Fug File: super(and unsuper)models

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Chopard Party


I think Fan BingBing may have won this round. And I may be biased because I love her.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Sicario Premiere


In which Cate Blanchett shows us how it’s done. AGAIN.

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Billboard Music Awards Fugs and Fines: Two Jenners and Jourdan Dunn in Balmain


Balmain is all over the place suddenly. And honestly, I don’t think that was as much the case before Kim Kardashian decided to make it one of her pet labels. I guess that’s the Kardashian Bump at work — or, since she likes to be alliterative, the Kardashian… Klump? Eh, I’ll let them workshop that.

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Billboard Music Awards Fugs and Fines: Chrissy Teigen


Chrissy Teigen is definitely Having A Moment right now. She is everywhere, including on a new daytime show next season (with Tyra and Joe Zee), that lip-synch battle show on Spike, and here hosting the Billboard Music Awards. Unfortunately, this particular moment included three outfits we’ve seen before, and two that are hideous.

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Met Ball Fugs and Fabs: More Women In Red


We’ve already covered a couple gowns in this shade– Amal Alamuddin Clooney, Karen Elson — but the fact that there are so many left over goes to show that people may have coped with the tricky theme by espousing When In Doubt, Just Wear Red.

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Met Gala Fug Carpet: Cara and Poppy Delevingne


Cara is wearing Stella McCartney for the second year in a row, and it is as questionable as you might imagine.

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It seriously resembles a Victoria’s Secret-designed wetsuit. For when surfing and scuba diving demand that nightclub edge. Yesterday, the body art felt a little crazy to me, but the more I’ve sat with some of these other outfits, the more I think it’s actually a clever way to embrace the theme. They’re beautifully painted (my favorite factoid is that the creator is the same man who tattooed “BACON” onto the bottom of her foot — talk about polar opposites of ink work) and they honor the theme as not just fashion, but art. It’s way better than, say, gluing a bunch of hideous tissue-paper poppies all over your chest.

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Yes, Poppy, I am talking about your poppies. That skirt is really pretty, but the semi-homemade ode to the opium trade should have stayed at home.

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