Gold lamé! Torso holes! Dramatic trains! Two children of Real Housewives, NOT alike in dignity, in fair Manhattan, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean! Or, where Gigi Hadid politely makes a little small talk with Amelia Hamlin near the passed apps before excusing herself to go speak to someone else she recognized. Either/or.

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