashville.
    Thanks for your wonderful posts and happy birthday! :)

  301. Modance576
    0

    SWINTON hands down and then the Royal Family :)

  302. Kim
    0

    It has to be SWINTON!!

  303. Kim K
    0

    I do enjoy seeing the Beibs… not anywhere else, though.

  304. Kim
    0

    Duchess Kate

  305. katienowakroberts
    +1

    There are so many! I love how much you love Helen Mirren and SWINTON and Connie Britton’s hair. And my favorite feature is Fug the Fromage — your “Liz and Dick” writeup made me seek out the movie just so I could read the fugcap. I love how much you clearly love what you do; it’s a joy to read your site. Also, I can’t believe it’s been NINE YEARS. I don’t think there’s anything else on the web I’ve been reading for that long. Kudos to you both.

  306. AM
    0

    Oh, it’s so hard to pick. Anyone that renders me speechless. That’s usually someone who forgets to wear a shirt in public. Plus Jennifer Lopez is just so, SO.

  307. Ellen
    0

    Kate Middleton!!

  308. Alessandra
    0

    Miley…The Last Kiss Fug the Fromage had me in tears and I had to read in parts because I laughed too hard in each sitting. And definitely Pacey! ;)

  309. Rebecca
    0

    I really can’t choose between Swinton and Prince Harry. Let me have two favorite gingers!

  310. Mongerel
    0

    Who says “[ibid.]” in a blog post. *shakes head*

    Remarkable. Thank you.

  311. Dana M.
    +1

    Boobs Legsly

  312. Mallory
    0

    Britney and anything praising allison janney

  313. Jessica
    0

    ONLY ONE?? Okay – Britney Spears because I think you capture exactly how I think of her. I SO want to be her get-a-grip girlfriend.

    That said, I’m going to share my also-rans: Jennifer Lopez (love her persona on this site), Kate Middleton (because GET IN MY CLOSET) and every last one of the dudes because they prove my 42-year-old hubby is way, way, WAY hotter than them. (Note to dudes: It’s called shampoo. LOOK INTO IT.)

  314. Olivia
    0

    SWINTON. And Kate Middleton. They represent the complete spectrum of British awesomeness, and for that I love them.

  315. Erin
    +1

    Harper Seven and David Beckham

  316. Mirco Sciuto
    +1

    Princess Sadface-the perfect excuse to start singing “Edelweiss” in my head during office hours and giggle nonchalantly/ directing music with my pencil

    Oh, and also: RUN CHARLENE, RUN

  317. Shazia Iftkhar
    0

    I think it has to be Bai Ling — not only is she the zaniest, but your commentary on her is thoroughly enjoyable!

  318. Talley Lach
    0

    Prince Harry

  319. Sienna
    +1

    emma stone!

  320. Katie Bruce
    0

    Def the Beckham clan. David clear down to Harper.

  321. Edward
    0

    JLo!

  322. DriverB
    0

    SWINTON FOREVER :)

  323. Ellie
    0

    Prince Harry! because he’s so hot and adorable…or Kate Middleton because she has the BEST wardrobe!

  324. Michelle
    0

    Hmmm… so difficult! Very close between J. Lo, Kanye and Brit Brit. But seriously you guys.. it’s so hard to choose because you’re sooo funny! Imma have to go with Hola Lovers!
    Happy Fuggin’ Birthday Ladies!

  325. Becky
    +1

    Wow, that means I’ve been reading this blog for 9 years too! Crazy. I love you both.

    I, too, miss the Peldons since they were so ridiculous and fun. And Intern George (where’s he been!?) and when you would do the Homeland Security threat-level meters on fuggliness. So many to choose from.

    I guess in the end, I have to say that I love when you channel the voices of obnoxious celebs like Brittany Bitch (What? You ain’t never seen someone at Blockbuster wearing a tablecloth?) or JLo (Hola Lovahs!)

    Congrats on your 9th anniversary of bringing me amazingly funny distractions from my dayjob! You’ve outlasted like 4 jobs (and you helped me get one a long time ago).

    • Edith
      +1

      Ain’t you never seen a [regnant lady at Blockbuster wearing a tablecloth?” is one of my favorite lines, ever. Thanks for reminding me. I actually use that one in conversation, occasionally. That and “Sit DOWN, Baroness Schroeder!”

  326. Veronica
    0

    I like lists.
    1. Solange — because how awesome has she turned out?
    2. Pacey (I suppose I should call him Josh Jackson now?) — do you need an explanation?
    3. Kanye — the CAPSY commentary causes me giggle fits.

  327. Rebecca
    0

    the Sisters Peldon

  328. Ellie
    +1

    Pacey!

  329.  JessicaAZ
    +1

    Diane Kruger – especially if she has Pacey as an accessory!

  330. Courtney
    +1

    Rachel Weisz and anyone else who might star in Jessica’s Fictional English Countryside Weekend Party Murder/Romance/Time-Travel/Nazi Hunting/Comedy/Drama Miniseries!

  331. Berrig
    0

    Love the royals, all the royals, especially crazy hat Ascot!

  332. HKS
    0

    Happy Birthday GFY!

    I either go for Britney, because her Letters of Truth are delightful and hilarious. OR Pacey, who is responsible for bringing me to this site 9 years ago. (Well, more accurately, it was Jessica’s Dawson’s recaps on TWoP: I followed her love for Pacey to GFY).

  333. Jackie
    0

    The Biebs always keeps me laughing with his full diaper pants.

  334. Amalia
    0

    The Sev. Always and forever!! (even if right now I’m mad at her for messing things up with Mindy and Danny Castellano)

  335. Sarah
    +1

    100% has to be SWINTON. My iPhone autocorrects it to all caps now. That should say something.

  336. galatea
    0

    Bai Ling

  337. Robin
    0

    Bai Ling

  338. Lacey
    +2

    Pacey! Particularly if he’s wielding an umbrella.

  339. Lolo
    0

    Miley! Or any of the Try Hards

  340. Sajorina
    +3

    Well, “Hola Lovers” is one of my favorite things on Earth, but my favorite celebrity featured on GFY has got to be Kat Dennings… She’s only been featured 3 times, to my knowledge, but it was that 1st fugging, which she hilariously blogged about herself, that led me to this site and all the wonderful things it has brought into my life!

  341. Mo
    +1

    Happy Blogiversary! Diet Coke for everybody!

    Seeing HOLA LOVERS JLo pop up on the blog always brightens my day.

  342. Tamburlaine
    0

    I love your Fug The Show posts, particularly those for Nashville and Hart of Dixie (which I don’t watch), and adored how you gruffd Ioan Gruffudd in Ringer.

    That said, I always like seeing Viola Davis featured, because she nearly always looks fabulous.

    Happy blogiversary, Jessica and Heather!

  343. Amy
    0

    J. Lo. :)

  344. Rachel
    0

    The Artist Formerly Known as Kate Middleton. And the Hart of Dixie recaps!

  345. dmc
    0

    two words:
    swin.
    ton.

  346. Kristen
    0

    Call me old fashioned, but I love every Britney (Spears, obv) mention.

