Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Gwyneth Paltrow in Michael Kors


I’m not sure whether or not anyone knew Gwyneth Paltrow would be attending the Golden Globes — she skipped the carpet — and from the looks of things it’s possible SHE didn’t even remember until about twenty minutes beforehand:

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Otherwise, I don’t get it. This is a woman who peddles a persona and a lifestyle. She’s so exacting with diet and exercise that RIGHT after she consciously uncoupled with Chris Martin, he and the kids consciously recoupled with fast food. A lady doesn’t work that hard on her body to throw on a size-too-small Pepto Abysmol concoction that sullies the results of her efforts. Goop is many things, but half-assed is not usually one of them. She goes for it on fourth down. But this? This is a punt, and the universe just blocked it and ran it back for a touchdown.

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Sienna Miller in Miu Miu


The background of this particular shot is amazing. There’s a HUGE crush of people, a dude taking a photo with his phone and a well-shod PR person carefully examining the ground:

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And Sienna and I are basically making the same face. It says, “EH, better luck next time.”

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler


I didn’t think they were as sharp on-stage as they were in their other two outings, and the same absolutely goes for their red-carpet game. (My theory is that they realized about two weeks ago that agreeing to do THREE Golden Globes telecasts was one too many, and in that I wouldn’t blame them.)

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Golden Globes Well Played: Amy Adams in Versace


I’m not crazy about the color on this, entirely. It feels a little bridesmaidal? Imagine it in more of a jewel tone:

The 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards -Arrivals-in Los Angeles

Spectacular, right? But I didn’t have it in me to ding her for falling slightly short of spectacular, not really. It fits her beautifully and honestly, we should all be so lucky to look this good as a bridesmaid. Carry on, Adams.

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Emma Stone in Lanvin


Let’s start with her head and shoulders, because this sucker was a scrolldown and I want us to have a happy memory first.

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Golden Globes Fug or Fab: Kerry Washington in Mary Katrantzou


I find Kerry Washington, as a person, to be so appealing on the red carpet. She always seems so delighted and vivacious and bubbly and she’s just a treat. That said:

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I really liked this when I saw it from the knees up, but it hasn’t grown on me with time. I know we bang on about this constantly, but this particular length can get very weirdo, and I think it’s full-on awkward here. Wouldn’t this have been kickier if it had been knee-length? (And if the top had fit better?) I can why she liked this: the colors are neat, and the texture is interesting, and the pattern on the skirt is really groovy, but I feel like it fizzles out when it could have sparked.

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