Fug File: Cannes

Fugs and Fabs: The Cannes Closing Ceremony


And another Cannes is in the can(nes). God, I’m sorry. That was terrible.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Stuff We Missed Along The Way


Cannes is so sprawling that there’s always stuff that slips through our fingers while we’re busy swooning over Blake Lively’s big skirts. Mostly herein are models, but as you can see, we’ve also got Naomi Watts — plus some Robert Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, various models, and Sophia Loren. We’ll cover the closing ceremony separately, in… whatever glory it deserves.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Kristen Stewart and Chloe Grace Moretz in Chanel, plus Juliette Binoche


Cannes is like, “Kim WHOdashian? We’re busy with real things.”

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amfAR in Cannes Better Played Carpet: Justin Bieber


I mean, it’s a whole hell of a lot better:

I am not sure the pants are supposed to be quite so bunchy all the way down (and the rest of it also seems fitted oddly and shoved around, as if the primary objective was to make his shoulders look broad and show off the arm tattoos). But then again, this is a person who until recently seemed to believe pants were supposed to include a superhuman amount of bulge space and/or fasten under the buttocks, and it’s pleasant to see him looking human and relatively rational. In other words, one small step for man is, in fact, one giant leap for Biebkind.

Edited to add: I didn’t see the mustache at first. It’s… not good, if that’s what it is. But still: Considering his behavioral optics were bad enough for him to be left out of Fug Madness, I’m just glad he’s dressed, and in clothes that appear to be staying on him.

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amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 2


I would like to point out that — in a feat that rarely, if ever, happens — I correctly called this. However, the caveat is that I think I tried to call almost all those dresses for Heidi Klum, and that dilutes my success here somewhat.

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amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 1


Sorry, Dior, but for this Prom she picked McQueen.

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