Fug File: Tony Awards

Tony Awards: Fugs and Fabs of the Rest

Well, they look about as stoked about this as I am. Remember, Leighton, Blair Waldorf was nothing if not an extremely polished salesman.

Let’s open this up, too, into a discussion of the Tony-nominated performances and plays. How did everyone feel about the winners? Do we think the likes of Bryan Cranston and Neil Patrick Harris should have won, or were they rewarded for the heft of their celebrity? That’s an honest question — I am sure both are fabulous in their roles, but I’m always curious about the allure of the crossover star when it comes to doling out these trophies. As much as it would be fun to vote in one of these things, though, ultimately I don’t envy the process of choosing, EXCEPT for how often it means I would get to go to the theatre. Man, I would be there ALL THE TIME. “Yeah, you know what, can I just go to A¬†Gentleman’s Guide To Love and Murder ONE more time? I’m REALLY TORN, YOU GUYS.”

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Tony Awards Kookily Played: Fran Drescher

It’s my understanding that Fran Drescher is in Cinderella on Broadway.

But I think we can all agree that she’s wasted on any stage except that most noble of places: Eurovision. Although the harsh realities of geography bar us from competing, at the very least she could host the BBC America coverage that REALLY OUGHT TO HAPPEN AHEM PEOPLE GET ON IT. I can just hear her and, say, Anderson Cooper, dissecting the symbolism and pageantry of fire cannons, and who was too preachy and who was too sappy and whether there was enough eye-banging from the plaintive ballad singers, amid her dramatic readings of the English-translated lyrics. Suddenly the Polish entry this year feels incomplete without this experience.

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Tony Awards Fug Carpet: Idina Menzel in Zac Posen

I am ashamed of what I’m about to do, but it’s RIGHT THERE for the taking, so here goes:

Idina Menzel in Zac Posen at the Tony Awards

This seams on that thing are a worse botch-job than Adele Dazeem. ZING. TIP YOUR SERVER. Don’t order the soup.

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Tony Awards Bummerly Played: Audra McDonald in Escada

Audra McDonald won a record sixth Tony Award — and wept really touchingly while doing it — and so I’m very sad she didn’t look as regal as her legacy.

Audra McDonald, Tony Awards

If you have just woken up in your home to breakfast in your Marimekko bed cooked by a dashing suitor, then yes, tuck that thing around yourself and dive in and enjoy. [Edited to be clearer: like the pattern a lot, don't care for the way it fits; I don't think it's working with her.] But when you are at the Tony Awards… at least look like you aren’t showing up wearing yesterday’s hair.

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Tony Awards Fug Carpet: Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dolce & Gabbana

When she came out on the Tony stage, this just looked so silly and clunky on her.

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Tony Awards, Dolce & Gabbana

It’s better on the red carpet, but that hem is killing me with looking like it’s from a party store, and the whole enterprise has me concerned that The Lion King and War Horse have paved the way for a live-action Trumpet of the Swan. As stirred as we might all be by John Mayer hopping on the musical train with numbers like “Your Blackboard Is A Wonderland,” “Bigger Than My Swan Boat,” and “Why, Voicebox,” I might prefer to let that classic live on the page.

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Tony Awards Bomer Carpet: Matt Bomer as Matt Bomer in Things Matt Bomer Is Wearing

Because it’s Monday, and because I love you and want you to have nice things:

Our beloved Intern George is getting married, and has a poor attendance record. We might be hiring at GFY HQ, Matt. I’m just saying.

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Tony Awards: Fugs and Fabs and Hmms

It’s time to montage some of these people — we have a Swedish royal wedding to get to, people.

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