Fug Madness 2014: Sweet Sixteen, The Charo Bracket Top Half


(1) RIHANNA vs. (12) ZOSIA MAMET

Personally, I kind of want these two to get stuck in an elevator together for like six hours, because I sort of feel like they might make friends and Rihanna could loosen Zosia up, while Zosia might convince RiRi to wear pants occasionally, and then RiRi could end up guest-starring on Girls as, like, this very deadpan girl who lives across the hall from Shosh and whom Shosh really wants to make friends with, to no avail. Seriously, I think this could work. While I work on my fanfic, check out Rihanna’s archives, as well as Zosia’s, and then get your vote on:

Whose fug reigns supreme?

  • Rihanna (69%, 4,145 Votes)
  • Zosia Mamet (31%, 1,893 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,037

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Fug Madness Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Bottom Half


(2) RITA ORA vs. (11) VANESSA HUDGENS

Sometimes Fug Nation likes to vote through so-called Gleeful Fug. Be careful what you wish for: Behold, a battle of two happy fuggers. Experience the whiplash of a large slice of their collected works and then vote your conscience.

Whose fug reigns supreme?

  • Rita Ora (69%, 4,082 Votes)
  • Vanessa Hudgens (31%, 1,823 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,905

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Fug Madness 2014: Sweet Sixteen: Cher Bracket Top Half


 

(1) MILEY CYRUS vs. (13) KRISTEN STEWART

And now things are getting intense.

Miley’s archive.

Kristen’s archive.

YOUR VOTE:

Whose fug reigns supreme?

  • Miley Cyrus (87%, 5,932 Votes)
  • Kristen Stewart (13%, 867 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,796

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Fug or Fab: Emma Watson in Oscar de la Renta


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This is the second outfit Emma has worn recently — the first being the Pants Dress — that was great from one side and not so much from the other.  But with this one it’s the BACK I love and not the front. If only we could somehow average all these out, cosmically.

Dissect it:

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[Photos: Getty]

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Fug Madness 2014: Round Two RESULTS and Sweet Sixteen Preview


The No. 1 seeds are all still in play, but there are a whopping seven double-digit-ranked players alive. It’s about to get real in the Sweet Sixteen. Here’s the updated bracket:

And click through to read the Round Two winners and their opponents. Hint: There’s a Battle of the Jessicas:

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What is your game here, Kim? You’ve already essentially worn this outfit on Leno, and it looked bad then, too. So you decide to whip it out for a casual little dinner with Anna Wintour, to thank her — I guess — for sparking up a crapstorm of brimstone by putting Kim on the cover. Or maybe she’s just really FRIENDLY with Anna Wintour. Does this outfit scream either a) “Thank you so much for putting your professional faith in me and I hope our cover sells gajillions for you and then people forget that they thought it made you look stupid,” or b) “Hey, there, good friend, so nice to see you for a chatty meal”? No. It says neither of those things. This outfit is hoarse from having screamed all day, “LOOOOK AT MEEEEEE MEEEEE MEEE in the key of MEeEEEEE.”

[Photos: Splash News]

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