Fug or/and Fab: Jessica Chastain


Love the sunglasses, wish she’d worn a bracelet — two emotions I express so often that I might as well just write a poem about them and be done with it:

62nd San Sebastian Film Festival: Arrivals - Day 4

Love the sunglasses

Wish you’d worn a bracelet, girl.

Nude shoes must die out.

That about covers it, right? (The dress is cute. Hope you enjoy Chastain, because she’s got SIX movies coming out this year, so she’s getting ready to give us a lot to talk about [I do (here's hoping most of it is good)].)

In fact, she gave us more to talk about this very same day:

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Fugs and Fabs: #TGIT Event, Part 2

I need to learn this actor’s name so I don’t just call him Dean Thomas (from the Harry Potter flicks), but: DEAN THOMAS!

[Photos: AKM-GSI, Splash]


Fugs and Fabs: #TGIT Event, Part One

So I guess people are hashtagging event titles now? #whatever.

[Photos: AKM-GSI, Splash]


High Fugshion: Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2015 at Milan Fashion Week

This show was extremely subtle. You will never guess the influence. … Well, TECHNICALLY, you might not, because per D&G it was “The Spanish Influence in Sicily Between 1516 and 1713.” Poor 1714 is like, “Um, I’m RIGHT HERE.”

[Photos: Getty, Dolce & Gabbana]


The Fugqualizer: Chloe Grace Moretz in Dior

This bodice confuses me. It’s a sash running through boobloops, which itself is a word that sounds like a sugar cereal for bachelor parties.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


Fugs and Fabs: A Variety of People Wearing Black at the Once Upon a Time Premiere

Here’s the place where I make a crazy hacky joke about how this looks like it’s going to be a real dark season. [Drum snare!]

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]