  347. Lauren
    0

    The “Guests” at royal functions always amuse me….silly commoners dressed up all fancy…

  348. Betsy
    0

    The one and only SWINTON.

  349. Gaby
    0

    Chenbot and her heinous pantsuits

  350. Rachel
    +2

    Actually…EUROVISION!!! I know it doesn’t count as a celebrity, but I just had to throw it in. Love love love. I get a kick out of it every year.

  351. edj
    0

    It’s really hard to choose, but I do love EuroVision. And Bai Ling, back in the day. The wilder the better. And the Royals.

    And Happy Birthday! You bring me much joy, so thank you.

  352. Electric Landlady
    0

    Patriotically, I like to see Canadians (though not the Biebs). Let’s narrow it down and say Carly Rae – I feel like there’s potential there.

  353. Dee
    0

    Much to my surprise, I think it’s Prince Harry. He’s grown up well, you guys. And we are old.

    Happy birthday!

  354. Karen A
    0

    Although she hasn’t been a regular on the site recently, I’ve always been a fan of Bjork’s particular brand of fab/fug and look forward to seeing what she pulls out next. And the J Lo and Kanye posts just KILL me.

    Thanks for nine great years — we look forward to many more!

  355. Chaiaiai
    +1

    I miss Brown Peldon!

    Seriously, ladiez, y’all rock. I’ve followed you, surreptitiously, from 4 jobs, 2 coasts, and numerous mobile devices. You have made the last 9 years riotous and thought-provoking. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  356. MaggieTheCat
    0

    Beyonce` and her Nipples Leotard for the win!

  357. Cynthia W
    +1

    A tie between JLo and Brit Brit, just because the commentary is so freaking hilarious.

  358. Lynn
    0

    Happy Birthday! I love the awards show stuff, but if I have to pick one, it’d be Intern George.

  359. Allison
    +1

    Vanessa Hudgens

  360. Meri
    0

    Kate Middleton, because I love her style, and Swinton… because I love her style. Runner-up is Diane Kruger, because it’s always a roll of the dice with her- either she’s very, very good, or she’s horrid.

  361. kathy
    0

    Happy Birthday
    Suri Cruise, of course!

  362. sarai
    +2

    Kristen Stewart…. because, you know, finger guns

  363. Leah M
    +1

    Jennifer Lawrence (until today)

  364. Alyssa
    0

    JLo! I cannot see pictures of her without thinking “Hola Lovers”!

  365. Claire1
    +2

    Diane Kruger
    Because she makes me very aware of how it takes a woman to wear a dress and not the other way around…she brings it almost every time.

  366. Donna
    +1

    Well, there’s the Royals, because hats. And Harry. And there’s also Stella McCartney, in a schadenfreude kind of way. No, I think I’ll stick with Kate Middleton. She and William just seem to happy!

  367. Barbara
    0

    Joan Collins

  368. Anna
    0

    SWINTON

  369. Marieke
    0

    I love Emma Watson! Her quirky, little mini-dresses are always so cute! Ow, and the Hart of Dixie recaps are great! :)

    You’re doing a great job ladies – hopefully for many years to come! :)

  370. shebrihart
    0

    As much as I want the whole lot of them to GO AWAY ALREADY, I love reading your spin on the Kardashian klan. Makes me laugh every time. Happy Fugiversary ladies!

  371. Martha Burzynski
    0

    Phoebe Price!

  372. Alyssa
    0

    I have to go with the royals, especially Kate!

  373. Robyn
    +1

    Bai Ling and SWINTON. I also miss the Peldons. What ever happened to them?

  374. Shana
    0

    Queen Maxima

  375. Trillian
    +1

    Kristen Stewart! If only for the time with the figure skating bit with the Slytherin references! Happy Birthday!

  376. Joanna McC
    0

    I could stare at posts of Kate Middleton all day long…why, of why, can’t my hair look like that every day?

  377. sarah
    +1

    Happy birthday GFY!!! Thank you for getting me through some very long work weeks!
    Picking one Fug Favorite is impossible, but I do have to agree with the masses and say Kate Middleton. Not only is it fun to see her outfits (making stylish choices while also having to be royally proper takes skill), but your back stories, commentary and general wealth of royal/brittish knowledge is always entertaining. THANK YOU Heather and Jessica!!

  378. Katy
    0

    Kanye

  379. RJ
    0

    Oh god, I can’t pick between SWINTON and PACEY (well, Diane Kruger with her lovely PACEY accessory). SWACEY?!

  380. Zoe
    +1

    Boobs Legsly.
    I love her so much, and you always nail how hideously brilliant her looks are.

  381. Mindy
    0

    Peggy McCay. The entry from years ago still reduces me to tears of laughter

  382. Emily Izakowitz
    0

    Sarah Jessica Parker

  383. Emily
    0

    Bai Ling never gets old for me!

  384. Claire
    +1

    Do you know who I miss? PELDONS. Fug Mascots from Day 1 (or Day 50, whatever. They were here in the Good Old Days of the time before stylists) and so glorious to behold. I think their elemental randomness (The showing up everywhere! The outfits that looked like they were from Forever 21! The Crispin Glover!) makes them my favorite ~celebrities~ on GFY.

    Also, Carly Rae Jepson is definitely Brown Peldon, right?

  385. Leslie
    +1

    I think it’s a tie between the amazingness of SWINTON, and how much I miss the Peldons!

  386.  ErinG
    0

    Kate Middleton wins it for me! (posts with bonus Harry (or bonusbonus Harry + children) being my favorite Kate posts)

    Diane Kruger & Nina Dobrev tie for second place!

  387. Teresa Van Doren
    0

    SWINTON forever!

  388. jas
    0

    SWINTON – always….

  389. Melanie H
    0

    Princess Kate

  390. Laura
    +2

    Jennifer Lawrence (but not in hell britches)

  391. Amanda Lee
    0

    This is the hardest choice I’ve made all week. I mean, for eye candy, you’ve got Pacey, for pretty you’ve got Kate Middleton, for SWINTON you’ve got SWINTON…

    IT’S SO HARD TO CHOOSE.

    But I think my favorite, just from the pure delight I get from the rhymes, is Kanye.

  392. Kathie
    0

    The Royal Family

  393. Erika
    0

    I love your Bai Ling posts. Where is she and what happened to her??

  394. Virginia C
    0

    J-Lo, always J-Lo! :D

  395. Julie
    0

    The Royals! No one covers them like you do.

  396. Maggie
    0

    Vanessa Hudgens

  397.  Courtney
    +1

    J Lo for sure. I can’t get through the “Hola Lovers” without laughing.

  398. Emily Rang
    +1

    Toss up between Prince Harry and Chloe Sevigny.

  399. Jen
    +2

    J Lo. You know it’s going to be a good day when you are greeted with a Hola lovers.

  400. Tiffany
    +2

    Kerry Washington!
    Sometimes outrageously beautiful, other times incredibly crazy, ALWAYS very interesting!

  401. Brooke M
    0

    SWINTON!

