As our dearly departed Stefon would note, this event has everything: Bonnets! Capes! Thighs! Noteworthy socks! Ruffles! LARGER ruffles! A riot of florals! Some stuff I feel like I can’t even describe in a pithy phrase! Unusual swathes of flesh! Boob….steering wheels? (I told you it got confusing!) Um, tinsel? Metallic toes! Camel toe shoes! And one very enthusiastic entourage!