Fug File: Tony Awards

Tony Awards Unfug or Fab: Rose Byrne in Delpozo


This almost looks like it could be the back of the dress.

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Or maybe I just WISH it were the back of the dress, because I find zippers down the front of a snug-fitting gown are never the most flattering choice — and worse, tend to turn into roller-coasters. after about fifteen minutes of sitting, standing, scooting out limos, walking, and shifting. Hers isn’t too crazy, but the night was still young at this point. I don’t know. I’d rather keep the bodice and reimagine the skirt, because for my money, she is working hard but the dress is hardly working.

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Tony Awards Fairly Well Played Carpet: Carey Mulligan in Balenciaga


Carey Mulligan: CURRENTLY FOOLING NO ONE:

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Not that I think she necessarily is trying to fool anyone; she probably just doesn’t feel the need to announce to People or whomever that she’s got a Mumford-Mulligan in the oven, and obviously that’s her Celebrity Prerogative. (I just like confirmation when I am RIGHT about people’s Suspected Impending Babies, that’s all. I totally figured out one of my coworkers’ pregnancies back in the day when I had an office job, basically right off the bat. “I KNOW YOU KNOW,” she said, when she told me, which was terrifically satisfying because I love to be correct. I figured out my AP Euro history teacher was pregnant early on when I was 15. I am proud of my Super Weirdo Pregnancy Psychic Skills is all, you guys. IT’S ALL I HAVE. IT’S MY ONE SKILL.) Anyway, potential babies aside: I like this on her, I think. It’s very basic, but the color is delightful and the bracelets are divine. I’m watching an episode of Friends as I write this, and Joey and Chandler are fighting about bracelets, and I’m just so glad Carey and I don’t have to argue about her accessories.

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Tony Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Men


I wish Taye Diggs would get EVERY party started, on this website and in life.

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Tony Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Ashley Greene in Jason Wu


I feel like even Ashley Greene has got to be like, “no, I don’t know why I got invited to the Tonys either!”

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She attended the event with Jason Wu, who designed this dress, and I would imagine that they were both there at the Behest of Wintour (or, at least, that he was, and she’s his new muse or something), and again I must say: Why is this happening, even? This is not the CDFAs. This is the Tonys. And I have no sentimental attachment to the Tonys at all — they are the one awards show I rarely even watch, although I enjoy The Theatre very much indeed, and I always like the live performances when I see them — but I don’t know that drafting Anna to turn the red carpet into Just Another Vogue Production is going to get America Super Jazzed About The Tonys.  And I don’t know I personally am Super Jazzed about this dress on her AT ALL.

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Tony Awards Well Played: Kelli O’Hara


“I did it!”

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“I survived Peter Pan Live, AND lived to win a Tony Award. THE DAY IS MINE.”

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Tony Awards Fug or Fab: Amanda Seyfried in Oscar de la Renta


This feels vaguely related to the Rodarte that she wore to the CFDA Awards last week:

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She’s just really into cocktail-length quasi-metallic frocks that would also make amazing wrapping paper right now, okay? CAN SHE LIVE? The truth is, though, that I kind of enjoyed that dress and I ALSO kind of enjoy this one. I would note, in fact, that I like it better on her than I did when I saw it on the runway. But it also feels like the sort of dress you enjoy when you just briefly zip past it on the way to the open bar and NOT when you sit down and really start to think about it too hard. So take off to the bar, Amanda, and move fast.

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Tony Awards Fugs and Fabs: Kristin Chenoweth and Alan Cumming


“I dare you, Vogue. I DARE YOU.”

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