  402. Katie K
    0

    I love reading about SWINTON

  403. Lyndsay 'Hunt' Boettcher
    0

    Oddly enough: Felicia Day

  404. Gabrielle
    0

    SWINTON!

  405. Maggie J
    0

    Pacey, Pacey, Pacey. Happy birthday!

  406. Ellen
    0

    I was all set to say SWINTON, and then Jennifer Lopez, but the real winner for me is:

    Britney “Moment of Truth, Y’all” Spears

  407. Connie
    0

    Jamie Lee Curtis

  408. Kaytee
    0

    Sad Princess Charlene of Monaco

  409. jay
    +1

    Without a doubt Chloe Sevigny.

    I feel as if we’ve all been on a journey from ‘ugh’ ‘ew’ to ‘hmm’ to ‘oh my’ to ‘HELL YES’. She truly is a treasure. (As are both of you, congrats to y’all!)

    Hola Lovers has to be second place though.

  410. bookworm1973
    +1

    Well, obviously, I come here for Heather & Jessica, but if I had to pick a celebrity to *look at,* I’ll pick Prince Harry. Though I’ll throw my vote in with those who miss the Peldons.

  411. Tracy A
    +2

    Helen Mirren, she is awesome.

  412. Cristina
    +1

    Christina Hendricks. I keep waiting for her to get it right.

  413. a
    0

    I have a hard time deciding between J. Lo and Britney Spears, because whenever you write in their voices, it’s generally hilarious!

  414. Kelsey
    0

    Kanye..

    And all of the posts fugging uniforms– football, basketball, figure skating, etc, I love them all.

  415.  HG
    0

    Congrats on the anniversary!!

    My favorite has to be your J Lo posts. Every time I see “Hola, lovers!” I know I am in for a hilarious read!

  416. IndianaJenn
    0

    Happy, happy anniversary! I love reading about Kate Middleton and her beautiful, beautiful hair (also the figure skaters)!

  417. sdbina
    0

    All the royals! Happy Birthday, GFY! :)

  418. kricha
    0

    Prince Harry esp when hes pointing :)

  419. Beth
    0

    I have to say, there is always a soft spot in my heart for both the Brown and the Blonde Pelton, and sometimes I just wonder what they’re up to these days.

  420. Beth
    0

    Jennifer Lopez and Kanye. I love hearing their “voices.”

  421. Elyse
    0

    Phoebe Price. Because WORDS.

  422. Kimberly
    0

    I was going to say the Widdletons, hands down (including Harry, of course, as they are The Royal Trio and thus inseparable). But then I saw comments about J-Lo and Kanye, and how could I choose against HOLA LOVERS and terrible rhyming?!

    Actually, I’m going to cast all that aside, and choose Matthew Lewis, because I believe it was his pictures that gave birth to the English Countryside Wartime Murder Mystery Nazi-Fighting Downton-esque TV Show And/Or Book that I MUST see before I die. :D

    Congratulations, H&J! You make me laugh whenever I read your site.

  423. Anne
    0

    Cate Blanchett

    Bonne Anniversaire!

  424. Kathryn F.
    +1

    Kruger! Gorgeous, interesting, Pacey. Win win win!

  425. Daffodil
    0

    I love Britney’s letters of truth, y’all. Happy blogiversary!

  426. Emma
    0

    Kate Middleton, because she can do no wrong!

  427. Kiyah
    0

    Random royals with salacious pasts and anyone wearing a Fancy Hat (Bonus: Bai Ling in a Fancy Hat!)

  428. Tara G
    0

    The Random Royals and their “so-scandalously-soapy-they-must-be-true” backstories.

    Happy birthday GFY!

  429. Michelle
    +1

    Diane Kruger. Mostly because of Pacey!

    Can’t believe it’s been nine years. BTW I found both books to be very fun reads – and I’m not just saying that :) great job y’all!

  430. Sondra
    0

    SWINTON.

    Also, any time that football is mentioned.

    Happy Anniversary!

  431. Jill Erwin
    0

    Bridgetta Tomarchio because the Snuffleupagus boots post still makes me laugh out loud four years later.

  432. Trina
    +1

    Emma Stone!

  433. Sami
    0

    Oh, no question – SWINTON.

  434. Patty S
    0

    Kate & Wills. And Royal Weddings.

  435. MJ
    0

    All you other celebrities, I’ma let your finish, but KANYE had the best caps-y posts of all time.

  436. Lynsey
    0

    I love love love love love all the posts about Kate the Duchess of Cambridge (and Wills and hey, even Harry, when they show up, as well!) Any royal weddings, I <3 them too. Oh, and any posts you guys make that include fascinators definitely fascinate me! Thanks for all the great reading material! Hugs to you both!

    Lynsey :)

  437. Marian de los Reyes
    0

    SWINTON!!!!!

  438. Ruth
    0

    Pippa Middleton. The Daily Fail’s lead article yesterday was about how Pippa can’t dress for sh!t. Hilarious.

  439. Annika Sampson
    0

    Cate Blanchett

  440.  Stephanie
    0

    I love any royal post, especially Kate Middleton.

  441. kate
    +1

    the peldons!!!!! what happened to them?

  442. Hope
    +1

    Chloe Sevigny. Please note that I spelled her name correctly. I think

  443. Sarah T
    0

    Happy 9th Birthday Fug Girls! You don’t look a day over 7 : )
    I love your royal family posts most of all – they never fail to make me smile.

  444. Chelsea
    0

    Kate Middleton! Or Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, if we’re being precise. :)

  445. Felicity
    0

    Any royals – I love the scandalous stories you have on them as well as fugging their outfits!

  446. Molly
    +1

    David Beckham. MY OVARIES!

  447. Susan
    +1

    J-law. because she is amazing

  448. Kate
    0

    Jennifer “Hola Lovers” Lopez

  449. PC
    0

    Mischa Barton!!

  450. Emmalee Coontz
    +1

    Emma Stone

  451. KP
    +1

    Emma Stone!

  452. Dawn
    0

    Jennifer Lopez!

  453. Kate
    0

    Prince Harry, because he always looks most beautiful through your eyes. And because he is never, ever fug.

  454. Amanda
    0

    Kate Middleton

  455. Sara
    0

    Rachel Bilson

  456. Gabi
    +1

    I of course love the royals (Kate/Wills/Harry especially) but I love it when the most random “celebs” are on the site! Katie Price! Phoebe Price! Bai Ling! Wherefore art tho Peldon sisters? etc. etc. Thanks for 9 awesome years Fug Girls – you are hands down my favorite bloggers on all of the interwebs :)

  457.  Donna
    +1

    Fine, make me admit it: Gwyneth.

  458. Julie
    +1

    Do the Hats of Ascot count as a celebrity? Or perhaps even the Hats of the English? I love those. I would go to all the movies they starred in.

    I used to love Paula Abdul posts the best, but she’s not around so much anymore. Now, well, I love all the ways you make fun of Brad Pitt’s facial hair, so I’m going with the Pitt.

  459. Susannah
    0

    Jordan/Katie Price.

