I’d been wondering what Rose McGowan is up to, professionally, and I’m pleased to say she has offered up the answer.

When she’s not reading auras, she’s cleaning out every lucha-libre-themed Etsy store she can find, and may or may not be hoarding herself right out of having a guest bedroom. A Fug Madness campaign is assured. How far can she go? Well, it depends. Where will she go when she owns everything there is with a wrestling mask? Skirts with pictures of lifelike ceramic cats? Monchichi sleeves? Is anyone making Murder, She Wrote, slacks? I hope she’ll find out.

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