Fug File: super(and unsuper)models

What The Fug: Chrissy Teigen in I Can’t Even


Granny panties, a see-through skirt, and a poorly draped top that puts the “ow” in luau?

Chrissy Teigen (1)

Looks like someone has a raging case of the Kimyes. Beyonce was right to skip the wedding, they clearly don’t have a vaccine for this yet.

anyone want to see the back?

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CFDAs Well Played: Coco Rocha in Christian Siriano


I love Coco. She is never not modeling.

Coco Rocha at the CFDAs in Christian Siriano (2)

This could be the cover of one of those obscure regional lifestyle magazines that only ever pop up on coffee tables in fertility clinics, or really nice dentist offices, or hotel rooms, where you look at it and think, “THAT is not my lifestyle. WHY is that not my lifestyle?!?”

It’s just as glorious in full:

hooray for drama

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Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic


There were a LOT of women at this event who are wearing a version of that great white lace dress Kate wore in Australia (which is apparently available at the end of the month,if you’re in need of one). And also a lot of cute wedges and sunglasses.

[Photos: Getty]

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Stuff We Missed Along The Way


Cannes is so sprawling that there’s always stuff that slips through our fingers while we’re busy swooning over Blake Lively’s big skirts. Mostly herein are models, but as you can see, we’ve also got Naomi Watts — plus some Robert Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, various models, and Sophia Loren. We’ll cover the closing ceremony separately, in… whatever glory it deserves.

[Photos: Getty]

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amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 2


I would like to point out that — in a feat that rarely, if ever, happens — I correctly called this. However, the caveat is that I think I tried to call almost all those dresses for Heidi Klum, and that dilutes my success here somewhat.

[Photos: Getty, WENN]

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amfAR Fug Carpet: Anne V


Oh, sweet child:

The V jokes write themselves.

[Photo: Getty]

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