  460. Edith
    +1

    The Peldons. I came to Fug Nation when they were your mascots, these completely ubiquitous unknowns who’d show up to the opening of can of soup. The world is a drearier place without them; would but that Courtney and Crispin Glover had lasted and were now on Baby 3 (Handin, Fitz Lyka, and Kidd), it would be a brighter Celebriverse.

  461. Rachel
    +1

    Gwyneth, because the comments are always great :-)

  462. Kim
    0

    J.Lo–I believe that she speaks exactly like the entries.

  463.  Katharine
    0

    I’ve got a soft spot for Hailee Steinfeld. I enjoy seeing Elle Fanning stomping around in her fugly platforms and engaging in pantalunacy with such aplomb.

  464. Rebecca
    +1

    PACEY!

  465. Lori
    0

    The Hamm

  466. Ana
    +1

    Keira Knightley :)

  467. Alyse Wood
    0

    KIM & KANYE ALL THE WAY!

  468. Nancy
    0

    Queen Elizabeth.

  469. Steph J
    +1

    SWINTON! SOLANGE! THE SEV! All of the Emmas! :)

  470. Sush
    0

    Nicole Kidman!

  471. Sarah
    0

    Congratulations GFY! You have been a constant source of amusement and awe for the 5 years I have been reading your blog (I’m only sorry I didn’t discover it sooner). My favourite person to see on your blog is Mayor Lavon Hayes. I do love me some Hart of Dixie, and your Fug the Show posts are seriously genius!

  472. Anneri
    0

    Royals! Any royals! Royal weddings!

    (OK, if I *have* to go with only one person, I’ll choose the Duchess of Cambridge.)

  473. AlisonC
    0

    I’m not sure if it correct to say he’s my favourite because it makes me feel like an old biddy but I love the posts about Justin Beiber. Now get off my lawn!

  474. Dom
    0

    Britney!

  475. Mems
    0

    Hola Fuggers…..Jennifer lopex of course!!! A secret obsession with La lopez makes your Hola Lovers post the highlight of my working day! Never a dull moment, be it fleeing from a Vampire Husband or skining Elmo for a Stage Costume. Ms. Lopez does not disappoint!

  476. Laura
    0

    Happy Birthday!
    My choice would have to be Kate Middleton, or any royal post at all. Weddings!

  477. Leigh
    0

    Random socialites from Monaco that are attending the wedding of Duke Fancypants of England.

  478. Victoria
    +1

    Emma Stone!

  479. Alf
    +1

    Diane Kruger! :)

  480. Elizabeth E.
    +2

    I’m going with J. Love Hewett–if only because it’s a sideways vote for all of the Fug the Fromage posts. Kind Touching for all.

  481. Jiji
    +2

    Bai Ling & Pacey aka Joshua Jackson

  482. Vic
    0

    Happy Birthday!
    Kate Middleton or Emma Stone.

  483. Monika
    0

    SWINTON! She’s so much cooler than us mortals.

    Happy birthday Fug Girls! Keep on blogging! :-) You’re delightful to read!

  484. Sandra
    +1

    Favourite in wacko:
    Lady Gaga

    Favourite in channeling:
    He hasn’t been out and about for a while, but my other fave is Kaiser Karl. More specifically him being channeled by the Fug girls, it always makes me laugh!

  485. Rosemary
    0

    Love it when there’s Princess Kate!!
    Btw, you have readers in India!! :) and by that I mean ME.

  486. Cristina
    0

    Britney Spears – because the commentary is hilarious!

  487. Mia House
    0

    I love The Artist Formerly Known as Kate Middleton and her impending spawn. I also like J Lo because she says ‘hola lovers!’. I would like to see more Alan Rickman, because…. what’s he been up to lately?

  488. Martha
    0

    I’d have to say Emma Watson, because I find her fashion choices (those I like AND those I dislike) to be really, really interesting.

  489. Amy
    0

    BLANCHETT.

  490. junibacken
    0

    I have to go with Kate Middleton. I know she never wears anything crazy or fug enough (and maybe that’s why I choose her? :D )

  491. junibacken
    0

    Kate Middleton, obvs.

  492. kendra
    0

    Phoebe price at Cannes is like Christmas! Or any other event she somehow herself invited to…

  493. Christina
    0

    Keira Knightley

  494. Kristen
    +1

    PACEY!

  495. Rachel
    +1

    Princess “Sadsack” Charlene, definitely. I love her Lifetime-movie-esque drama you narrate for us!

  496. Dana S.
    0

    The posts about Prince Harry never fail to make me lol!

  497. Alison
    +1

    I love Britney posts because the character you do for her is hilarious. Go outside, Britney! Need more letters of fug!

  498. Dyanna
    0

    It’s gotta be SWINTON.

  499. auntadadoom
    0

    SWINTON. For sure.

  500. LoLo
    0

    Without a doubt, Miley Cyrus, because she always fugs it out.
    Happy Happy Birthday with many more to come!!!

  501. Rebeccay!
    0

    Posh and Becks. Well, really, Becks and kids, but I appreciate that he’s a married man.

  502. MsTyped
    +1

    That would be Pheobe Price. Her crazy eyes are the perfect finishing touch for any look. Happy ninth guys!

  503. Meghan
    0

    SWINTON. (and probably JLaw, who is both fun and well-dressed and experimentative).

  504. Sarah
    0

    I love the J.Lo posts! Hola Lovers!

  505. Stephanie Skordas
    0

    Love me some “Hola, Lovers!” with J. Lo, but it’s always enchanting to see Prince Harry. I also enjoyed seeing Britney Spears “sweetcheetokisses” back in the day.

    Happy Bloggy Birthday @fuggirls!

  506. andnowyoutellme
    0

    BAI LING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Happy birthday, ladies. How can it be ten years of your fugulousness already?!

  507. Raychel
    0

    Truly good: Kate Middleton

    So bad it’s good: Solange Knowles!!

    Thank you for entertaining me at work for ten years!! :D

  508. Margo
    0

    Solange!

  509. Sarah P.
    0

    Carrie Underwood

  510. Amelia
    0

    Elisabeth Moss and Phoebe Price and Posh and Jordan/Katie Price (or whatever she is called now). Love all of them – good or fug.

  511.  Anissa
    +1

    Diane Kruger/Pacey!

  512. LJ Stubbs
    +1

    Jon Hamm.

  513. Susanna
    0

    Kat Graham!

  514. Challis
    0

    Has to be SWINTON, someone I’d probably necer get to gander at otherwise (which is sad and should be fixed)

  515. Sarah
    0

    SWINTON, Sevigny and Stella

  516. Meg B
    0

    Prince Harry.
    Prince Harry smiling.
    Prince Harry smiling and holding babies!
    Swoon

  517. Courtney Rock
    0

    Anything Royal Family … with a special shout out to Harry, and Kate!

  518. Nicole
    0

    Oh gosh, I’ve gotta say two because I’ve learned to appreciate them so much more because of GFY.

    They’re Swinton & Solange.

    And served with a side of Stella design fuggery because only one word ever suffices with her: WHAT?!

