Fug File: super(and unsuper)models

Met Gala Fug Carpet: Cara and Poppy Delevingne


Cara is wearing Stella McCartney for the second year in a row, and it is as questionable as you might imagine.

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It seriously resembles a Victoria’s Secret-designed wetsuit. For when surfing and scuba diving demand that nightclub edge. Yesterday, the body art felt a little crazy to me, but the more I’ve sat with some of these other outfits, the more I think it’s actually a clever way to embrace the theme. They’re beautifully painted (my favorite factoid is that the creator is the same man who tattooed “BACON” onto the bottom of her foot — talk about polar opposites of ink work) and they honor the theme as not just fashion, but art. It’s way better than, say, gluing a bunch of hideous tissue-paper poppies all over your chest.

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Yes, Poppy, I am talking about your poppies. That skirt is really pretty, but the semi-homemade ode to the opium trade should have stayed at home.

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Models


No event brings out more models than this one.

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What the Fug: Brooklyn Decker in Rosie Assoulin


I accidentally called her “Brook Lively” for a second, which — when she had longer hair, at least — is actually not totally crazy. Unlike the shirt.

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Daytime Emmys Fugs and Farcicals: Tyra Banks


I didn’t realize how much I missed Tyra Banks until this moment.

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Scrolldown Fug: Karolina Kurkova in Oscar de la Renta


And we’re walking, we’re walking, we’re walking…

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… and we’re stopping. So hard. Those pants bring me to such a screeching halt that I can smell the burnt rubber.

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Fine or Feh: Heidi Klum


This entire thing is forgettable. You will not remember that it happened even five minutes from now.

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I just had to note how amusing it is that the launch of her intimates line is the ONE event at which she could go Total Klum and be justified, and instead, she’s more fully clothed than ever.

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