“Why? Well, let me think about that.”

“Wait, I know the answer.”

“Because I am Robert F’ing Downey F’ing Junior. The heavens have rained upon me with talent water, sex hail, and the snow of hilarity. I drink the Precipitation of the Gods daily for breakfast with a side of wry toast, and so this shirt? And this tie? They are going to HAPPEN.”

“If you don’t like it, here is my suggestion.”

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