  519. Mariana
    0

    Tilda SWINTON

  520. AndersonickTK421
    0

    Kiki “Dr Sunken Tits” Dunst. Tara Reid was a very close runner up, but it’s lovely to see Kiki’s recent redemption on the very pages that provided that hilarious anagram moniker in days of yore.

    • Heather
      0

      I have to deflect blame/credit for that one — someone on the old Fametracker boards came up with it and we just shared it.

  521. Megan
    +2

    Kerry Washington!

  522. Sarah Boehle
    0

    Tilda Swinton!

  523. Jenny
    0

    chloe sevigny of course

  524. Kayla
    0

    The Royal trifecta: Duchess Kate, Prince William, & Prince Harry

  525. Danielle
    0

    I am always to see Liev Schreiber!!

  526. Chelsea
    0

    Solange, and also my future BFF Kate Middleton!

  527. Jessica
    0

    Diane Kruger. It’s usually interesting – good or bad. And, of course, Intern George from back when he was answering your mail.

  528. Jutta
    0

    I want to say SWINTON! or Diane Kruger or Solange or anyone who dresses interestingly, but in all honesty? My answer is Prince Harry, as it is to most questions.

  529. Jessica
    0

    Congratulations on 9 awesome years! My favorite posts would have to be any of the royal family posts, because I learn so much about the royal family and their drama. Plus, you always find the best photos of Harry looking adorable. If I have to pick one person, I would have to go with Kate because she always looks so stunning! It’s good inspiration to put more thought into my own outfits!

  530. hailey
    +1

    Emma Stone! Partially because of her face, but also because the fact that she seems so charming lets her pull off stuff others couldn’t.

  531. Jen
    0

    Prince Harry 4eva!!

  532. Ade
    0

    Kerry Washington

  533. Loren Eadie
    0

    Oh my goodness, so hard to choose…do I go with the horror fugs that make me laugh so hard I snort water through my nose or the awesome fabs that reaffirm my faith in the world?
    Ok decision time: The BIEBS. In addition to consistent guffaws, the Justin Bieber posts have really increased my vocabulary. Like the recent “swoopfant”, “biebwurst” (gross), and “permatwerp” (this last one I plan to use…a lot).
    Happy birthday, GFY!!

  534. TEL
    0

    Happy Birthday!! I always love seeing what Cate Blanchett comes up with.

  535. Katie
    0

    SWINTON all the way.

  536. Shruti
    0

    You said it was an easy one but I find it difficult to choose. I enjoyed Phoebe Price because WHO IS SHE? It was brilliant to see her pop up wearing weird things like a famous star, but one whose never been in anything.

  537. steph
    0

    Used to be Lady Gaga, lately it’s Duchess Kate!

  538. Marina
    0

    Kate Middleton!!

  539. Elise
    0

    Yes, prince Harry, always Prince Harry.

  540. Claire
    0

    Many happy returns!
    My pick is Kirsten Dunst – she doesn’t pop up much these days but there were a few crackers in the past. And her anagrammed name…very apt (at the time of usage).

  541. Megan Dawley
    0

    I MISS THE PELDONS. Bring back Brown Peldon!!!!

    Thank you for nine phenomenal years. You guys are, sincerely, the best.

  542. Maran
    0

    For my money, it is all about SWINTON! However, I’ve also enjoyed the recent “Dueling Diors” (Jennifer Lawrence and Marion Cotillard) coverage because that particular alliteration gives me big smiles.

  543. Amy
    0

    Happy birthday! I have to go with Duchess Kate–she always makes me smile.

  544. Marguerite
    0

    Blanchett, now and forever.

  545. H.C.
    +1

    Helen Mirren, because she gives all of us hope to be pretty & classy in our old age.

  546. M.W.
    0

    Feliz Cumpleanos, Lovers.

    Love our girl J.Lo.
    But Britney has a special
    Place in my heart too.

  547. J.R.
    0

    Bai Ling 4 Eva!

  548. drlemaster
    0

    There are many, but if I must choose one:

    SWINTON!

  549. Georgia
    0

    Jennifer Lawrence!

  550. jesscs
    0

    Phoebe Price or Meg Ryan

  551. Suzie
    +2

    Olympic Swimmer’s Abs probably doesn’t qualify, so Kate Middleton (with bonus Harry). Happy B-day GFY!

  552. Micaela
    +1

    PACEY 4EVA.

  553. Megan
    0

    Shoeless Thomas Jane, he’s been greatly missed in recent months.

  554. Michelle
    0

    I FEEL DEEPLY. (KANYE)
    ALSO I REALLY LIKE PYREX.

  555. DC365
    0

    SWINTON 4EVER!!!

  556. E.W.
    0

    Lately, Queen Elizabeth II and her fabulously coordinated outfits.

  557. Sammie
    +1

    It’s only happened twice, but I love seeing Viggo Mortensen here

  558. Tatiana
    0

    Happy 9th, Ladies!

    Any event with hats.

  559. Sara
    0

    Definitely Swinton. Or Chloe Sevigny! Definitely the kooks we love.

  560. Kimmy
    0

    Happy Anniversary! Like so many other readers, I’m going to have to go with Kate Middleton on this.

  561.  Vandalfan
    0

    Sweet Bai and Bai- Ling.

  562. tafkav
    0

    Happy anniversary!

    Coming from a small country in North Europe named Estonia, it always warms my heart to see anyone from around here, who has made it. Being it Mena Suvari (grandparent Estonian refugee), Anna Torv, Kerli, Johann Urb or any of the Eurovision singers. :-)

  563. Kristen
    0

    I do love seeing Prince Harry on the site, but Britney’s Letters of Truth regularly make me laugh out loud.

    Congrats, Heather and Jessica! Work would be a much more boring place without you!

  564. F
    +1

    Kanye – “MY GIRL AMBER OWNS FUG MADNESS 2010 LIKE I OWN THE RESPECT AND ADMIRATION OF MYSELF”
    Can’t ever get that out of my head!
    Hola Lovers would be a close second.

  565. Elizabeth Johnson
    0

    From one end of the spectrum to another: Duchess Kate and Lindsay Lohan

    • Elizabeth Johnson
      0

      PS – Is Intern George out getting your Costco birthday cake? I want a piece!

  566. Cara
    0

    I kind of miss the Peldons but nowadays I’m a sucker for anything with hats, Eurovision, or J. Lo.

  567. GeorgiaGirl
    0

    Katie Price! She amuses me to no end, bless her heart.

  568. ObliviouslyObservant
    0

    Obviously I have to go with SWINTON as the most awesome, with Kruger and Blanchett close behind as they all look amazing (most of the time) in things that us mere mortals could not wear.
    However, I also really enjoy Kanye’s CAPS and Fug the Fromage/Recaps. I have “watched” so many shows on this site.
    Thanks ladies for making me laugh! Happy Birthday!

  569. elissima
    0

    SWINTON! because she´s awesome!!!
    Happy Birthday :*

  570. Caitlin
    0

    Royals of any sort. But especially Kate, obvs.

