Fugger: Tika Sumpter

NAACP Image Awards Fugs and Fabs


I was JUST thinking to myself, “I wonder how Kerry Washington’s gestating is going.” I can’t wait for the bump-hiding shenanigans on Scandal. If anyone can think of a clever way to phrase that, please do put it in the comments. I am leaning toward “bumpoflage” or “womboflage” right now.

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Fugs and Maybe One Fab Somewhere: Various Super Bowl Events


I feel like everyone is so relieved that New York/New Jersey wasn’t godawful frigid (supposedly?) that the abs came out like it was Miami up in there.

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Fugs and Fabs of the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic


This event always looks entertaining, but this year it also looked SCORCHINGLY HOT.  Keep hydrated with champagne, everyone — it’s good advice for all of us this summer.

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Fugs and Fabs: The After Earth Premiere


I miss the days when Will Smith released a new song thematically tied to his movies. This one is post-apocalyptic, right? So I guess… “The Four Horsemen of the Apocasmith”? Because you know that’s what they’re going to call it when they take over the world.

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Well Played, Tika Sumpter


You guys KNOW I love a well-employed print:

I kind of wish this had a belt, but other than that, I love it. I also like that it’s slightly hypnotizing. She could totally psychoanalyze people at this event. “And what do you see in my skirt?…oh, interesting, three pirates making mac and cheese on the space station while your ex-boyfriend flies out the exit hatch. That is intriguing. Tell me more….”

I do, however, wonder why someone would — like Julianne Moore before her – go to an Accessories Council Event sans Accessories. Do they just start draping them on you as soon as you darken the doorway? Because that sounds like a party I’d like to attend.

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Unfug or Fab: Tika Sumpter


Okay, Tika, let me have it.

You gave us a golden panty-sheath the other day at another Sparkle event, but this appears to be drama of a more opaque variety. I’m curious. Let’s turn you around — you’re like a matador baiting the bull up there, and I don’t want to find myself suddenly snorting and scraping at dirt.

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