On the Vogue stream, Rita Ora said that Marni used beads for this that were in some cases, as old as the first or second century B.C. That… cannot be accurate? SURELY? There is no way she trotted around stapled to a bunch of antiquities that are OLDER THAN CHRIST? Did someone mess with her? Did she get it wrong? Did someone say “BC” meaning Boston College? Or did she actually plonk down and eat Michelin cuisine atop some woodwork made by someone who may have looked up from making these to giggle about a rumor that God’s son was born in a barn? WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Ahem. As you can see, Rita is wearing a bodystocking, but still this to me counts as naked. So we’re collecting (what I hope are most of, if not all of) the Met Gala’s nakeds, sheers, and wannabe-sheers — as in the ones that want you to peer and wonder. You got me, Rita. I AM PEERING.
