Fug File: jumpsuit

Fug Upon A Time


I think possibly every person in the background of this photo — be it amusedly or with flinty awkwardness — is thinking some version of the following:  “WHAT? NO.”

I mean, the horribly fit top, the wrinkles, the Frowny Groinparts… Even the baby is averting her eyes. Clever girl.

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Fug, then Fab: Hailee Steinfeld


The little old granny bursting at the seams of my soul REALLY can’t handle a girl Hailee’s age wearing anything even REMOTELY transparent.

I shouldn’t be able to see undergarments, I shouldn’t be wondering what percentage of this thing is lined, and I really shouldn’t be grimacing at what’s happening to her pelvis because my eyes should not BE on her pelvis because she is a fetus. Her pelvis is nobody’s business at this age. Don’t make me do illegal things just by virtue of having eyes, kid. Also, not for nothing: That is not a good jumpsuit. It’s like she’s been seized by creeping vines.

Fortunately, at a different event on the same night, she managed to be interesting in a better way:

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Getting Fugging Closer: Ke$ha


Her hair looks normal! Her face — when she doesn’t crack her lips to show off the gold tooth, which is absurd — looks clean and sane and cute! KE$HA APPEARS TO BE BATHING!

[Photos: Getty]

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Fugsica White


This is not the worst thing she’s ever worn.

But that doesn’t make it right to dress like a paratrooper in the Great Doily Fungus World War of 2013.

[Photo: Getty]

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Fugs and Fabs: This Week In Miley


Since her Cosmo cover caused such a stir among her fans — in a good way; they are obsessed with it, and in fact, at the launch party, we saw a long line of people who seemed decidedly too old to be waiting for her to autograph their issue — Miley has had a pretty good PR week. Let’s see how she clothed it.

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How I Met Your Fugger


I wish Josh Duhamel would give me Save Haven from this jumpsuit, you guys.

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