The title of this post is taken from our logistics document, in which we sort everyone, and in which we sometimes filter out people if we’re trying to conserve our photo budget. Jessica wondered it in passing, and my response was, “WILLIAM JOEL? OF COURSE,” even if it isn’t entirely true, and so here he is — along with a horde of other folks in black at the Grammys.

[Photos: Gilbert Flores/Billboard via Getty Images, ROBYN BECK/AFP via Getty Images, Lester Cohen, Kayla Oaddams, Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images, Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic]