Fug File: super(and unsuper)models

Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic


There were a LOT of women at this event who are wearing a version of that great white lace dress Kate wore in Australia (which is apparently available at the end of the month,if you’re in need of one). And also a lot of cute wedges and sunglasses.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Stuff We Missed Along The Way


Cannes is so sprawling that there’s always stuff that slips through our fingers while we’re busy swooning over Blake Lively’s big skirts. Mostly herein are models, but as you can see, we’ve also got Naomi Watts — plus some Robert Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, various models, and Sophia Loren. We’ll cover the closing ceremony separately, in… whatever glory it deserves.

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amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 2


I would like to point out that — in a feat that rarely, if ever, happens — I correctly called this. However, the caveat is that I think I tried to call almost all those dresses for Heidi Klum, and that dilutes my success here somewhat.

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amfAR Fug Carpet: Anne V


Oh, sweet child:

The V jokes write themselves.

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Cannes Who Fugged It More: Karlie Kloss vs. Mamie Gummer in Valentino


We saw this, and trembled at its evils, on Mamie Gummer at the Oscars. I’m actually sort of surprised that a top model like Karlie Kloss would ever wear something at an event this high-profile had been done already at another high-profile event. Maybe that’s more common than I think, but if I were her, this would feel like a fair time to throw a diva strop.

Mamie lined her skirt with black where Karlie’s is see-through, which definitely gave it a heaviness that contradicts the original design’s ethereal intentions. She also had the turquiose part of the bodice expanded, versus Karlie’s more perfunctory modesty panel. Beyond that, Karlie is leaning on bodice netting in a really sickly hue, and then basically a strip of lace over her nethers that looks like an eggplant loincloth. Frankly, I think it’s totally hideous on both of them. But between all that taupe boob pancake up there and the overwrought makeup, I think the supermodel might, strangely, look a little bit worse, which I hope will be worth a glass of celebratory moonshine for Mamie this morning.

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: The Models at the Met


I hope Tom Brady’s pet name for her is Bund Cake. Also, I sincerely did just have to stop caring whether anyone kept to the theme, because hardly anyone did. Including most of these women.

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