  571. Eva
    0

    Do the Royals count as one celebrity? Because I always log onto GFY when I see that there has been an EVENT. I <3 Prince Harry's finger guns and the illicit love triangle you've crafted for him and Kate and Wills. The Queen is ever so delightful and I just adore the way Kate dresses. Even non-British royals are entertaining, like the travails of Princess Sadface or the cray that goes on at royal weddings. Happy 9 years of fugging! My workday would be so sad without you.

  572. torrinpaige
    0

    Even though I already own both of these books (seriously I am so proud of you two – you have no idea) I’m just gonna say that I miss the Peldons. Whither have they gone? Courtney & Brown have been MIA for SO LONG!

  573. Lori
    0

    Solange, because holy crackers, did that kid turn it around!

  574. Blythe
    0

    Chloe Sevigny!

  575.  AEMom
    0

    I love all the posts that have all the various royal families. Entertaining AND informative. You two ladies rock!

  576. cc
    0

    Solange!

  577. rax
    0

    Keira Knightley!

  578. Kate
    0

    Brynne Edelsten

  579. Jo
    0

    The Ginger Prince, HRH himself, Harry :)

  580. Candace
    0

    Phoebe Price. She hardly ever crops up, but never fails to make me giggle.

  581. Rosa
    0

    So hard to choose just one. But if I have to–SWINTON.

  582. Natalie
    0

    I have to choose Justin Bieber, because your commentary of those awful diaper pants pretty much made my year. I don’t even have words for how much those articles crack me up.

  583. Jen
    +1

    HOLA LOVERS! Jennifer Lopez

  584. MaryAnne
    0

    I have so many favorites in sub-categories – Kate Middleton in “Well Played” and Dallas in “Fug the Show” – but for overall best in show, I gotta go with “Hola Lovers” … so outrageously funny and yet they ring so true that sometimes I forget that JLo didn’t actually say those things!

  585. Nicole
    0

    The Swinton.

    Great pictures. Always interesting and always leads you guys to wax poetic.

  586. Amanda
    0

    The cast of Girls. Zosia Mamet, in particular. She’s got ‘you know what? this salad dressing doesn’t need lemon juice, after all.’ inducing red-carpet-face.

  587. HC
    0

    Kate Middleton! And her perfect closet. And hair. And brother-in-law (in looks, anyway).

  588. Janey
    0

    I like seeing the obscure British celebrities that you guys have to resort to Wikipedia to know anything about! I don’t know why but it always gives me a kick to see Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon pop up next to the likes of Emma Watson and SWINTON!

  589. sleigh
    0

    Hola, Lovers! JLo

  590. Jen H
    0

    Since Fug the Fromage is not a person, I used to love to see some of the early ultra crazies like the Peldon sisters! Courtney with Brown in tow!

  591. Melanie Woodall
    +1

    Pacey – because, well, it’s Pacey (aka Josh Jackson)

  592.  Christina
    0

    Nina Dobrev because she’s not always out and about, so it’s a treat to see her (I know you didn’t need a reason, but oh well!).
    Also, I would love a signed copy of Messy (I got my Spoiled signed in SF a few years ago on my birthday when you guys were here!) even though I already own it. That’s how much I love you guys! Congrats on NINE years!!!

  593. Nora
    0

    Jennifer Lawrence!

  594. Sandra
    0

    It’s a tough call, but I am going to have to go with Duchess Kate and her guys, whose every appearance results in a happy combination of generally excellent clothes and hilarious commentary. But pretty much anything you narrate makes my day, and I get a kick out of every Fug the Show, Eurovision, and skating competition.

    Happy, happy blogiversary, and congrats on Messy’s debut in paperback! Both books are a delight!

  595. Michelle
    0

    Kate Middleton. But I laugh the hardest whenever the people in the photos are having imagined dialogue with each other. Congratulations to you!

  596. BooBooNinja
    0

    Tilda Swinton. :)

  597. leah
    0

    I love them all or a lot of them anyway but the only one I never skip over is Kate!

  598. Helen
    0

    Emma Watson!

  599. I
    0

    Jennifer Lopez,just because of the HOLA LOVERS thing :)
    Happy b-day

  600. Meghan
    0

    I’m gonna have to go with Swintonly played, Tilda Swinton. Happy Anniversary – y’all are still my favorite site to visit and I come here daily to smile and laugh. Mazeltov!

  601. Amanda Gould
    0

    There are so many over the years, the Peldons, Britney’s letters of truth, HOLA LOVERS J-Lo, all the Royals(especially Sadface), but if I had to pick only one, it has to be SWINTON. Love you guys, happy blogiversabirth :)

  602. Colleen Patten
    0

    SWINTON!!!

  603. Sarah
    0

    Happy blogiversary!

    I think my favourite is Yeezus because of the rhyming.

  604.  LibraryChick
    0

    SWINTON is #1 in my heart, but my runners-up in no particular order would be Sharon Stone, Lucy Liu, Dame Helen, and Cate Blanchett.

  605. Sara
    0

    Emma Watson! Almost always cute!

  606. Gina
    0

    Emma Stone! (Even though she often has a case of the almost-but-just-not-quite.)

  607. Chelsea
    0

    Gotta be Jennifer Lawrence, that girl got style!

  608. Sarah
    0

    Oh, it has to be LiLo — because you loved her so, were so caring when she fell, and fell, and fell…and because you still call her out as a hot mess.

  609. zoë
    +1

    As a new addict of the show, I am really loving the Pretty Little Liars fashion recaps. Young starlet clothing mishaps are superb.

  610. Maryn
    0

    Kate Middleton! Always Kate Middleton.

  611. understateddiva
    +1

    I like the Man Fugs and the Fugs and Fabs of fashion shows! So I’m going to combine the two by saying Karl Lagerfeld.

  612. María
    0

    La López, not for her but for your inspired writing.

  613. Kathleen
    0

    The most obscure famous one out there-Phoebe Price.

  614. a
    0

    The Royals especially Kate

  615. Lindsay
    0

    Happy 9th Birthday, beautiful children!

    And more Britney, and her Cheetos-loving, weave-wearing, not-so-fabulousness. Always. BritBrit foreva!

  616. Gray
    0

    Absolutely Alan Cumming. That man brings it. Every time.

  617. Adrianne Myers
    0

    Swinton!!

  618. Sheila Miller
    +1

    J-Lo. Purely for the “HOLA LOVERS” monologues.

  619.  Erika Lee
    0

    Emma Watson!!

  620. Helena
    0

    Kate Middleton and the Princes. Who doesn’t love them?!

  621. Steph
    0

    Britney Spears–the letter of truth is just so funny!

  622. Eliza
    0

    Britney

  623. angrynikki
    0

    The Sev!

  624. Melanie
    0

    It is so hard to choose just one, so I’m going to have to go with just all the royals coverage in general. Amazing coats, clothes, jewelry, Kate’s hair, handsome Harry – what’s not to love?!

  625. Shel in SoCal
    +1

    I totally have a girl-crush on Jennifer Lawrence…

  626. Lehan Zhang
    0

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt

  627. Mary
    0

    The Swinton, of course!

  628. Ashley Kei
    0

    I’m always glad to see Diane Kruger, because she usually comes with a complimentary side of Joshua Jackson.

