Paz Vega is so gorgeous, but she’s one of those celebrities whose existence I keep thinking is semi-fictional. You remember like six hundred years ago, Esquire “invented” a starlet and wrote a whole article about her and her, like, scandalous affair with David Schwimmer, and presented her as a real up-and-comer, but of course it was all a stunt, and the actress they chose to play the starlet was Ali Larter? (Speaking of things you couldn’t really do now that the Internet exists.) Every time I see Paz Vega, I think she’s the next iteration of this, and instead of the Hollywood Blonde, they’re doing a take on the Penelope Cruz. But, of course, she is real:

It goes without saying, I think, that I wish desperately that this jumpsuit were also just a figment of someone’s imagination.