BLAKE: Hey, Bey!
BEYONCE: Hey, B!
BLAKE: Actually, I played Serena!
BEYONCE: But your actual name starts with a B!
BLAKE: Oh! That’s needlessly confusing!
BEYONCE: Don’t question my methods!
BLAKE: I mean it’s brilliant!
BEYONCE: Correct! Bey the way, I notice you are cleaving out!
BLAKE: Yes! Because in case you haven’t noticed, these are fantastic!
BEYONCE: My rider says nobody can flash the boobeys except for me!
BLAKE: I didn’t get that memo!
BEYONCE: A likely story! Get them out of here or I will bey you DOWN!
BLAKE: OMG, The Beygency is real! I’d better not blurt out that I don’t really like your jumpsuit! Oh, shit, I said that out loud!
BEYONCE: BEYDAY! BEYDAY! WE HAVE A RED ALERT.You have a ten second head start, and then you’d better beylieve that if I catch you I will make you REPENT!
BLAKE: Sigh, it was so pleasant up until then.
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