  629. Scott in Sydney
    0

    Along with many others it WAS to going to say the ever fabulous Swinton…

    But lets shake it with Zachary Quinto for some BoyFug.

    Happy anniversary!

  630. Chelsey
    0

    It’s a toss up between the Random Royals (the hats!) and Jessica Chastain (I know she can do SO much better!).

  631. Elizabeth
    0

    Figure skaters! All the fun of Fug the Fromage + sequins + Thrill of Victory + Agony of Defeat (also long slide show) = best procrastination ever.

  632. Urvi
    0

    Finding a reason to squeeze in Pacey whenever possible!

  633. Melissa
    0

    Katerina Graham

  634. Frederick Leidemer
    0

    Bai Ling, because I think she is beautiful.

  635. Leo Stedul
    0

    RIHANNA

  636. Jackie
    0

    Kim Kardashian
    sad but true…

  637. Kimbur
    0

    Uncle Karl and his always sage advice.

  638. Joanna Chan
    0

    Jennifer Lopez. Hola Lovers!

  639. Amy
    0

    Bai Ling. crazy outfits AND delightfully cracked-out commentary about her multiple personalities, what’s not to love?

  640. Demi Avdalis
    0

    Kate Middleton, Kanye and Jennifer Lawrence!

  641. Kristin
    0

    Kate Middleton

  642. Lara
    0

    I’d have to go with Kate Middleton.. not because I necessarily love all her fashion choices, but because it’s always interesting to see how she dresses (slash.. is dressed) in her role as princess. Sometimes it’s hideous. Often it’s not. And I do love imagining Kate’s life. SWINTON she is not, but Kate does have the nicest hair in the royal family.

  643. Della
    0

    That poetic demi-gloved rapscallion, the Kaiser!

  644. Milly
    0

    THE SWINTON!

  645. Katy Langille
    0

    I love seeing Nina Dobrev! She’s always so fab!

  646. mmmwright
    0

    SWINTON!

  647. Rachel
    0

    J-LO! and then of course Britney, and back in the day Paris Hilton. I am sensing a theme here – which is that pretty much anytime y’all write the dialogue for a celebrity I cannot stop laughing! Happy blogoversary!

  648. pgw
    0

    HOLA LOVERS! Jennifer Lopez, claro.

  649. Mary
    0

    PRINCE HARRY!

  650. sjg
    0

    The royals and entourage, especially in hats.

  651. Delia
    0

    Kat Graham

  652. Anne
    0

    SWINTON. She is a treasure.

  653. scone
    0

    Very tough to pick just one. I love the PACEY appearances in Diane Kruger posts. I love all the royal coverage, especially Prince Harry and Princess Sadface. I miss the elusive Peldons.

    But if I had to pick just one, it was the original Letters of Fug series from Britney.

  654. BeeBeeEe
    0

    BAI LING FTW

  655. Rachel
    0

    Kate Middleton and the Royals!!!

  656. Barbara
    0

    Anything with dialogue, really – I’ll go with Jennifer Lopez, but do miss Britney.

  657. Sherry
    0

    I also vote SWINTON.

    Thank you for existing.

  658.  Mia
    0

    You guys are my most favorite, and I’m interested in everyone you feature, but I’ll say that my favorite for today anyway is Kate Middleton and the boys because they are just so darn appealing and good looking!

  659. Nicole McIlroy Steeves
    0

    Bai Ling

  660. Amanda
    0

    Can my celebrity = Royal Events? I love it when you give me the dirt on random royals. If not, then Ellen Page…I love her!

  661. Allie
    0

    Emma Stone.

  662. Lauren Espineli
    0

    Jennifer Lawrence. J.Lawr is an infinite delight and her slim, curviness is VERY aspirational.

  663. Lori
    0

    tina fey

  664. rachel
    0

    boobs legsly!

  665. Shawna
    0

    Pacey!

  666. Carmen
    0

    Can I lump all the royal in as one celebrity? No? Then I guess Kate Middleton, if I have to choose. But JLo comes a close second, because your commentary is hilarious.

  667. Emily
    0

    Always, always Swinton! But Cate Blanchett is pretty great, too.

  668. Glenn
    0

    The Nicole Kidman.

  669. whyohwhy
    0

    Intern George of course

  670. Eva
    0

    SWINTON, followed closely by Chloe Sevigny!

  671. Brenda
    0

    The royals as a whole, but especially Harry. No, Kate. No… Harry.

  672. Tiffany
    0

    Jennifer Lawrence, because she is perfect, even that time she wore pantagoons.

    Happy birthday, you guys!

  673. LaurieRoz
    0

    Queen Elizabeth – I just love looking at Gramma Betty pics!!!

  674. Stephanie B
    0

    The Prince Harry coverage is my favorite! Love the Kate Middleton + royal hat ones too!

  675. Jen B.
    0

    Princess Sadface and the lovely Duchess!!

  676. Donna
    0

    The royals and their crazy hats!

  677. Anna
    0

    Prince Harry and random cute babies!

  678. Kendra
    0

    Can’t go wrong with Intern George.

  679. Amy C
    0

    Magazine covers. I love when my checkout line disapproval is validated.
    And any snazzy man in suit.

  680. Maea Lenei Buhre
    0

    Anjelina Jolie :) Happy Birthday!

  681. Jen
    0

    I LOVE royal wedding coverage. Any royal, any country :)

  682. Leah
    0

    Oh, Kate Middleton, for sure. And her hair.

  683. Elizabeth
    0

    Prince Harry. There are oh, so very many, but my all time favorite has to be Prince Harry. Specifically, the Royal Wedding post about Pippa Middleton, where the Fug Girls speculated that here was the moment that Harry decided, “Damn, I might break me off a piece of that later today.”

    I love your blog, and I have loved it for years and years and years. I think I first stumbled across it on the day of its third birthday, so that would be 2007? I’m not positive. But I remember this was during the run-up to the publication of The Fug Awards, and I seethed when I could not get a copy. I have looked forward to this blog every day it has posted since then, and I missed it once–the day in 2011 I was under freaking anesthesia. I caught up, on my phone, the next day–it was Fugs and Pieces and Heidi Fleiss had a show about parrots. I never saw the show and I don’t really know a whole lot about the rest of that post (because, come on, anesthesia), but I remember Heidi Fleiss and her damn parrots.

    I love you guys. Fug long and prosper!

  684. Melissa
    0

    Cate Blanchette.

    GFY brightens my day. Happy Birthday!

  685. linda
    0

    Helena Bonham Carter – bring on the crazy

  686. Lauren J
    0

    Kerry Washington! – Always interesting but feminine

  687. Michelle
    0

    Duchess Kate Middleton!

  688. Laura
    0

    Congratulations Heather and Jessica, I can’t believe you’ve been brightening up my day for 9 years already. So many fantastic posts, I kinda miss celebrity skeeze watch. The phrase that truly makes my heart sing though is “Hola Lovers” so I guess J-Lo has to be my pick for favourite fuggee

  689. Sarah
    0

    Tempted to say Diane Kruger because I love everything she wears, but in terms of seeing things on THIS site, with your commentary, it has to be Miley Cyrus.

