Fug Madness 2013: The Madonna Bracket


(1) KRISTEN STEWART vs. (16) MICHELLE DOCKERY

(2) KIM KARDASHIAN vs (15) LIBERTY ROSS

(3) CARLY RAE JEPSEN vs. (14) SARAH JESSICA PARKER

(4) KE$HA vs. (13) ASHLEY BENSON

(5) JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. (12) GWEN STEFANI

(6) CATE BLANCHETT vs. (11) HALLE BERRY

(7) KEVIN McHALE vs. (10) EMMA ROBERTS

(8) EVA LONGORIA vs. (9) CHRISTA B. ALLEN

Well, CRJ vs. SJP is a formidable Battle of the Acronyms, and we’d like to welcome newcomer Christa B. Allen (of Revenge) into the fold at a very high nine seed, and Glee‘s Kevin McHale, at a perhaps slightly crazy seven seed. Bless him for providing some menswear worth discussing. Also, this may be the first AND last time the words “Lady Mary Crawley” and “Bella Swan” appear in the same sentence. 

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  1. tkangaroo
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    Will the printable bracket be up today?

  2. Lindsay
    +3

    GASP, Kristin Stewart and Liberty Ross in the same bracket? Could it be?

    They had the same man, now will they duke it out to find out whose fug reigns supreme?

    (The answer will likely be Stewart, but it’s still funny)

    • Edith
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      I predict Ross cannot beat Karfugian, so we won’t see a KStew / Ross showdown. Which is really just as well; if I recall correctly, there are NO WINNERS that way.

  3. Bree
    +2

    SO EXCITED. Probably irrationally so.

  4. Kris
    +2

    I can’t remember what Ke&%^$ha did to earn a 4 seed this year. I mean, she hardly even looks like a walking STD anymore.

  5. Susan
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    You’all are truly evil.

  6. TaraMisu
    0

    OMG!!! You guys I wait all year for Fug Madness, what is wrong with me?? LOL I am in Hong Kong right now, but I’ll be playing along trust me.

  7. Bambi Anne Dear
    0

    Is Kesha still around? I think I’ve seen her twice in the past year.

  8. N
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    I think we could have a Kim K/ Kesha showdown. Mind blown at the thought.