Fug File: super(and unsuper)models

People Magazine Awards Fug Carpet: Jessica White

Well, thank God.

Jessica White

It’s been a while since Jessica White popped up at something looking like your $1.99-per-minute Psychic Friend, and I was beginning to worry she had forgotten to foretell her own demise.

[Photo: Getty]


WTF: Alessandra Ambrosio

I keep accidentally publishing posts with “words” as actual placeholders this week, but don’t worry. This time when I say WORDS, I mean it in the pure GFY slang sense: I am totally out of them and this is crazy.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


WTF: Isabeli Fontana


Stars celebrate at the Chopard Christmas Party **USA ONLY**

Are these, or are these not, The Worst Pants You’ve Ever Seen?

Seriously, though.

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[Photo: AKM/GSI]


Fugs and Fabs: Attendees of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Is it a law that you can’t show up to this thing dressed very normally? Taylor Swift probably almost got herself arrested for being so comparatively sane.

[Photos: Splash, Getty]


Fabs and WTFs: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2014

This is, as ever, totally ridiculous, wholly over the top, kind of fun, and somewhat NSFW depending on how your boss feels about bras.

As a kind moderator-ly note before we get into all the WINGS WINGS ON THE SIDE OF FACE stuff, I’m going to ask that everyone please refrain from going to a place of “eat a cheeseburger!” with regard to the models. Thanks in advance!

[Photos: AKM/GSI, vantagenews.co.uk, INFphoto.com]


Fugs and Fabs: Models at the British Fashion Awards

We should make up a Model Wardrobe Bingo card for these sorts of things. “Sheer with hotpants” is obviously the center square.

[Photos: AKM/GSI, Splash, Vantage.co.uk]