Fugger: Rose McGowan

Coachella Music Fugstival: First Weekend


Otherwise known as Free People Fashion Week, and starring such luminaries as Vanessa Hudgens, Beyonce, Solange, Lorde, Jared Leto, Kellan Lutz, Kate Bosworth, and the Jenner girls and the Willis girls in some truly hideous things.

Speaking of: This was the second Coachella photo I saw. And I tweeted it and said that I was fairly sure it would stand as the stupidest one of all. And then some people gave her some REALLY stiff competition.

Is it still the stupidest one of all?

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Rose McFugwan


Well, I guess this makes sense.

If you carry a milk-carton purse, your groin should wear a raincoat.

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebrity Sightings, Day 5


This was a thrilling day. Sure, we didn’t get to revisit Bieber and his WISPY MUSTACHE OF DOOM, but we DID spy the following:

Lady Mary (and…Ne-Yo??) at Carolina Herrera? Plus Christina Hendricks and also Rose McGowan, who continues to be hilarious, and like 300 other people. Seriously, everyone loves Carolina.

– Goldie Hawn attended Donna Karan and she was SO GOLDIE she turned herself into an adjective.

TAYLOR MOMSEN ALERT. Wait. We saw Taylor, and the Biebs — of all our Fug Madness winners, we’re missing Aubrey O’Day, Bai Ling, Amber Rose, and Vanessa Hudgens. Hudgens, we may still see. PLEASE GOD LET BAI SHOW UP SOMEWHERE. Anyway, click through to see all the other yahoos we spied yesterday and pop over to The Cut to read all about our adventures.

 

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day 3


Oooh, we have some good stuff for you today, my pretties. And some of that stuff involves prettiness.

Nicki Minaj showed up at Herve Leger with two totally OVER THE TOP bodyguards, who seemed really to rumble with any wayward fashionista who crossed their path. One of them looked slightly like The Rock, and as ridiculous as the entire thing was, I’d like to just put it out to the universe that I would totally watch a remake of The Bodyguard starring Nicki Minaj and The Rock.

– We sat right behind Fug Fave Zosia Mamet at Rebecca Taylor and she was really charming. Also, I am completely photobombing her in this photo, and I did it on purpose, yes.

– You know who’s hot? Nigel Barker. So smooth. So suave. So handsome.

We chatted with Selma Blair at Christian Siriano, and learned many things, including that her son has a beloved Marc Jacobs doll, which is very cute indeed.

Ashley from Revenge was at Monique Lhuiller, and we did NOT as her why her character was the worst PR person in the universe. LOADS of other people were there, too, including Maggie Grace, to whom we spoke at length about SWORDS.

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Fug McGowfug


I have been staring at this dress for WAY too long now, wondering what to say about it. I could WORDS it up, but it’s not even dramatically bad enough to explode my tongue; merely to tie it.

So I guess instead of typing WORDS I will just type words: sack widow middleboob choker dropcloth scissor orgy.

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Fug or Fab: Rose McGowan


Rose McGowan is blonde now. I’m glad I read that in Us Weekly the other day, or I would not have even been able to recognize her here. That being said, I don’t hate it. Let’s discuss.

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