Quick! Pretend you didn’t read the headline to this post, and guess who this is:

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[Photos by: WENN.com]

Me, I’d have laid down good money on Katy Perry — who is due for a long period of dressing like birds, after having conquered the challenges of dressing like fruit and dressing like candy. However, it’s English lad mag model/television presenter Kelly Brook:

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Charming if you’re on your way to a Black Swan-themed premiere party, but I personally try to steer clear of dresses that might molt.