I’m almost at a loss for words — which, ironically, is when we usually default to typing, “WORDS.”
But there aren’t really words, other than nonsense ones strung together. In the spirit of this being an MTV event, let’s play Fug or Band Name.
a) Lycra Witch Garden
b) Pot-Pourri Gangrene Syndrome
c) Awful Dot Mauling (this could also be the name of a person you really hate — like, “Ugh, here comes Awful Dot Mauling, of the New Hampshire Maulings”)
d) Stockingblossom von Kneecap
I’m thinking… all of the above.
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