In which someone actually achieves my own greatest dream and wears VINTAGE WALLPAPER!!! Plus, Da’Vine Joy Randolph falls into The Gap, Lana Del Rey wears a  TREE on her head, singer Tyla sports actual literal sand, Taylor Russell wears actual literal wood, Cardi B sports HUGE EMERALDS, Gigi Hadid looks gorgeous, Lauren Sanchez also honestly looks great (don’t get mad!) and Karol G is an elf. Plus, at least two sets of wings, and Lizzo wore…something????

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