Fug File: super(and unsuper)models

Fugs and Fabs: Attendees of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Is it a law that you can’t show up to this thing dressed very normally? Taylor Swift probably almost got herself arrested for being so comparatively sane.

[Photos: Splash, Getty]


Fabs and WTFs: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2014

This is, as ever, totally ridiculous, wholly over the top, kind of fun, and somewhat NSFW depending on how your boss feels about bras.

As a kind moderator-ly note before we get into all the WINGS WINGS ON THE SIDE OF FACE stuff, I’m going to ask that everyone please refrain from going to a place of “eat a cheeseburger!” with regard to the models. Thanks in advance!

[Photos: AKM/GSI, vantagenews.co.uk, INFphoto.com]


Fugs and Fabs: Models at the British Fashion Awards

We should make up a Model Wardrobe Bingo card for these sorts of things. “Sheer with hotpants” is obviously the center square.

[Photos: AKM/GSI, Splash, Vantage.co.uk]


Fugs and Fabs: The CFDA Awards


*SEE? Not an Urban Fug Legend. “Don’t forget to go back and write the intro to that post, Jessica,” I told myself. BUT I DID FORGET. And now, Fug Nation, I am leaving for you here the rare but real “I ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHED ‘words’ POST.” I do think this means we all get cookies or something now, though.

[Photos: Splash]


Well Spun: Alek Wek

I’ll admit, when she stands still, this dress is underwhelming.

Alek Wek attends the 9th annual Keep A Child Alive Black Ball

It’s a cute pattern — I enjoy that it almost looks three-dimensional — but the cut is a little maternity, almost, and the heavy stockings and shoes weigh it down.

But then she walks:

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What The Fug: Alessandra Ambrosio at amfAR Inspiration LA Gala

Between this and the annual Cannes event, what IS it about amfAR that makes people think, “Yes! FINALLY, a place where I can really air out my crevices”?

Alessandra Ambrosio

Of course, from the front, it’s mostly a Codpiece Gone Wild. I feel like I’m looking at an anaconda having lunch, but from above.

The back will not surprise you, but it may alarm:

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