  690. Rachel
    0

    Cate Blanchett

  691. Sho
    0

    Miley!

  692. Alison S
    0

    Anne Hathaway – she’s the epitome of fug or fab, never inbetween!

  693. Cyndy Mayer Smith
    0

    Kate Middleton and the Royals

  694. Kevin
    0

    Britney, because “HEY Y’ALL!” always makes me smile

  695. BigTex
    0

    Robert Downey, Jr.

  696. Tess
    0

    Prince Harry – whenever he’s up on a Monday, I know the week will be fabulous. Also, bonus favorite: Letters of Truth from Britney

  697. Sarah
    0

    Diane Kruger, especially accompanied by Pacey.

  698. Erica
    0

    Karl Lagenfeld. I do so enjoy his fashion monologues.

  699.  Merle
    0

    Definitely Tilda Swinton.

  700. Jill
    0

    Ke$ha – her brand of style-crazy delights me. :)

  701. Emily
    0

    Bai Ling, obviously.

  702. Roxann
    0

    Chloe Sevigny

  703. Ginette
    0

    Always love to see Marion Cotillard

  704. Morgan
    0

    BAI LING! Always and forever.

  705. Rachel
    0

    Any royal person!

  706. Jen P.
    0

    Emma Stone for edgy fashion and general awesomeness, Princess Kate for classiness and perfect hair, and Pacey for, well, being Pacey.

  707. Leah
    0

    Britney Spears!

  708. Siobhan Dobson
    0

    Lea Michele. She’s not quite as bad now as she was in the early days of Glee but your commentary on all her ridiculous poses never fails to crack me up.

  709. LisaJo885
    0

    It’s all about the adorable Prince Harry for me.

  710. Colleen
    0

    Helen Mirren

  711. Amberoni13
    0

    Jennifer Hola Lovers Lopez. Or maybe Kanye. No, Jennifer. No. Kanye.

    Jenikan.

    Kanifer – which is almost a real word.

    Justin Beiber. The awfulnes is too funny. (Unless it starts spreading. Then I’m going to need to tap out on that one.)

  712. C.
    0

    The Girls girls. Zosia Mamet if I had to choose just 1.

  713. msalexandrae
    0

    THE SEV.

    (It must be said that I do also quite love the galleries of Australian “celebrities” at the Melbourne Cup or the Logies as validation of my Australian shame. Look into the Brownlow Medal.)

  714. Meg Ryan Lyb
    0

    Seeing pictures of Leigh Lezark doing her Lezark thang is SO much more exciting than not seeing pictures of Leigh Lezark.

  715. Shreya S
    0

    Jenifer Lawrence
    Happy Birthday GFY!

  716. Esme
    0

    Zosia Mamet

  717. ilana
    0

    randomly enough, salma hayek, years ago you posted a well played of hers, an outfit with a red ribbon belt, and i’ve loved seeing her nail it ever since

  718. Sam M
    0

    J. Lo! Hola Lovers!!

    But it was a tough battle with Hi Y’all….Oh Britney…sigh…

  719. Anna Kunz
    0

    J Lo…makes me laugh out loud every time. its awesome.

  720. Mel
    0

    Chloe Grace Moretz! Truly adorabe!

  721. Patty
    0

    Bai Ling, who else!?

  722. AwesomeJen
    0

    JLaw <3

  723. NBT
    0

    Any member of the British aristocracy/Royal family–the more obscure the better. Slideshow posts: ESPECIALLY enjoyable. The recent wedding post with various wealthy aristocrats in tails and Prince Harry’s bad-news-but-babelicious new girlfriend was one of my all time faves. You guys rock, congrats & happy birthday/anniversary!

  724. Chloe
    0

    J. Lo

  725. laneybot
    0

    My vote for favourite goes to the Eurovision contestants: those slideshows NEVER (in all the 8 or so years I’ve been following along) fail to make me literally laugh aloud.

    Happy birthday, ladies! And here’s to many, many more!

  726. felisa rogers
    0

    Happy Anniversary and thanks for the entertainment! Speaking of entertainment, I gotta go with Katy Perry just for wtf factor.

  727. Rachel
    0

    The Duchess Catherine, always and forever.

  728. maggie
    0

    SWINTON – 100% amazing at all times!

  729. Suzy Q
    0

    Happy Anniversary, loves!

    This is a tough task you ask of us. I love Britney’s Letters of Truth. And JLo’s Hola, lovers! messages. And then, there’s SWINTON.

    But, the one “celebrity” you have introduced me to, whom I never would have heard of, is Phoebe Price. She is absolutely and unquestionably priceless, in every way.

    Now, send Intern George over to snuggle with me for a bit.

    @suzyquzey

  730. Laura
    0

    Gotta go with the Kardashian family because I like seeing all the ways you can put Fug in their names.

  731. MartyB
    0

    The Beckhams!

  732. MissTee
    0

    PACEY!

    Uhh…I mean Diane Kruger’s bf.

  733. Alison
    0

    Princess Charlene. The RPF you write about her cracks me up, especially when it involves Prince Harry “rescuing” her.

  734. EG1972
    0

    J. Lo cracks me up! Thanks for chance to win!

  735. Lelia Cady
    0

    Chloe Sevigny

  736. Bee
    0

    Emma Watson!

  737. Valeria Prosperi
    0

    Hayley Williams. She rocks my world.

  738. Brandon Gavin
    0

    Bai Ling because COME ON but JLo is close second “Hola lovers!”

  739. Sara
    0

    The British royal trio (Kate, Wills, and Harry).

  740. Jessica Latack
    0

    Bey, natch.

  741. Alameda Peg
    0

    Another vote for the royals, especially Kate!

  742. Lissette Gómez
    0

    Emma Watson!

  743. Lauren
    0

    truly, it’s a toss-up between princess kate and JLO’s “hola lovers!” letters. but i’m never sad to see pacey (ahem, joshua jackson). bon anniversaire! :)

  744. Amanda
    0

    Hey y’all it’s Britney!

  745. Mariam
    0

    SWINTON!

    i literally clap with glee every time i see her picture.

  746. NDWT
    0

    If I have to pick a person, it’s Kristen Stewart and her awkward, dirty brand of fame. My favorite hands down, though, are your show recaps. I only watch about two of the shows you feature, but I read-and love-them all.

  747. Jillian
    0

    Jennifer Lawrence

  748. Chrissy
    0

    I will forever love Bai Ling.

  749. Kendra
    0

    SWINTON!

    (She is actually my second choice, but the Peldon sisters haven’t been out in YEARS. I miss them.)

  750. Nicole C.
    0

    Prince Harry for sure.

  751. jc
    0

    Bai Ling!! forever and EVER!!!!!!!

  752. Deborah
    0

    Swinton! I’m addicted to her crack-tackular style.

    Thanks for your consistently entertaining and elucidating posts. I’ve learned from you, and enjoyed every visit to GFY. Carry on.

  753. Rebekah Philson
    0

    Miley! Can’t help but love her

  754. Rach
    0

    SWINTON. Always. Congratulations on 9 years – are we really that old?