Fug File: super(and unsuper)models

Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Miranda Kerr and Malin Akerman


Remember when Jared Leto got up to accept his award, and talked about waxing his body for Dallas Buyers Club, and his relief at not doing a Brazilian, and how women in the audience probably knew what he meant? I can think of one person who probably did:

I keep wanting to call this Divorce Thigh, but it’s also Divorce Groin. As that whole sport goes, I think Divorce Bangs are the one I prefer. (Side note: Do we think Pucci paid Donatella Versace a royalty for this design? I wonder if there was a rise in people Googling “Elizabeth Hurley safety pin.”)

Divorce Nudity, by the way, was going around:

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Well Played, Naomi Campbell


I love you, Naomi:

Gorgeous color, gorgeous cape, and of course she figures out a way to make sure it’s blowing out behind her. Personally, I like to think there is a person huddled behind it, whose job title is Cape Hobbit. That person will one day write an amazing book.

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Fugs, Fabs, and WTFs: The Victoria’s Secret Afterparty


It’s time for us all to go on model overload. And, fair warning: some of these women look like the trauma of strutting around in a giant dreamcatcher broke the part of their brain where good sartorial decisions are made. In other words: SOME OF THIS IS REAL BAD.

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Fabs and WTFs: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show


All I know is, whenever I go into my local Victoria’s Secret, they’re always fresh out of giant feathered headpieces. It’s incredibly irritating. (PS: Here, as in the Taylor Swift piece below, be scantily clad ladies.  Bear that, and the possibility of your boss wandering up behind you while you look at them, as you read.)

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Well Played: Taylor Swift at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (with an assist from various models)


First and foremost: The marriage of Taylor Swift and Victoria’s Secret feels so natural, now that I think about it. Sure, they sell underwear and she’s Taylor Swift, who never, THANK YOU JESUS, has been known for flashing us hers. But Taylor Swift’s fans are TOTALLY shopping at Victoria’s Secret. They are wearing cute Pink brand undies right NOW. That’s not a diss — I own plenty of Victoria’s Secret knickers myself — but it is a fact. The VS/TS demographic overlap must be huge. So it’s good news that she looked totally cute headlining their fashion show last night.

PS: As I will note in the post about the show itself (up next), as you might imagine, there are some women in bizarre underwear configurations inside this here slideshow, so if you’re at work….call everyone over to your desk? I don’t know your office.

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Fugs and Fabs: Glamour Women of the Year, Part 2


Good lord, what had that bird EATEN?

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