Met Ball Fug Carpet: Lucy Liu


Oh, man. Thank god she’s got that amazing face, because her dress is making me sneeze and I need something else to focus on.

And I don’t want to ruin your afternoon, but that so-called “dress” also might be more accurately called “PANTS.” CAN YOU EVEN. I MEAN. REALLY.  I can’t quite get visual confirmation, but if my theory is, in fact, correct, then I think we’ve moved beyond a plain old jumpsuit and onto something yet more terrible. I shall call it a JAMPSUIT and the “a” stands for “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.”

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  1. amy
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    IT’S ALL CAPS AWFUL!

  2. mali
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    just no

  3. yeahandalso
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    yikes, what happened to her? I feel like I haven’t seen her in anything in years

  4. Amy Kelinda
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    AUGH

  5. mookle
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    yeah and her face doesn’t make up for this outfit. how could it?

  6. Carol
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    Looks like garters hanging from the torso feathers to secure the hip feathers … extremely weird … how do people go out looking like this!

  7. freebird
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    Maybe period bloat? Otherwise, no excuse. Fug.

  8. jen
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    Ah, finally a fug I can agree on! She looks like a tragic crow.

  9. Jill
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    Can we confirm that this is a dress and not pants? The way the skirt seems to fold in at the bottom between the feet is worrying me.

  10. Sandra
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    Why would anyone do that to her figure?

  11. vandalfan
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    By George, you’ve got it. Trousers. Black lace. Black feathers. Faux old fashioned undergarments. And sheer netting. A full house of fug.

  12. Rayna
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    I suspect strongly that it IS a jampsuit.

    OY. Just………OY.

    Cracked out to the max. Why, Lucy, why?

  13. Sherri
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    Well, if there ever is an occasion for a girl to pull out her feathered lingerie and wear it over her oversized pleated lounge pants, it would be the Met Ball.

    Oh Lucy. Oh no sweet baby girl.

  14. Lina
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    It is completely ridiculous, and yet I imagine A McQueen would love it, so it wins some points for being thematically appropriate. And she looks amazing. It would be lovely to see her working again.

  15. Bambi Anne Dear
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    Yuk.

  16. Lori
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    This makes me sad. That is all.

  17. Melanie
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    We just saw the Beauty and the Beast musical, and this totally makes her look like the opera-singing chest of drawers.

  18. Kim
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    I kind of love that she brought the Cher-crazy.

  19. Jax
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    OK. The outfit’s just plain weird. But what I REALLY want to know is who is the person in the satin pillow case behind her?? Pillow Case has been in the background of so many images for this gig, I’m beginning to overlook the main dress ( no matter how beautiful or freaky) and scour the background try to find the Phantom in Satin! It’s like a fashonista’s ‘Where’s Wally’… fun!

  20. Heta
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    Her Plus-One is a Muppet in a Baby Bjorn.

  21. crystal
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    This outfit hurt my feelings. :(