Khlofug Kardashian

I’ve heard rumblings that of the Kardashians, Khloe is the one you want to hang out with, and I believe that. Certainly she’s the one I’d pick, because she’d have all the best gossip about her family, famous people, AND the NBA. That’s a twelve martini lunch right there.

But this outfit is not good. She looks like a casino hostess who spilled beer on her sternum. And I can’t even talk about the lips. Why would you want them to match your chin? It just doesn’t make sense, Khloe. Do you not want Lamar to be able to find them? But isn’t he your lobster? He HAS to be. I noticed on your Got Milk ad that your smiles are crooked on opposite sides, so when you make out, they will match. This feels like destiny. So please wipe off the invisibility gloss and get a little life in there, while I go put myself in time out for admitting any of the aforementioned about you and Lamar’s mouths.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (34):

  1. Helen

    Khloe’s the only Kardashian I like, and I think she’s gorgeous, so I want her to look good. But I have to regretfully agree that this does not work.

    OTOH, it’s at least covering everything, and it isn’t skin-tight, so on a Kardashian scale, it’s still a 7.

    At first glance, I didn’t like the shoes, but zooming in on them, they’re really fun! The color’s still iffy for me, at least for winter, but I love the idea of adding texture with a shoe.

  2. TonyG

    Re the outfit: She could improve this by replacing the shirt. That collar with that Catholic-girl-uniform tie is not working. Neither are the sleeves.

    Re Khloe being the fun Kardashian: You certainly cannot tell by watching her on the X-Factor. Khloe’s personality is flat as cardboard paper on that show especially when standing next to co-host Mario Lopez who oozes personality.

    • Cucina49

      I feel like Mario’s oozing something…but it isn’t personality.

    • Esme

      Man, are you right about that; I was shocked by how her on-air personality is the opposite of what you’d think it would be–it’s like she sent a cardboard cutout of herself to do the job–she certainly adds nothing and Mario alone would be fine.

  3. Rayna

    Klo’s shoes ARE fun!

    But this outfit looks like recycled Kourt Klothes:×745-2

    ne c’est pas?

    In any case, NOT her best look.

    • Helen

      Wow, yeah. This is better than that, in tailoring and details, but otherwise it’s practically the same outfit.

    • Emma

      I think it’s “n’est-ce pas.” Agreed, though.

  4. Lion

    OMG! She wants her lips to be invisible, as something went horribly wrong in a… beauty salon.

  5. Sandra

    Wow, she’s doing herself no favors with that get-up. Why does nude lipstick even exist? Nobody looks better by having the lower half of her face obliterated. I don’t wear makeup at all, so I won’t insist she add some other shade, but clear gloss would look better than this.

    • TereLiz

      Yes, this! Nude lipstick is so gross. Just go with a color close to the natural color of your lips if you don’t want to accentuate them. Nude lips always look unfinished, like the mua put foundation over the lips as a base, but then forgot to apply the lippy.

    • Edith

      THANK GOD I’m not the only one who can’t stand a nude lip. I thought it was just me. Though I’ve never seen it done quite this literally, where the lip almost matches the skin tone. EEEK.

  6. Kalli McQueen

    RE: the nude lips, I guess the Kardashifam is making that their signature look. I don’t know if ya’ll have been to Ulta lately, but they’ve got their own line of makeup now including a nude lip set (it’s the only lip product in the line too!).

  7. MegoPachego

    Is it just me or is Khloe getting really tiny? But in a good way, not in a “girl needs a lecture on her eating habits” kind of way. Clothes and dishwater lipstick aside, I think she looks great and I am not one to love a Kardashian.

  8. ydubs

    But who makes the shoes!!?? Want!

    • Rachael

      Me too. Want. Right now. When I look at them from far away, they make me think of flourescent legos. I love them.

  9. Stefanie

    No Khloe…lips are a good thing!

  10. Bella

    Yeah, I recognized this from some sartorial fail that was Kourtney’s. And by the way it fits Khloe, I’d say it is Kourtney’s … and it’s all ugly.

  11. pidget

    This neatly outlines the perils of black-and-white making you look like a waiter. The skirt and shoes could be salvageable in another outfit, but not together. Imagine the skirt with cute flats, a t-shirt (perhaps long-sleeved), lips, and some interesting jewellery, and I’d be on board.

  12. Lauren

    Lips=bad. Shoes= I must have them where can I get them right now please!!!

  13. jennish

    ok…so i tried to find the “got milk” ad, to no avail…anyone have a link?

  14. Aj

    Add skates and she’s a carhop. I know — the reference dates me but still — A&W should definitely have made skates in that shoe color.

    • Vandalfan

      Yes, and not the in-line kind, or those that came with a key and clamped to the bottom of your Buster Browns or Red Ball sneakers, either.

  15. McLisa

    It looks like her hair color is bleeding onto her blouse.

  16. Leah

    The shape of her upper lip makes me wonder if maybe she’s trying to make her lips look as invisible as possible. That upper is looking very oval all of a sudden.

  17. Jules

    Why would an adult, especially one that has the means and the spotlight, deliberately dress this way?

  18. Ladyblahblah

    Judging by the skill and personality that Khloe brings to the job, I’d say that Mama Kardashian has the bloody glove and it fits Simon Cowell. There is absolutely no other explanation for her keeping this gig.

  19. samantha

    p.s. i love your shoes and thank you for not wearing platforms.

  20. gryt

    It’s too babydoll-ish. And the lips are terrible.

  21. Jennifer

    Her lips look larger than usual and disproportionate in this pic. Perhaps the way-too-nude lip color was an attempt to hide lip plumping gone wrong? And why is Khloe taking “how to dress frumpy” style notes from Kourtney?

  22. Ellelake

    She’s resembling her mom more with a bit of weight loss.

  23. Zackster

    I thought I was the only one who noticed that Khloe and Lamar have mirror image smirks. They match, sort of.

  24. Lily1214

    Khloe can look better than this. She’s looking too Kimmy-girl in this photo and what happened to her lips?