Serena Van Fug Woodsfug

It matters not whether Boobs Legsly is retiring her mantle, because as long as there is Serena Van Der Woodsen, there will be boobs and legs.

This encapsulates everything Serena and I have in common: We both do our best thinking in a body-skimmer, a full-length lace overlay, and a waist cape. Seriously, nothing brings the world into stark relief better than a waist cape. I think the magic is in the subtlety.