CUBA: Ahhhh, it’s good to be Cuba. I’m dapper, I was actually probably better in Pearl Harbor than most of those people, everybody kind of misses me, and now I’m here with Uma Thurman.
ROSIE: Oh, I’m not Uma Thurman.
CUBA: … Are you sure?
CUBA: REALLY? Because Uma really seems like someone who would wear a cape to pick up her new boxy paperweight.
ROSIE: Yeah, but would Uma Thurman wear a breastplate?
CUBA: Huh. You have a point there. She never wears short skirts, either.
ROSIE: So you see, I’m not her. I’m… well, I don’t remember exactly, something about Transformers 3.
CUBA: Sigh. I wanted to talk about Kill Bill 3. Now it’s not so good to be Cuba.
ROSIE: Oh, and I’m also a model.
CUBA: LIKE I SAID. It’s GOOD to be Cuba.