I don’t know if Canada just didn’t want another royal tour so soon after Kate and William, or what, but aside from meeting vegetables, Charles and Camilla apparently had to sit through a theatre show in Prince Edward Island in which Anne of Green Gables had a conversation with a drag impersonator of the Queen. I don’t know who approved that catastrophic idea, but if you ask me, it has that Josie Pye’s name written all over it.

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