What the Fug: Kim Kardashian and Olivia Munn at Kanye’s “Famous” Exhibit

Kim & Olivia

OLIVIA: Hey Kim.

KIM: Heyyyyyyy.

OLIVIA: So… I thought this was a costume party?

KIM: Kickin’.

OLIVIA: Yes, but… was I not supposed to come as a Kardashian?

KIM: Bangin’.

OLIVIA: Because like, the braids, and the sheers, and these shorts… I’m kind of all of you rolled into one.

KIM: Roll it baby.

OLIVIA: Okay seriously though. Is this a costume party?

KIM: That’s fly.

OLIVIA: Are you even listening?

KIM: It’s a wig.

OLIVIA: Can I just say anything I want right now?

KIM: That’s sooooo dope.

OLIVIA: Oh, okay, this could be good. That outfit is the worst.

KIM: Rad.

OLIVIA: It’s a mesh bag over long underwear. And it’s giving you a labia shadow.

KIM: Oh em GEEE that would be the best Snapchat filter.

OLIVIA: NOW you pay attention? Shit.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Premiere of When The Bough Breaks

When the Bough Breaks is a The Hand That Rocks the Cradle for the new millennium, best I can tell (certainly, the similarities are intentional, given that the line is “when the bough breaks, the cradle will rock”) and every time I see the trailer on TV, I find myself mesmerized, and not only because the Slow Ominous Version of “The Boy Is Mine” is kind of amazing:

It feels very Lifetime — Psychotic Surrogate On the Loose! is a movie on Lifetime every seventy-two minutes — but so was the original, and also, as you know, I love Lifetime movies. I once spent an entire Sunday watching three Menendez Brothers movies in a row. In short, I am here for this and not only because of Morris Chestnut; in a cineplex overrun with superhero movies, I long for the return of the cheesy, satisfying sexual thriller.


Fugs and/or Fabs: Lupita Nyong’o and Janelle Monae


I put these women together in this post mostly because I could not resist using this picture — is it weird if I kind of want to put it on MY piano? — and it felt mean to write about Janelle and make you wait an hour for Lupita, and vice versa.

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Fugs and Fabs: The VMAs Afterparties

It may not surprise you to hear that the A list part of the evening — Rihanna’s — did not have a step-and-repeat so we could ogle everyone’s outfits. Damn it, RiRi. I ask you for so little!

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the VMAs Red Carpet

Oh, VMAs red carpet. Our time together was so brief, so sweet, like a summer romance with a paramour we’ll think back on fondly until Facebook Memories reminds us what it actually looked like.

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VMA Fug Carpet: Ariana Grande in Alexander Wang

I said this in the piece we wrote for Cosmo, but this look is giving me major cognitive dissonance:

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Her upper half cannot wait for your Labor Day Pool Party at the Mandalay Bay, and her bottom half is totally dreading her tax appointment later this afternoon.

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VMA Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes of the VMAs

Some of the dudes at the VMAs last night looked totally snazzy — I’m trying to bring  “snazzy” back — and some of them took a swing and a miss.