Fug File: super(and unsuper)models

Unfug or Fab: Cara Delevingne in Saint Laurent

I keep flip-flopping on this, because as usual, Cara Delevingne is bringing her model mojo to the outfit.

cara delevingne paper towns premiere

Ultimately, I’m going with: I wish it were a sparkly gunmetal mini without the continental divide. It just looks too much like an attempted limousine sexcapade caught a literal snag.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Cara-ly Played, Cara Delevingne

I was complaining on Twitter the other day with a friend of ours about why the Paper Towns poster makes it look like the story of two people who eat hair.

cara delevingne paper towns

Like, how do they expect to find the missing mysterious Margo if half the DNA evidence is in their stomachs? Also, why are you covering up the face of the woman you hired specifically because she has that face (recognizable, striking, trendier-than-thou)? Look at her. Sigh. The outfit itself here is fine – noteworthy mostly for keeping with the Cara’s Legs theme of this entire junket — but as usual she’s giving it some special spice that gives us a reason to look twice. And hey, we can all be grateful she’s not making a metastatement about media circuses by wearing these pants again. Hooray for small mercies.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Paris Couture Week Vogue Party

We’ve already eyeballed Miss Chrissy Teigan, but let’s look at everyone else who popped over to this shindig.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet,


Fug Sync Battle: Chrissy Teigen in Armani

When most people’s Laura Ashley curtains become threadbare and grow a lean streak of mildew, they get thrown in the trash.

Paris Fashion Week: Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015/2016 - Vogue Party

When it happens to Chrissy Teigen, she thinks, “Awesome! Monday night on the town SORTED.”

And if you’re curious, yes, we do have an undergarment in play:

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Fugs and Fabs: The amfAR “Intimate Dinner”

In which some of these people appear to have been asked to wear their intimates. Reading is hard.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


Fugs and Fabs: The Serpentine Gala

As ever, this party is chockablock with models and legitimately interesting outfits. Thank you for keeping it fancy this past weekend, London, while those of us in the United States rolled around in our cut-offs.


Fug or Fab the Cover: Cara Delevingne on Vogue, July 2015

Did anyone have Cara in the pool? It occurs to me that casting her in your movie DOES seem like a stroke of marketing genius if you’re interested in getting that movie covered by Vogue.

[Photos: Vogue]