I don’t know what Isabel Lucas has been up to lately:
But given her outfits recently, I’m beginning to think that the last two weeks have been a live-action performance-art experiment in which she’s attempting to live as the Nerdy Before Montage in a teen movie. Which means, of course, that NEXT week she’s going to show up places looking super styled and beautifully coiffed and people’s mouths will drop open, and they’ll gasp things like, “why, Miss Lucas! You’re BEAUTIFUL,” and “my GOD. She IS All That!” and then we’ll all slow clap. That will be fun. I’ve been practicing my slow clap for years.